Following the success of “Get Lucky,” the first single off their new album Random Access Memories, Daft Punk has teamed with Durex for a line of condoms. Seriously. The Get Lucky (what else) brand showcases their logo alongside a photo of the French twosome with Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers. The endorsement does make some sense, considering the lyrics to the song: “She’s up all night ’til the sun / I’m up all night to get some,” Pharrell croons. “She’s up all night for good fun / I’m up all night to get lucky!” President Barack Obama would no doubt approve. No release date has been set for the condoms, but Durex apparently sent samples out to high profile DJs. Diplo posted a picture of the (empty) box on his Instagram, writing, “Thank god I had those daft punk condoms last night” In other Daft Punk news, Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalteris (the musicians behind the robot helmets) will also become action figures. Warning: If you’re most excited by this announceent, you may not even need the condoms at all! And in other, other Daft Punk news, if you haven’t listened to “Evolution of Get Lucky” by PV Nova, do so immediately. The brilliant remix transports the song to every decade from 1920s to the 2020s.
David Girton, the Big Brother cast member who made out with Aaryn Gries the first week, is coming to her defense in the wake of the show’s racism scandal. Sort of. Girton says he’s still rooting for his on-screen flame despite the racist remarks emanating from the mouth of Aaryn Gries (among others) on the show. Dave, of course, got the boot in the first week of the reality show’s 15th season, and missed Aaryn’s jaw dropping comments when he was in the house. He was “shocked,” he claims, when he watched back at home. “People are saying I’m racist because I was with Aaryn,” he says. “That is not me.” David says he’s not convinced Aaryn Gries a bigot, but will continue to watch the show to see her “true colors” and is still rooting for her … for now. Girton’s mom, however, says it’s for the best that he left: “My mom is glad I got off the show early. There are a lot of mean people on there. She was worried that if I was on the show longer, they would have an impact on me.” Besides Gries, GinaMarie Zimmerman and Spencer Clawson are in hot water over their homophobic and/or racist comments on the show’s live feeds. Gries and Zimmerman have been cut loose from their day jobs (unbeknownst to them of course), while it appears like Clawson may join that club soon.
In case you needed further proof why British reality shows are 10 times better than the crap we have over here, just take a look at this chick named Sallie Axl . Apparently she’s on Big Brother this season, and according to her bio, she’s a bisexual model and fire-eater. Yes, you read that right. So to recap: British people get to watch busty bisexual fire-eating models dance around in Daisy Dukes and a swimsuit, while we get 20 different variations of Real Housewives and Duck Dynasty . That settles it, I’m moving to England. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com
In case you needed further proof why British reality shows are 10 times better than the crap we have over here, just take a look at this chick named Sallie Axl . Apparently she’s on Big Brother this season, and according to her bio, she’s a bisexual model and fire-eater. Yes, you read that right. So to recap: British people get to watch busty bisexual fire-eating models dance around in Daisy Dukes and a swimsuit, while we get 20 different variations of Real Housewives and Duck Dynasty . That settles it, I’m moving to England. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com
If you think your day is bad enough as is, it is about to get worse….someone did a dubstep edit, which in and of itself is the devils work….to a clip from the Octomom porn….which in and of itself is the devlis work….making one big video of fucking evil….it may burn your eyes, rob your soul, rape you on the inside and that’s why I am posting it. IF YOU WANT THE SEX TAPE – AND YOU DO FOLLOW THIS LINK
I haven’t watched Big Brother pretty much ever. The whole concept gives me horrible anxiety, thinking about being held hostage in a house with the most horrible, yet dramatically interesting for the TV viewer people, only to be edited into storylines that make you look horrible…..and it is just not something I can support…especially since it is censored for primetime…if there was sleaze, toilet cams, fucking and masturbating…I’d be more inclined to think they were onto something…but every once in a while a girl like this Sara McLean comes along and jacks her bikini up her cunt on the show, and I have no choice but to appreciate the hard work everyone puts into this garbage show…. I know nothing about Sara McLean, but assume this post is a preview to her sex tape that she will be dropping as soon as Big Brother is over. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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