I guess Rita Ora is tired of people not knowing who she is – and she will do everything in her power to change that – and luckily for us – her only power is great tits….and I guess lucky for her because great tits get you to great places that she will pretend she worked really hard getting to – you see cuz lots of great tits don’t achieve shit…while these great tits are Rita Ora…a name not many people know, but enough people to make her feel relevant….and to keep striving and thriving…for more… I wonder how many dicks she’s had? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Needs More Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Demi Lovato is on some LOOK at me kick. Her long term boyfriend must be over her and she’s mad about it – so she’s shaped up and is posting look at pics of me where you have to deal with knowing you can’t get with it anymore… To which he says “I am fez from that 70s show and I was fucking you when you were fat to distract you from all the hot chicks I was fucking behind your back when you were on tour, but good job on the getting fit and posting erotica, it kind of takes away credibility from you body positive stance you had when you were dating me and fat….maybe you coulda done the fit slut thing when we were fucking so I didn’t have to deal with that belly…”….at least that’s what I’d say… The post Deli Lovato Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is the kind of daughter I would want to have. An earner. Who knows the family depends on her – because they had her committed and she has been programmed into thinking it. She’s also the kind of wife I’d want to have, or baby momma I’d want to have, because her white trash way of life, coupled with the stupid money she makes, can buy you a lot of those fancy things – like RED LOBSTER for fucking days – 5 meals a day if you want… She’s a total fucking dream boat…really..and here she is in some POOL erotica… The post Britney Spears Slow Motion Bikini Jump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wasn’t going to end the week – without posting some shameless Bella Thorne, Disney Girl turned Social Media Whore, Turned Exhibitionist documenting her entire life – from Bikini Waxes to taking shits, nipples everywhere, the way her generation, because she’s only 19, should be – especially when their parents push them into whoring young… Porned up and perfect….but not really that perfect…I just like her general level of being famous – yet still whoring – because it’s the only way to compete really…I like it alot. The post Bella Thorne Erotica Polaroids of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career. She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a hearththrob in American and she took down numbers of all the people he met as the escort…before launching her own career as a model, actress, swimsuit girl…you know on the coat tails of the man…which allowed her to actually marry and knock up substantially richer people…because as a British woman, she was hot, and now as an old lady she is hot, so that’s got some sort of value…pay up.. She posts a lot of bikini selfies to push her bikini line and it’s not magical…but it’s freakish…50 year old women shouldn’t look like this…thanks BOTOX…for defying nature when it’s used strategically and not to be a weird snapchat filter…making all bitches look like muppets.. The post Liz Hurley Old Lady Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Doutzen Kroes looked like a melting pile of shit left out in the sun too long after a rainstorm – the other day while on a photoshoot… SEE THE PICS HERE It’s like she either ate too much salt or didn’t get her cool sculpting, because that ass was that of a girl who was once fit, turned into a mom, who has a party drug addiction – where all the good fat that filled her up was used up in her addiction to keep her alive…leaving a dangling ass check needing to be filled.. Well, she probably didn’t like the way those pap pics looked and went back out – posing with her leg in the air at 90 degree – the SIT illusion to give shape and spread out those cellulite dimples…and I’d say it was magical…but it’s not…it just happened and I feel the need to post it because this is what I do for some very fucking weird reason id don’t understand. The post Doutzen Kroes Re-Works her Sloppy Mom Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sex in the Stairway Charred Body on TV During Highway 5 Accident Snake in a Dash Driver VS Crosswalk Guy VS Ferry Boat Towing of the Day Idiot Tries Drifting Tractor Asshole Human Slaps a Monkey in India….I Hope He Fucking Dies Idiot Drops Cocaine in Court for a Traffic Ticket Man VS Pitbulls – Trying to Save a Jack Russell Just a Dude Robbing a Store The post Woman Masturbates on Subway and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian’s a