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Important Sluts Attend the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards of the Day

So the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards – is some event that celebrates independent film, which is never really independent, it is all funded and distributed by the big players, but that they call independent because some evil studio rejected the idea and the filmmaker had to finance it himself – before winning an award – and having the evil Hollywood trolls move in on them to give them a deal to try to get their slimy hands in on the earnings…and the indy filmmakers always go for it – because ultimately – they want to glory too – and everyone remains a corporate drone living a shitty slave life – but in their case they are rich and sometimes get to be creative and do their thing thanks to that proven track record… My theory is real independent movies, will eventually happen, and none of these hollywood idiots will be part of it, because they charge too much and are the Walmart of motion pictures….just garbage mainstream shit….and thanks to the internet we don’t need them and really they aren’t even that hot…in fact…they are incredibly fucking dull…and here are some pics of them because I feel like I’m a celebrity hollywood blog sometimes…even if I hate everything it represents… Kate Beckinsale – So Slutty – Despite being Old – Dudes Love Jerking Off to Her – Because She Dresses like this: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Margot Robbie – So Slutty – Her Nipple is Hard… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Pregnant Natalie Portman – So Slutty – She’s Got a Fetus Inside her From Cum TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Krysten Ritter – Slutty Goth – Because All Goth’s are Dark, Damaged, Annoying but fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Malin Akerman – Slutty Cuz That’s the Only Reason She Exists… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Important Sluts Attend the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Important Sluts Attend the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards of the Day

So the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards – is some event that celebrates independent film, which is never really independent, it is all funded and distributed by the big players, but that they call independent because some evil studio rejected the idea and the filmmaker had to finance it himself – before winning an award – and having the evil Hollywood trolls move in on them to give them a deal to try to get their slimy hands in on the earnings…and the indy filmmakers always go for it – because ultimately – they want to glory too – and everyone remains a corporate drone living a shitty slave life – but in their case they are rich and sometimes get to be creative and do their thing thanks to that proven track record… My theory is real independent movies, will eventually happen, and none of these hollywood idiots will be part of it, because they charge too much and are the Walmart of motion pictures….just garbage mainstream shit….and thanks to the internet we don’t need them and really they aren’t even that hot…in fact…they are incredibly fucking dull…and here are some pics of them because I feel like I’m a celebrity hollywood blog sometimes…even if I hate everything it represents… Kate Beckinsale – So Slutty – Despite being Old – Dudes Love Jerking Off to Her – Because She Dresses like this: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Margot Robbie – So Slutty – Her Nipple is Hard… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Pregnant Natalie Portman – So Slutty – She’s Got a Fetus Inside her From Cum TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Krysten Ritter – Slutty Goth – Because All Goth’s are Dark, Damaged, Annoying but fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Malin Akerman – Slutty Cuz That’s the Only Reason She Exists… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Important Sluts Attend the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Found her Lighting of the Day

This just in, huge news, big news, like Ashley Tisdale’s nose….that makes her face all mangled even after plastic surgery, that takes away from her hot fit body, because ugly faces have that impact on overall hotness – but she has finally figured out her lighting – to avoid the Ashley Tisdale ugly face watch…and allow us to focus on her mid 30s sex appeal… Never too late to live the fucking dream… The post Ashley Tisdale Found her Lighting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Found her Lighting of the Day

This just in, huge news, big news, like Ashley Tisdale’s nose….that makes her face all mangled even after plastic surgery, that takes away from her hot fit body, because ugly faces have that impact on overall hotness – but she has finally figured out her lighting – to avoid the Ashley Tisdale ugly face watch…and allow us to focus on her mid 30s sex appeal… Never too late to live the fucking dream… The post Ashley Tisdale Found her Lighting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day

I guess J.Lo is out celebrating Castro’s death like all the other Cubans in Miami who were oppressed and forced to escape the country on a fucking raft made out of sticks, and old tires, and some gifts white tourists left over the years – during a 50 year communist rule of a dictator, who was apparently quite likeable if you weren’t American or Cuban…. Because why else would a mom be out at the club shaking her ass like she’s in her 20s, when she’s actually pushing 50….. Oh right, because she’s J.Lo, who still has a good ass and figures she’ll keep using it over and over and over and over until it fucking explodes – because shit makes her all kinds of money and the Hisapanics still buy her albums – and love her half naked, latin dancing….no matter what age she is – it’s a cultural thing..sure it’s a culture she’s appropriating because she’s zero hispanic, but was a great angle for her ridiculous career…that keeps going…like her ass.. Weird but not as bad as most mom’s I know or meet in the bars who are recently divorced wrecks – but they’re more willing to fuck anything and everything to deal with their sadness…. I guess the nice thing is that she can wear white pants now, without risk of periods…#menopause…makes it all more erotic.. The post J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Hilton Old Wattle Neck and Tranny Face for Galore of the Day

