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Kendall Jenner and the Hadid Brats Dance of the DAy

Kendall Jenner is into dancing, but that doesn’t mean she’s interesting, talented or cool…it just means her mom is conditioning her for Dancing with the Stars when the career takes a lull, hell, she’s probably got a plan for a whole Karashian season of Dancing with the Stars once their sheer media power to sell product fades when the world collectively unfollows every single one of them The sad thing is that the general public is too fucking lazy to go in and figure out all their names to unfollow them, so it’s just easier to “like their pics”…because clearly they are doing something right and will do something interesting…even though they never did… They peaked with the sex tape and the sex tape wasn’t even that good… But I guess in their mind, while Vogue and Chanel is booking them for work or photoshoot campaigns, because if they promote it, it gets seen and if it gets seen they get their moneys worth, all while these three rich kids are virtually playing dress up like they did as little bratty tweens, only in real life…because the world is fucking set up for them to be this… That’s why they are all doing their white girl twerk, hood dance, bullshit cultural appropriation, because this is what white girls are into and how white girls act, whether they’ve won at life or not…all done up for an elegant shoot…because they are so fun and I guess because this is a joke to them but this makes them current, relatable to other white girls who follow them..and the whole thing is so stupid..but here she is dancing on her instagram like the lame, cheesy bitch she is.. The post Kendall Jenner and the Hadid Brats Dance of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day

I would assume the pudgy Selena Gomez using a bed as her prob, wearing a weird night gown and she rubbed up on some weird guy in Pajamas on SNL, sucking in her chipmunk, bloated by her Lupus meds and her Chemotherapy that she clearly is suffering aggressively from, whle her titties bounced, as she tries to define her own voice….to generate some buzz for herself… In what I guess is a Make a Wish Foundation moment….because she wrote: “Thank you @nbcsnl for a childhood dream come true …” Because being talentless or just averagely talented enough…gets expedited when you’re dying of an auto immune disease…that you exploit… The post Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass in Leggings of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely has an ass…and it was in leggings…an ass that is possibly eaten out by a bald action star…but then again, she could be his beard…acting is the least manly thing or hetero thing a guy can do…and those who are straight fuck everything that move…and they’ve been together for so long that it’s probably a business relationship more than a committed relationship…and who really cares…I’m only posting this because I like her ass….and really I like her, she’s got that traditional model vibe in a world of instagram models and I appreciate that…you know a girl too good for me who knows it…which is most girls..but you get what I mean…and if you don’t…I’m saying she looks like an uptight model cunt, with the cunt I would never been allowed to touch, and for that, I like her more… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Today in #UnderBoobPenChallenge of the Day

There’s a new social media challenge, that is hardly a real challenge, like the ice bucket challenge, or the Kylie Jenner lip Challenge, or even the Free the Nipple challenge to society to accept breast feeding, but still something started by some pervert, getting these lemming girls who want to prove their have perky tits, even though holding a pen under their tit doesn’t mean they have perky tits, because a real perky tit wouldn’t let you store anything under it, while some of the saggiest tits like you hide everything under it, including but not limited to a small child… I do remember this being something girls did in highschool when I was in high school, and I encourage the comeback, because I like tits…no matter how their are manipulated to be shown…Frat boys and their silly frat boy ideas.. The post Today in #UnderBoobPenChallenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff See Through Shirt of the Day

Hilary Duff, the Puck Slut, is now a recently divorced and wanting you to notice her because you are a man…or maybe she is just trying to distract you from her thick muscular mom thighs…but the reality is that she’s jailbait that reached one of those core group of guys who she can do no wrong for…meaning they’ll be there for her forever and ever…she is and always will be the glory days, their peak..the one… But I guess, she doesn’t like those people, they are weird..because they are weird…and that’s why she made the money…She’s more into just letting you look at the tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Naked Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Hudson posted this picture of her ass, an ass that may be old, in a picture that may be old, but that is also a mom ass, a celebrated ass, an ass that people compare to her mom’s ass, an ass that garners attention and has since she was 16 and first going out to parties, an ass that has been fucked a lot by a lot of industry men…an ass that is clearly free spirited and ready to be watched…because she’s still a rich kid ass, spoiled brat ass, with daddy issues ass that has an ego….and likes being seen…or exposed…an ass that is a bit of a tyrant psychopath…that almost made Owen Wilson kill himself…an ass that probably has herpes, but that’s ok…it’s Kate Hudson’s ass and as uneventful as she is…this ass is what defines her and who she is…and I’m liking it…even though I normally fear anything older than 30… She’s done good with this social media thing…let us see those true colors and/or ass.. The post Kate Hudson Naked Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley Tries on Wetsuits of the Day