shameless self promoter, who turned sacrificing herself and her dignity into a billion dollar empire that her entire family cashed in on, and I wouldn’t say she was the brains behind it, I am sure a lot of people were involved in making this, whatever it may be happen, but she’s the figure head and leader, the head on the monster, that look even more terrifying than it used to…. She was the sex tape star, the victim playing, TV show signing, roping her whole family in, leveraging social media, maximizing profits as brands threw money at them like they were relevant, because they were relevant, everyone follows them, talks like them, buys what they are told buy from them, making for a real interesting look to an old model of “avon lady” or “celebrity”…..these young girls are even trying to look like them, jacking up their faces and asses..and the world is looking real weird because of them…and that’s power…dark, greed, disgusting, vanity, power…getting paid…while being trashy… Well, her ass is just at the point of ridiculous, and it’s not aging or holding up as well as it should, yet she’s able to wear it out in a thong, to show the world what she’s spent so much time and money on….and as awkward, even absurd as it looks, it’s almost a disability, she’s still able to get people talking…the only hope we have is that the modern science that made her, or created her look, that wasn’t tested causes premature cancer and that in 10 years all this will be melted away, not just looking like it’s melting… Seriously…it’s fucking weird… So respect to her vapid leader to vapid followers in the millions…or her vanity that looks unnatural and terrifying…because it got her rich even if it took a few victims in the process…money is usually evil and this ass…whatever it is…is just that…a fucking monster… What a fucking mess, I wonder what message this sends to young girls into her…oh right, they are all whores on instagram now. Thanks Kim K! I love that shit….despite not loving whatever this shit where you shit is doing… This is obviously some kind of dysmoprhia, where she equates size of ass with success, and/or size of ass with her relevance, and/or something dark and twisted in her mental health…because this is just so beyond abnormal….it’s hilarious. The post Kim Kardashian’s Mangled Fake Ass is Aging Weird of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Financial Times has a magazine called “How to Spend It”…which I guess is some luxury shopping magazine that shows you all the expensive things you can buy – when you’re a very successful investor thanks to Fianancial times, your trusty sidekick, in a corrupt, legal criminals, inflating the value of stocks to make everyone involved stupid rich at the expense of morons everywhere who don’t understand finance. I was listening to something about how Tesla is valued at the same price as GM as a company, yet Tesla and their 120,000 dollar car sell the same amount of cars in one year, as GM does in 3 days… Because it’s Tesla….Amber Heard’s Elon Musk…you don’t need to have the sales to prove the concept…you just have to have the billion dollars, press and concept to fool the idiots.. I heard that UBER loses 100 million dollars a year, every year, yet on paper is worth a ridiculous amount…because concept…it’s an app…people use it.. I heard that AirBNB….valued more than Marriott hotels, is also losing 100s of millions of dollars a year… YET all these people involved are billionaires…living like billionaires and buying magazines called How to Spend it…cuz they have too much money and don’t know where to spend it…it just keeps multiplying you know… The real purpose of the magazine is for the Sugar Babies to figure out how to spend the money, that they think their vaginas deserve, even though all but Amber Heard will be thrown the fuck out when they get too comfortable…because billionaires have options…unless the girl is good actor / manipulator.. These modes areAuguste Abeliunaite, Charlotte Wiggins and Xannie Cater shot by Andrew Yee. Good times. The post Models in “How To Spend It” Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot – because she killed John Ritter on set of her first sitcom….as a sacrificial lamb that created her 100 million dollar a year contract for the nerd show she plays the hot girl – despite being 40…cuz nerds are easy to please…. 8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but rule number 3 is watch yourself if she’s the kind of girl that craves fame and attention….cuz you’ll be the first to be eliminated…and she’ll justify it by “dad’s aren’t supposed to do that”…in this incest hating society… She posted these fitness pics, looking good to me…cuz I’m simple like her career marketing hustle…and like old ladies with implants… The post Kaley Cuoco’s Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