Paris Hilton’s old neck, jacked up tranny face, has been featured in a photoshoot for a magazine, because the 90s are in right now, hipsters love that shit, and Paris Hilton is one of the big players of famous for nothing, something that paved the way for so much social media narcissism, that she’s an icon or leader to all these fame whores…. I think she looks like shit, her neck and hands look old, her face jacked up, and overall just a stupid parody of Paris Hilton – or her pink princess branding – that she did on purpose because she understood marketing…. To me she’s not relevant, but then again I can’t access her social media to see all the great things she’s doing in Arab countries like Lohan…because Arab countries recognize the brand name and buy into it….I guess her or her team have blocked me from seeing her nonsense, because I don’t think Paris Hilton is a fan of me, or maybe her social media team isn’t a fan of me, you have to keep in mind that back in the pre-social media era, sites like this were the only place to go to see celebrity bullshit get them call them out- so there’s no doubt that me being blocked from seeing her social media posts is intentional…she’s clearly not a fan…it’s old people problems…you know…2005 shit… Which is fine with me, because I don’t like Paris Hilton, I don’t find her hot, I only appreciate that she’s skinny, and that if I want I can see her pussy in various pictures of her, and not only is she the reason for Kim Kardashian, who did the exact same fucking tactic as her, and made more money, she’s paved the way for so many other hookers….so I guess that’s ok also… I don’t know what she said in the article, or if I care to find out her insight on tricking marketers to pay her and give her a show for being a silly character…but you can find out more VIA GALORE The pics are enough Paris Hilton bullshit for me. They bore me – but are a parody of Paris Hilton, shit the 20-25 year olds grew up with – so they probably fucking LOVE this shit….I’m more into her pussy work…even if it’s herpes pussy work…it’s still her best work… The post Paris Hilton Old Wattle Neck and Tranny Face for Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Minnie Driver Naked in a Hot Spring of the Day

Minnie Driver is one of the last celebrities I want to see naked in a hot spring, she’s just not hot, or exciting or interesting – and either is this pic…where she looks like an old, crazy, cat lady who’s done too much acid over the years, forcing her to take her millions to the jungle where she does other hallucinogens..while running around naked – under the full moon – after doing yoga all day and talking about her spirituality – eating organic fruits – because hollywood people are all fucking crazy and have the budgets and finances to really be that crazy while people just go along with it – because they like having famous friends who invite them places and pay for everything… She looks crazy. The post Minnie Driver Naked in a Hot Spring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Farah Holt Ass for Some Brand of the Day

I don’t fucking know or care about Farah Holt….but apparently – I’ve posted about her – WHEN SHE WAS NUDE MODELING – AS THESE MODELS DO (titties no pussy because WTF trick)….she also did NON NUDE PLAYBOY WHEN PLAYBOY DECIDED TO BE NON NUDE LIKE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO DON’T SHOW ASSHOLES …. So I guess I do know who Farah Holt is, but my brain doesn’t remember shit, alcohol is a neurotoxin, and I would argue that she’s interchangeable to everyone in her life. From the rich guys who she dates, to the companies that hire her, there are a million girls just like her – willing to get in a one piece leotard, one of my favorite articles of clothing because it’s willingness to touch pussy, asshole and nipples at the same time, an article of clothing I aspire to be – by my hands just are good enough yet…and probably never will be… One of the pictures has a nipple… The post Farah Holt Ass for Some Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Drunk Guy Makes His Scooter Getaway and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Taken Out by an Unmanned Scooter Idiot Burning the FLag Catches Himself on Fire Idiot on a Motorbike Grumpy Cow Drunk Ninja Balcony Fail in India Florida Man Ran Over His Brother Hand Feeding a Coyote Maggots in JUice Iranian’s VS SNow Motorcycle Accident The post Drunk Guy Makes His Scooter Getaway and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fat Chick Ambassador’s Pandering to Fat Chicks Stripping on the Subway Video of the Day

Apparently, her name is Iskra Lawrence and she strips on the subway for the sake of generating attention to herself and her cause – which is really just an angle that she’s maximized on – and that she’s got 2.8 million followers from angling herself this way. She’s just decided to intellectualize her wanting to get naked, because she’s not even that fat, she’s just got a fat ass and fat legs, something I am sure rappers would fucking love… So listening to her rant…is fucking irritating…especially when her social media looks like this: I mean she’d have to angle it to be a bigger cause, activist, add a story to why you want everyone to see your fat ass. It’s all pretty fucking irritating, and a reminder of why whoever let women speak out, vote, and share their whining and annoying opinion back in the day failed us all…because as we all know…women fucking whine all the fucking time…it’s just so weird that pussy or sticking our dicks in pussy allow us to endure this painful fucking part of who they are… I mean, I call stripping on the subway to give some rant – totally fucking shameless and a cry for attention – and anyone who thinks her message is anything deeper than the way she conveys that message…is probably a fat chick jealous of her stripping down…. 95% of her pics are fetish – and something dudes who like thick legs and asses with a small waist can and probably do jerk off to…so keep up the ROLE MODELING you fetish model…. This don’t body shame, love your body shit is so silly….but this one’s cashing the fuck in – so why let that die….keep it going….girl… A video posted by Iskra lawrence????? (@iskra) on Nov 19, 2016 at 6:30am PST More…..of her lie… A video posted by Iskra lawrence????? (@iskra) on Oct 28, 2016 at 8:36am PDT The post Fat Chick Ambassador’s Pandering to Fat Chicks Stripping on the Subway Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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