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Rihanna’s Concert Microphone Dick of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is getting fat…I guess the good life is catching up to her, all these women turn 25 and they can’t really escape their destined path of big girl. If you’ve been to Barbados, you’ll know that 1 in 1000 of the women are thin, the rest are big big and it would only make sense that the same fate happens for Rihanna….even though she was abducted from the island at 14 – to make this happen.. Watching her develop as a crazy rich and successful performer hasn’t been interesting, but she’s definitely gone way darker than her first candy-coated shit I remember…all these gutter tattoos and bad attitude…it’s got the point of her jerking off her mic like a dick…and I guess there’s a group of straight guys who like being raped by women who are loving this…thinking “Omg, I’d love her to strap that mic on and violate me until my prostate explodes”….we call those guys faggots…but I just find it weird…mainly because her audience is 12 year old girls… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RIHANNA IN CONCERT CLICK HERE The post Rihanna’s Concert Microphone Dick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leven Rambin Parrack in a Swimsuit of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leven Rambin Parrack is a soap star, or a child star, or a child soap star who I would assume very few people actually know of, but then I remember that you’re all a bunch of unemployed weirdos on disability checks who sit at home all day watching daytime TV…and jerking off to the 13 year old Leven Rambin Parrack they cast in their ridiculous, designed for real fucking low level people, trash…because you just have nothing better to do, and that’s just the kind of guy you are… She’s apparently on some other show or movie now, but I could be in the same room as her, and I probably have, and didn’t notice her, but if she was in a bathing suit posing like this, all fame-whore stanced…I’d be into it, because I am into it, she’s just not letting me get into it…because she’s not that kind of girl…you know a gutter street hooker I can afford… The post Leven Rambin Parrack in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Haley Joel Osment Titties of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No one likes my joke that Haley Joel Osment is his now more successful, despite not being Oscar nominated, but still working, sister…. No one thinks a good tranny to get famous like Bruce Jenner idea which would make sense, a rich 18 year old gets no castings, what’s a boy to do after tasting that fame and feeling really talented in the space, left to his own devices…he gets breast implants, grows his hair, tucks his dick and reinvents his goddamn self….it makes perfect sense…especially since this one flaunts them tits every chance she gets…. It’s probably because no one reads anything I write….although, I did match with a tranny on tinder last night and I kept asking about IT’s uterus…which apparently upset the tranny knowing he’ll never have a uterus….it was pretty good times….without having to leave the comfort of my own pissed stained couch… The post Haley Joel Osment Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eliza Dushku in a Bra of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eliza Dushku is in a bra for some campaign and her face looks like it’s been mangled or jacked up like a Kardashian, these things happen, we live in a vain and empty world that makes girls think they need new lips, noses, face resurfacing….in both surgical procedures, creams and filters to lie to all of us via social media…. Well, she may be 40….she may have dropped out of hollywood to move back to Boston to finish school, because acting is vapid and a waste of time when you’re not getting paid….or work…like Eliza Dushku…. But there was a time when she was the New Girl, the It Girl, the Girl Next Door, the Hot Girl, The amazing girl in all the teen comedy’s that dropped before Judd Appatow and Seth Rogan destroyed the genre… There was a time when I was into celebrity pussy, I thought, that’s good celebrity pussy, I never have to meet that celebrity pussy, but I see it in movies and it keeps me watching movies, I’d otherwise turn off, cuz it’s hot to look at… But that was before life made me hate all these overrated girls to focus on the underdog, who sometimes was missing limbs, always had STDs or a rank pussy, or something totally disgusting about her, because the underdog is less of a cunt…now…I just hate everyone… A video posted by Official Eliza Dushku (@elizadushku) on Aug 20, 2016 at 5:35pm PDT The post Eliza Dushku in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried for Vogue Russia of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like we’ve seen these pictures before and that they are being repurposed by Vogue Russia…but I guess I could be wrong. I don’t really keep track of this shit, even though you’d think downloading them and uploading them to a website with a stupid blurb is pretty much doing more than just keeping up with this shit, it’s fucking cataloging it. I am so pathetic… If there was a celebrity I remember posting o and there isn’t, because I post 20 times a day about this shit, that it’s all become one big blur or irrelevant shit, Amanda Seyfried is one I’d like to think I’d remember… I find her hot, I find her interesting, only because she’s absolutely not interesting at all. She barely dresses before leaving the house, she’s a slob but she gets into movies, while Justin Long gets into her…and most importantly, I like that she stole work from Lohan like a fucking SCAB, and I love Scabs because they show the powers that the people they think they need aren’t actually needed, and they can be replaced by some hotter younger version – with blonder hair..and less freckles…but the most interesting thing about her, in all her boring as fuck behavior, is that she gets naked in movies…and I like it… So these Vogue Russia pics may be new, are probably like all American content in Russia…12 years old..but I still like what they represent…one of the weirdest, most uneventful, celebs I like seeing naked…and for that…I’ll post them along with 20 other posts on bullshit no one cares about…I’m so innovative…giving the people what they want… The post Amanda Seyfried for Vogue Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Whores of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

