Lindsey Pelas has nipples. I know what you’re thinking, how does a tit so big have nipples, it just doesn’t make any sense, or maybe you’re thinking who the fuck is Lindsay Pelas, because I am still not sure, or maybe you’re just wallowing in self hatred because you have a case of Mondays…WHO KNOWS….but there are nipples on these tits I’ve assumed you have seen, because there’s not way bitch hasn’t been keep these things hidden all these years on SOCIAL media that would just be cruel, cockteasing, and the wrong way to maximize exposure as a monster titty model…right..RIGHT…right.. The post Lindsey Pelas See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rose Bertram is aa model I haven’t really heard of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustrated swim and thought “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck – I mean fuck… I don’t hate #siswimsearch SEARCH HASHTAG ON INSTAGRAM it’s a great place to find some really hungry for SI SWIM Fame people….the thirsty of the thirsty… Back to Rose, I am all for these busty models – ideally skinny busty models getting famous for being busty because thanks to hormones in the food – boobs are making that comeback and they don’t always come with obesity – but they can make your obesity cum…because tits..tits she’s wearing PASTIES on to cover what actually makes them tits…what a bitch TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rose Bertram See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff would be a tough girl to charge and knock over while trying to abduct her and put her in your van…. Both because of being short and a low center of gravity, but also because her legs are fucking tree trucks, sturdy as fuck, and she’s unable to be knocked over. I don’t know if that’s a hot quality to have…but I figure anything Hilary Duff does, like her ability to be her own security detail is lovely, not dainty, but lovely. The post Hilary Duff has Some Powerful Tree Trunk Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know Richie Sambora, one of Bon Jovi, one of the biggest bands in the fucking world..and rockstar groupie turned actress Heather Locklear are no Bruce Jenner or Kris Kardashian…or reality star Mohammed Amut Hadid and Yolanda….or even as accomplished as Stephen Baldwin…but you’d think their hot young fit daughter willing to get half naked on social media – would be as dialed in as all these other sluts making 250,000 dollars a post on Instagram, for ONE post on instagram because they are seen as relevant…. I guess when you’re dad’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars, you don’t need to be out there hustling like a Kardashian because you know you’re set…so you can just pretend to work, while being hot and on trust fund payments…because the more famous and rich your family is..the less you have to monetize your shamelessness – but instead can be as trashy as slutty as all the other girls your age and not really have to fuck creepy rich dudes or really actually whore herself for that good life. I am a fat fat fan… The post Ava Sambora Crops Her Pussy Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I still don’t care who Dove Cameron is. BUT I DO KNOW She’s in a magazine… I also know that she’s not doing a very good job competing with the young starlets trying to make it in America these days….they are fighting for likes and clicks on social media and they do it through tits… Maybe she’s the last standing girl in the world hiding her tits – to generate some business with the judgemental Christians…since America is God Fearing…and really believe in that shit…and they can’t be having some young slut who shows her tits out there in the shows they watch…I get it… But it’s wrong…so this post is to encourage her for more anus in the next round. I’m a great director… The post Dove Cameron Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joy Corrigan is Florida Trash with an interesting face, hot body, and I appreciate that she has built her audience on istagram so that she gets the cheesy bikini catalog work, and I guess there is a lot of it, without being a cunt about it and heading to hollywood to cast in a reality show..because she’s got her life and scene set up in Florida, not to mention there’s all kind of Florida money rich dudes in her own backyard, plus the weather is hotter, the beaches nicer, and most importantly there’s a friendly chain of Cuban Chicken spots… Who cares. I know. But she’s showing nipple, because bikini pics are topless pics now. The post Joy Corrigan Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears was not at the Met Ball, because who gives a fuck about the Met Ball, the fashion industry is a fucking scam filled with liars and groupies…selling overpriced bullshit that isn’t any better quality or concept than anything else, they just found a way to cash in and trick idiots to buy into their shit.. Kind of like Britney Spears’ parents, who have been milking their scam for a long fucking time, but luckily their baby girl, the earner, maintains her fitness to continue earning, and in the process posts slutty gym selfies because she knows she looks good and so do you. Britney Spears for life…motherfucker. The post Britney Spears Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner is slutting it up on social media, but not with selfies of her asshole like you’d expect her family to slut up on social media but rather with some fashionable toplessness because Kendall Jenner is a lady, a very rich lady and a TV star turned Model, turned Instagram star that pushes product because people are obsessed with her….all while being not that cute, but marketing, goes a long away – and I am just happy she’s not 300 pounds, because when a rich girl who got a career handed to her thanks to her shitty family, becomes a “model”…it is important to me that she’s skinny like a model should be – because at least she’s trying, where as if she was just a fat slob, it’d be the ultimate fuck you…instead of the “I’ll just take these opportunities that are handed to me”…something you can’t really get mad about, but you can write letters to brands in protest about, but no one will ever do that…you lazy fucks…that’s why these people keep getting rich… The post Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Fashion Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The 90s is making a comeback – or has made a comeback – from brands re-releasing the same designs they sold in the 90s. To the film industry redoing shows and movies from the 90s, or in the Baywatch case….turning shows into movies, shows that were only shows thanks to perverts not having internet access to porn….but yet that the rich decision makers in Hollywood jerked off to and thought it would be a big hit as a movie…because who the fuck knows….90s are hot baby…. Unfortunate that doesn’t stop the barely stars, but more like softcore porn stars, or Glamour models with porny stage names from the 90s, who are now 90, aren’t as hot as they were in the 90s, despite the plastic surgery…I mean it’s been 25 years….since they were hot…from making a comeback….Sure they should be left in the 90s…but I guess ego won’t allow that…too bad…but then again, this isn’t that offensive… I call this DD’s DDs…and her new, despite being old ASS…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Donna D’Errico Relives Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am most curious about Rat Cow’s boyfriend, because he’s with her everywhere she goes, a tall ginger dude who doesn’t seem to care that she fucked Ben Affleck and David Fincher either on Gone Girl or for the Gone Girl role…because Hollywood is a dirty, disgusting, sex filled, herpes pile of shit…. I guess dude figures, she’s a good look, her tits are awesome, and he enjoys her company and doesn’t care if she fucks other dudes, because at least she’s fucking him. Now, I know that Rat Cow thinks she’s super important, too important for reality TV, like some kind of film star booking big brand deals…but she’s still low hanging fruit, delusional, and the brands are just fucking idiots who take whatever is popular because it is easy, even if what is popular is an exhibitionist slut dudes follow cuz of tits…exactly the DEMOs DKNY is looking for in the lingerie collection, because DKNY is Rat Cow’s campaign of the year… Either way she takes slutty selfies and her body is great, it will all fade away, but for now…it’s pretty damn good…hence why her boyfriend sticks around when she’s off being a working girl… The post Rat Cow Lingerie Selfies because No One Cares Enough To Take Pics for Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