Surf Slut and Instagram whore who I adore Anastasia Ashley seems to be bored of her posting her standard bikini pics and figured…the world deserves a little more of what made her a famous surf personality at least on social media…and that’s by doing a nice aggressive “hey instagram models I can win at your posting slutty pic game”…because her ass speaks directly to our fucking souls…it’s an ass built on being in a half squat from the age of 7 to now… Or maybe she’s just “trying on a wetsuit”…and someone accidentally took a pic that she accidentally posted…since men are really fucking into wetsuits…. What a whore…a perfect assed whore…I should try to trick her into making me babies….to make her less of a whore and more…of a respectable legitimate woman in the community with child…until they find out I’m the dad…. The post Anastasia Ashley Tries on Wetsuits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paula Bulczynska Nipples in a Photoshoot of the Day

Paula Bulczynska is another one of these nothing models who isn’t even a model but who is hot enough and doing the rounds of fake publications for fake ad campaigns for fake photographers to grow a instagram audience that is pretty much fake because dudes just like following babes who get naked. This is low level, softcore porn shit, but at least she’s doing it. We’d live in a boring place if girls didn’t get naked to get ahead…you know empower yourselves, own yourself as a sexual being. It’s a feminist movement…that gets benefits the photographers and magazines that publish her for free..because it’s free… Fake shoots for fake campaigns trying to make herself real. I support it… I don’t even know if she’s Russian, but that name is ethnic enough for me to assume she’s trying to live the American dream anyway she can.. I do know what her tits look like and that’s better… All these shoots are the goddamn same…. The post Paula Bulczynska Nipples in a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Barbara Fialho Oiled Up of the Day

Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this…. All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…but it probbaly has very little to do with Barbara Fialho, some Brazilian hairy tall thing…who works for Victoria’s Secret, because they obviously have a deal with some Brazilian pimp, he gives them great rates….or maybe Brazil is where they model farm is…who knows… She’s been topless in a bunch of random shoots in her quest to get famous… CLICK THIS LINK because I have apparently already posted on her tits, as I do with most girls of all levels of fame and irrelevance… They are just trying to make an honest living by getting half naked for anyone who pays her and gives her exposure, because it may lead to a life of luxury…or a rich husband…like it has for so many girls before her…some call it prostitution… AND Here she is modelling oiled up and looking good… The post Barbara Fialho Oiled Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland’s Titty Tattoo of the Day

Sarah Hyland used her tattoo as an excuse to show you her tit…which I guess is common for girls to do…because if they just pull out their tit it seems desperate for attention. You have to remember that she has been on the same show as Sofia Vergara for the better part of her formative years and that Sofia Vergara was a Colombian hooker who snuck into Miami, and figured out how to not only stay in the country illegally, with her baby, but also to become a huge fucking star. It takes strategic whoring…lessons we can assume she’s passed onto little Sarah Hyland, the freakishly young looking girl, so young looking it looks like hormone therapy to stay young to get cast in TV shows as the kid because she can ride it for a decade…which I guess means we should thank Sofia Vergara for helping with this creepy Sarah Hyland fetish… If you’re wondering what it says, it’s something like “Follow My Heart” which I’ve decided to decode as “My ex boyfriend beat me, I had to get a restraining order, people like my parents force me into things I don’t like, I am broken and need to believe in myself, but I am terribly insecure, so let me write it on my titty”… The post Sarah Hyland’s Titty Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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