First Up – Martha Hunt Selfies in Lingerie with Alessandra Ambrosio of the Day…because Victoria’s Secret is that they create these women into being sex icons – exploiting them – and making them walk around in underwear like it’s clothes… If this was high school and you paid a girl in your class to come to class in her bra and panties, you’d likely be suspended. If this was a coffee shop and you convinced a homeless person to walk into the Stabucks in her bra and panties, all smelling of piss and shit, you’d probably get arrested. But when you’re a billion dollar brand, your sex work, becomes marketing work, and it’s all ok…the girls are into it, they are validated as hot and can lure men in from every angle…it’s a lottery win really…but still working… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Second Up – Izabel Goulart’s in a Sports Bra in Brazil, all ripped, not being robbed at gun point like she was Ryan Lochte, because she still lives in Brazil, where she does fitness and eats lettuce all day…maybe even rocking some feces water parasites to keep the weight off – cuz this shit is skinny as fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Victoria’s Secret Whores of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Old Lady Hilary Duff’s Tits on Snapchat of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We call this snapchat filter – Titty Stretch Marks because it makes them stretch marks on them mom tits – that were stretched out as a parasite caused her to fill up with milk and then tried to suck them dry…until succeeding…and I’ve had parasites and know it’s a fucking mess…really pop. You know the back and white contrast making a roadmap on her tits that I’d like to navigate…not because I am a Hilary Duff jailbait fan, but because I am a new recruit and I like how strong her legs and ass are…strong enough to handle a hockey team…in the locker room…during initation…it’s how she met her husband…as you know, a classic college aged romance….with a lot more money and issues from being exploited as a child.. And the real question is – what happened to Haylie Duff…it’s like she died…oh…I just googled her and she’s on TV with a cooking show, I mean that’d make sense since her face was so weird, she’d have to trick men with good meals…not that this is about Haylie duff, she’s just always trying to get a piece of anything her baby sister’s involved in…the other sibling..always the worst.. Here’s Hilary leaving the gym…all strong assed in leggigns… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HER The post Old Lady Hilary Duff’s Tits on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Helena Christensen Nipple in Vogue Portugal of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helena Christensen still looks amazing…and she’s probably in her 70s… She was one of the earlier Victoria’s Secret models…and is a nice reminder that Victoria’s Secret models never die, well I’m sure at least one has, maybe of anorexia or drugs…but I’m not talking about those ones…. Early Victoria’s Secret was a better, simpler time, before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when the images weren’t the fucking same for 3 decades, but were exciting and celebrated, designed to target men, to give them something to jerk off to in an era there was no porn, and to give wives a modern take on the Sears Catalog…brilliant really… Send jerk off material to homes everywhere without getting in trouble…and being jerked off to by millions…made these girls stars…and rightfully so, because a woman’s looks and ability to pose in underwear to make men richer – including their pimp agents…is really her only worth…Thanks for the life lessson in Feminism Victoria’s Secret… Now this one is for Vogue Portugal, I guess they need shit to look at when not fishing… The post Helena Christensen Nipple in Vogue Portugal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Doesn’t Have a Thigh Gap of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chloe Grace Moretz doesn’t have a thigh gap, how the fuck can any dude jerk off to her, or think she’s hot, based on that fact alone. I find it arrogant of her to not have a thigh gap, in this day and age of thigh gaps being all the rage, the basis of a woman’s beauty…not this thighs rubbing together like some kind of obese bitch drinking her milkshake while waking on the sidewalk in front of me, her legs making more skin on skin noise than when I have unlubricated sex with girls who really like me, or who I think would like me if they were still alive… The real tragedy in all this is that her dad is a fucking plastic surgeon…he’s probably got the Lypo machine in his bedroom closet, there’s no excuse for this filth…disgusting.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Grace Moretz Doesn’t Have a Thigh Gap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Em Rat Cow Fully Clothed Photoshoot on the Beach of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Clothed at the beach on a half naked hooker – makes total sense… I don’t know what she’s trying to re-invent, or what the fuck marketers who hire her are thinking, because I know she charges a lot, I tried to book her to suck my dick at my birthday photoshoot and it was unaffordable… What I am saying is she’s a nobody, she doesn’t matter, she’s not influential, or an INFLUENCER, fuck that word INFLUENCER…she doesn’t influence shit, but maybe makes that Blurred lines song more tolerable when you can jerk off to her tits.. So this is some AMERICAN EAGLE shoot, where she’s doing her “art” on the beach, because her dad is some Bob Ross high school art teacher, which is less creepy than a high school gym teacher, but still the kind of guy who may jerk off to nude paintings he’s done of his daugther’s glorious tits…because she does have glorious tits…but tits don’t sell cheap jeans…tits are meant to be stared at…and she picked up some basic art techniques she’ll need when she becomes the topless girl on Venice beach painting beaches with her tits for 40 dollars to buy drugs that give her that high she once felt when she was at her peak…. So the more she gets clothed, and tries to be a serious personality, the more uninteresting she is, but yes, she will maintain her audience and fans…yes…people don’t unfollow…and yes..she’ll get naked again..she needs to be..but she’s not in these pics…but should be…what the fuck is she thinking.. THE PANTS ARE FOR THE FIRST DANCE AT THE STRIP CLUB…THE SLOW SONG IS THE PUSSY SONG you dumb twat… TO see the rest of the pics

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