Kate Hudson posted of her ass… magic didn’t happen…life didn’t change for anyone involved… That’s all i have to say about a pussy that’s been everywhere – and that’s even made people Owen Wilson try to kill himself. Fascinating. The post Kate Hudson – Bare Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat, at least based on her back, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be fit, she’s got access to all the money in the world and all it takes is hiring a fucking trainer to whip her into shape on her schedule in her home gym….which would take work…so why work when you have all the money in the world and don’t need to work…or workout…and you can afford all that great food…. I mean that was before she was an instagram model – or aspiring instagram model – addicted to the fame from being on TV, trying to follow her mother’s lead, thinking she’s a little hotter than she actually is thanks to positive reinforcement, trying to be the kind of girl her billionaire KISS dad was into….all while being the collector’s item real KISS fans and collectors are OBSESSED with… Because she’s looking fitter than she was, but barely, she had a minute where she was about to breakthrough before realizing that plus sized modeling is IN..so bitch squeezed IN to some lingerie…to actually have photo proof that she works… The post Photoshopped Sophie Simmons Plays Washed Up Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
No idea who Daniela Lopez Osorio – but I’ll assume she’s some instagram whore on the rise- trying to make it in a world of so many instagram whores – not needing to be real models because modeling agencies will sign and promote anyone with some level of following – and luckily for all these girls – modeling requires no talent – just an ability to not feel like an asshole while posing like an asshole because you’re an asshole with an asshole I’d like to stick my tongue inside to try to eat whatever she had for dinner the previous night – not because I am into shit – but because I’m into hot girls trying to make it who look like this… So Daniela Lopez Osorio is alright. The post Daniela Lopez Osorio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner proved that her tan is fake, her coloring is painted on, and that she’s not a black girl, half black girl, or an Armenian…you know because she’s created an ethnically ambiguous face thanks to modern science and fillers…and by ethnically ambiguous – I mean barely human, more like a cartoon, that coupled with all her photoshopping, makes for a sketch of a human and not an actual person….it’s weird.. But one thing she hasn’t modified yet is apparently that she’s got herself some white girl nipples – all pink and puffy and flashed on her snapchat like whores do…and it’s not her fault, it’s a family thing…it’s a born into a brothel thing… Here’s her sister no wearing a bra – because why not..maximize the over exposed garbage family.. The post Kylie Jenner Possible Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know you’d assume that Madonna’s daughter couldn’t possibly have nipples, like every human that hasn’t had a mastectomy has….because Madonna is some slippery snake, who tricked the world into thinking she was some Lady Gaga artist of her generation with pop songs and glamour- all sexed up that spoke to the ever loyal and passionate gays – who helped carry her geration to generation since the early 80s….but apparently she breeds humans…latina humans…who don’t wear bras because no one wears bras – this is the selfie / instagram / self involved / porn generation…bras are a sign of the oppressive past, except for the 60s and 70s when no one wore bras, or the 80s when bras didn’t have underwire… The post Madonna’s Daughter Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fat Lady with a Cane Dances in the Street Stupid Human Trick – Like a Porn Scene If this is the Next Civil War – Between White Power and the Rest of the World – It’ll Be Pretty Lame Squirrel Taunts – Cat Testing the Glass Bridge – Made in China Two Kids Don’t Get Accepted in School and Jump Off Building Together 85 Year Old Stabs Security Guard Diarrhea of the Day Slashing in the Bronx Man in Hotel – Throws things Hitchiking With his Dick Out The post Woman Testing Mattress at the Mattress Store and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is an Ellen Page titty screengrab from a movie she’s in called Into The Forest… Ellen Page is the canadian girl who played JUNO the pregnant teen and for a period of time was in the news, was a lot of hype but at 29, the only interesting thing she’s done is lesbianism. I like calling lesbians lesbians because they get so mad about it, because all lesbians are intense and angry, uptight and passionate about being the worst…and they say shit like “don’t define me by who I love”….even thought I don’t judge or care who they love…they just like to be dramatic about shit…and when it comes to them talking about themselves, they never shut up about being a lesbian….”as a lesbian woman”…”from my lesbian perspective”…because like VEGANS lesbians love you knowing they are lesbians, but they hate when you call them lesbians…they demand a safe space…. I don’t get along with lesbians..but I love what they do with pussies… I could have lived a pretty inadequate life never seeing Ellen Page tits..and now that I’ve seen her tits…I can go back to living a pretty inadequate life..having seen her tits…but confident I already forgot them…because they’re just tits…. The post Ellen Page Lesbian Tits in a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who looks German and who’s name is German, because her family heritage is German and who I’ll pretend was raised by a Nazi War criminal family that escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..and she’s the third generation…all Aryan..not because I like Nazi or Nazi spawn…I am not a Nazi Sympathizer even if I understand why Nazi’s went along with orders, not because the Jews are a horrible people, I adore Jewish women, except Amy Schumer but because if everyone around you is telling you to do something, and if you don’t do it, you get killed…sometimes it’s easier to go along with it… I just think it’s funny to call a girl a Nazi with Nazi grandfather until she breaks and give me blowjobs…because Brazilian models with German roots always want to give me Blowjobs when I call them Nazis… This is some lame shoot…but she’s doing the Arm Bra…boom… The post Aline Weber’s Hand Bra for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently Chloe Grace Moretz has a nipple ring that David Beckham’s son cums all over…young love or some shit…that probably involves shit…because even when I was 18, I was fucking girls up the ass, they were religious and / or disgusted by the idea of giving me their virginity and thinking about that for the rest of their lives….I get it… I don’t get why this nipple pic is so shit, I figure if you want to decorate that tit, put it out there, even if your tits are underdeveloped and weird, something her fans probably like since they fell for her when she was 12 and her plastic surgeon dad and his god complex – made him confident she’d exist…but not confident enough to give her free implants….. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Nipple Ring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is the Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement at Victoria’s Secret, but the interesting thing about her, that really isn’t interesting, all this stuff is just nonsense… I feel like I’ve already posted these pics, probably 3000 or more times, not necessarily of Elsa Hosk, but every other Victoria’s Secret model and aspiring Victoria’s secret model, who takes cheesy pics like that…they don’t always have nopples in them, but for a bitch who started out as a nude model, who only broke into Victoria’s Secret at 27 years old, when other girls retire….at that age…because it took 8 years of her her getting topless to make enough noise to get cast in the right job that led to the evil human trafficking billion dollar brand…. This is part of the evil brand’s marketing strategy, pay magazines to promote the girls, because it promotes the brand…brilliant even if so simple… I guess that means Elsa Hosk is corporate owned…and I like women who are owned, especially in this era of “women’s rights” even though they have rights….it’s not Suffragette..but let’s pretend it is. The post Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .