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Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karen Gillan is someone I’ve never heard of, I don’t really keep on top of this shit, but she’s clearly something nerds jerk off to, from her Red Hair and average looks, to being in movies like Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, The Circle (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018)….all nerd shit, all blockbusters, meaning bitch is getting paid… So I figure why not help her promote some bullshit movie, that you will all see because you’re virgin losers, that will make all these people richer than they are, while remain sitting on our vile, soiled, torn apart couch that looks like it has been raped at least twice…and is now dying of AIDS and a broken heart…. Because that’s what I do…I buy into marketing tactics that feature the vagina in movies for movies trying to sell seats…. The post Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karen Gillan is someone I’ve never heard of, I don’t really keep on top of this shit, but she’s clearly something nerds jerk off to, from her Red Hair and average looks, to being in movies like Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, The Circle (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018)….all nerd shit, all blockbusters, meaning bitch is getting paid… So I figure why not help her promote some bullshit movie, that you will all see because you’re virgin losers, that will make all these people richer than they are, while remain sitting on our vile, soiled, torn apart couch that looks like it has been raped at least twice…and is now dying of AIDS and a broken heart…. Because that’s what I do…I buy into marketing tactics that feature the vagina in movies for movies trying to sell seats…. The post Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Pataky Ass Looks Great in Elle Vogue of the Day

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Elsa Pataky has a great ass in these pictures…which would probably explain why people, mainly virgin loser dudes are into Elsa PAtaky… I recognize her name, but everytime she pops up, clothed or in slutty bikini pics for Vogue, showing off her great Spanish ass…I have to google her…I guess she’s not memorable even though she has such a silly fucking name… She is fucking old, 40 years old…and she’s Chris Hemsworth wife and mom of his 3 kids…interesting….someone sounds like she may be a hooker…or at least a vain bitch who doesn’t want her man to cheat on her with young pussy, or at least appreciate her old pussy because she can’t be a hooker, since she’s in movies and has a career of her own..and did before linking up with Chris Hemsworth…the hookers are the girls he pays to piss on him – but more importantly since this is Vogue, bitch is clearly fashion. Fashion you can jerk off to. The post Elsa Pataky Ass Looks Great in Elle Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz has a Breast on her Back of the Day

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I figure why not keep focus on Spanish actresses who have made it in Hollywood this morning by showcasing the celebrated, once deemed hot, looking old, academy award winning Penelope Cruz….Tom Cruise’s sister. I remember I used to fuck a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz, mainly because she had a monster fucking nose and shit toned skin, so in a lot of ways I feel like I’ve fucked Penelope Cruz. Sure she was a 300 pounder, in her mid 50s, didn’t look like Penelope Cruz, but put on a good act when faking her squirt, which was in fact just pee…she was no Oscar winner and didn’t live a life of Luxury…..but she was convinced she was on some Penelope Cruz shit, so who am I to argue…that’d be like telling a Bruce Jenner type he’s not a girl, but a boy with Mental issues and you know how that works out for the most part… I am sure this even is massively important in Spain…more importantly, I guess this is what milk feels like when it expires. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz has a Breast on her Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Not Pregnant in this Photoshoot of the DAy

Posted on May 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is 8 months pregnant, with is disgusting, not because she’s pushing 40 and has been doing this model thing for a long time, I figure her having kids is a normal thing that women do…like having their period…. BUt that doesn’t mean I need to accept it as a natural or normal thing. I get it, humanity needs to continue and they are coded like trained animals to breed…and I get it, the uterus needs to shed their lining because they couldn’t design humans better, and I get it science will say it is normal and accept it as fact..biology…just what we do and how we work…but I don’t buy it… It’s some alien evidence, it’s disgusting, and it destroys these bitches at their core and by core I mean pussies.. That said, she did this shoot when she wasn’t overly pregnant..so take it in because she is great and I have been a fan of hers for a long time, so mourn her… The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Not Pregnant in this Photoshoot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Racy of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio posted a topless selfie because at the tail end of her career as a half naked hooker who got overpaid based on her looks – in a world where there are so many hot chicks and the fact that this one out of the pile of hot chicks made it – makes zero to no sense….and not just because she’s Catholic, but because there’s nothing to her…showing your tits in a calculated “trying to keep up with the young youngs”…is encouraged…because it’s not fully shameless yet.. I prefer her bikini dance video….and since this is about what I prefer…my useless opinion that has no real substance, value or authority…that’s all I have to say about it.. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Racy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Beard Georgina Rodriguez of the Day

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You know that when Ronaldo, the gayest man in sports, but also one of the richest and most famous, looks at his girlfriend’s ass…he’s thinking…FUCK I wish there were testicles hanging out of that thong…but dammit…Portugal is Homophobic and we can only fuck men when we win a game and blame it on our excitement as we are a passionate people… You know when this Georgina Rodriguez was first cast to play the new Irina Shayk, she felt like a fucking lottery winner….and had to use her professional sex worker talents to be engaging, accommodating, but offer enough distress to keep the guy roped in..because whether he’s actually homo or just an icon to homos who don’t know they are homos – despite being into soccer – which is pure homo – he will want wife and marriage – it’s the catholic latin way… And this bitch knows…make that fucking happen..because that #poollife will be far more rewarding when you’re fat and dumpy and over but still getting paid thanks to the decisions you made with your thong ass in your youth… GOOD WORK Georgina…. The post Cristiano Ronaldo’s Beard Georgina Rodriguez of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Melinda London Big Boobs from Instagram of the Day

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Her name is Melinda London. I know very little about her other than the fact that she is one of 7.500 people I follow on INSTAGRAM who doesn’t follow me back, and she’s not even famous, she’s got 19k follower, who knows how many are real followers, and you’d think she’d take the time to ask me to promote her to my masssive audience since I am an iconic website that his been doing this for 14 years like a fucking idiot. The more I think about it, the madder I am about this shameless famewhore, Melinda London, who doesn’t follow me on social media…because she only follows 369 people to keep her ratio in check and I’m not “COOL ENOUGH”….even though MY INSTAGRAM IS LIFE CHANGING … RUDE people deserve rude commentary…you know do unto others, or some shit, but I’m the misogynist or creep the second I call her out for exploiting her big tits to get hits, like an attention seeker with daddy isssues and an ego, thinking that she is hot enough to be at the top…because she pretty much is…but that’s NOT THE POINT… The point is that Melinda London broke my heart….my spirits and I cry while I objectify her tits…it is all I can do….can’t wait til she googles herself and emails me mean spirited take down notices.. WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES…. The post Melinda London Big Boobs from Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Tits, Scary Face, Less Fat of the Day

Posted on May 9, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s big tits have been wonderful tits for twenty years, but 20 years ago, her wonderful tits are less wonderful after a bout of 20 years. From hot Jennifer Love Hewitt, to fat Jennifer Love Hewitt, to this Jennifer Love Hewitt face…that has seen better days. But she is still Jennifer Love Hewitt and her face has never been her story…a story she’s trying to remind you in this dress. Boring, but it is Jennifer Love Hewitt. What do you expect. The post Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Tits, Scary Face, Less Fat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are on Vacation of the Day

Posted on May 9, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In super important news – Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are on vacation but making a work vacation but taking some slutty pics – for their social media because really these girls never stop working on their end, but are never workin to all of us, but the money they are getting makes it a fuck you all, stare at them in bikinis being slutty for Fyre Fest part two or some nonsense…they are getting paid for…boring and magic….that isn’t magical at all…it is a strategic pile of shit The post Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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