Pervert Filming Up Women SKirts Chef Hacks His Female Co Worker…What The Fuck Aboriginal Fighting Guys Beat Gas Station Clerk Truck VS Train Female Store Worker Deals with a dude Crazy Guy Dangling from Crane Walmart Shopper Tries to Steal Police Cruiser Weird Insurance Scam Fail Roof Collapse! The post Naked Woman Climbing on Cars and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ex Victoria’s Secret model and Athlete Wife made something like 6 million dollars last year and notfrom being on payroll from her husband, you know sugar babying, and not from stock options in Victoria’s Secret, and not from the Brazilian tranny sex trade, but rather from working for Chanel pretending to surf in a video…that went extremely viral and not because her face is hard and looks like Celine Dion..but because when you spend 6 million dollars on something – it better fucking go viral… I guess this is the follow-up, the last line item in her talent contract and obligations to get that final check…and it’s pretty fucking lame… It’s her talking about herself, someone no one gives a fuck about, I mean do Chanel shoppers aspire to live the Gisele life, she’s not even Glamour, she’s a panty model…it’s just fucking weird…but if you’re like me, you appreciate listening to these models talk about themselves, because it reminds you why you hate them… The post Gisele Bundchen Talks About Herself for Chanel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Erin Heatherton is one of the girls who dated Leonardo DiCaprio, even though I’ve been told he fucks dudes… She’s works with other girls who have dated Leonardo DiCaprio, even though he fucks dudes… Which either means he fucks dudes, as girls don’t like to fuck the dudes their friends fuck….or these VS models are prostitutes who do what they are told especailly when it comes to fucking a-listers… Either way, she’s nude modeling, because I guess she needs some press, to keep her competitive…and I like tits… The post Erin Heatherton Nipples for Yu Tsai of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is still a magical creature…. She gives me hope with that “If I even had kids, I’d want to exploit the fuck out of them, so that they make me millions at the expense of their childhood, only to figure out a way to make her lose her mind at 19, so that I can keep ownserhip on her, if you have a crop yielding farm….you don’t sell it until it stops”….concept of parenting.. Something that books should be written on…”how to whore your kids out”….but that no one will ever write it, as they like to pretend they aren’t whoring out their kids, as they cash they checks… So Britney Spears is more than just a mom in a sports bra…she’s more than a performer with a legacy….she’s more than a Vegas show…and she’s more than a human…she’s an inspiration to parents everywhere…a case study, if you will. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She’s also in a white Dress: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears is Erotic to Me of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Tunhav is a Swedish model and she’s modeling bikinis for….wait for it…. a bikini company… The problem with bikini companies is that there are too many of them… The problem with bikini photoshoots is that they are all the fucking same… The problem with models is that they don’t fuck me… So when I look at these pics, all i see is problems.. The post Anna Tunhav in a Bikini for a Bikini Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is working the 18 year old turned 40 year old…or who is 40 years old…pretending to be 18…it’s good for business…no one likes 40 year olds..but everyone likes 18 year olds…even if they look like 40 year olds.. I know this is confusing…let me break it down… Bella Thorne was born in 1970…. Bella Thorne’s family decides they don’t want to work the traditional life, and figure, “can you pretend to be 15″… So they spend a decade going to auditions, and eventually it works out for them, possibly because of plastic surgery, but maybe because of the power of conviction..because everyone believes the lie….and I guess she’s liking the attention and flashing body parts, as people do when they finally make it…the more aggressive the pic, the more famous the chick in the pic gets…#SCIENCE…. I guess what it comes down to is that like you, 40 or 18, 18 or 40, as long as there is a nipple peaking out of bra on snapchat, I’m ok with it..because I’ve never met a nipple peaking out of a bra I haven’t liked…. Here she is at an event…wearing a bra… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne is Working it of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I told my friend, THE PORN DUDE , who knows everything porn, that my favorite porn category is BBW, for obvious reasons… I wanted to prove that BBW is the new BBQ and sometime BBQ makes BBW….by looking up the AVN BBW 2016 nominees and posting their best pics… The nominees are: Samantha 38G, Alexxxis Allure, Eliza Allure, Bella Bendz, Becki Butterfly, Busty Cookie, Lyla Everwett, April Flores, Erin Green, Sashaa Juggs, Falicha Karr, Karla Lane, Lady Lynn, Mazzaratie Monica aan Jade Rose Despite thinking all girls are porn chicks, mainly because they all fuck like porn chicks, and want to be filmed like porn chicks, where even the most famous of instagram models and TV personalities are porn chicks, I had to limit it to actual porn chicks…. Not all chicks are BBW porn chicks…. You may be asking why I’m into BBW girls and the answer is simple, the world is one big “Love My Body campaign”….we’re in a fatter society, celebrities are fatter, models are plus sized, America is bigger, they like bigger, Kate Upton is fatter and I think it’s only natural have fat in our sex…in fact I’m married… So here are 9 BBW girls….because more to love… 1- Mazzaratie Monica – but she never goes to the fast…. VISIT THE PORN DUDE 2- Karla Lane – more like a highway I want to drive my dick into… VISIT THE PORN DUDE 3- Sashaa Juggs – Filled With Heaven…. VISIT THE PORN DUDE 4- Lyla Everwettt and why would she want to be…. VISIT THE PORN DUDE 5- Busty Cookie – I Love Cookies… VISIT THE PORN DUDE 6- Becki Butterfly …. tastes like a bee, pure Honey… VISIT THE PORN DUDE 7- Bella Bends in all the Right Places… VISIT THE PORN DUDE 8- Eliza Allure … is magical…. VISIT THE PORN DUDE 9 – Samantha 38G …. Because F is Too Small VISIT THE PORN DUDE That was fun….. The Porn Dude – FOR ALL YOUR PORN NEEDS: CLICK HERE The post Top 9 AVN Nominated BBW Porn Stars and their Twitpics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears may have been hot many fucking years ago…before becoming relatively disgusting…fat…shaved head…cold sore scabbedut she looks like she’s Well, she’s a near 40 year old mom of two, who is looking pretty fit as fuck, and I guess she’s proud of that…becuase when you’re a puppet owned by your parents, making the family money, all medicated and confused, there are only few things that can make a girl with everything happy, and one of those things is a thin, fit, midsection…that may or may not be photoshopped, but that doesn’t matter if it is or not, I’ve jerked off to Britney’s face cropped onto porn videos at least one time in the last decade…making real or fake Britney still Britney enough for me. The post Britney Spears Stomach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The most fascinating thing about Lindsay Lohan is that there was a time when she would tell the paparazzi to not take pictures of her and Kim Kardashian, back when Kim Kardashian was building her brand, jealous of all the white girls who made it, figuring out her tactics to become what has become a terribly famous and horrible brand that needs to get blown the fuck up as possible terrorist attacks…because they are clearly attacking our freedom… Now Lohan tries to get her picture taken with Kardashians….to get in the media… It’s just an interesting study all these insta models who think they matter should look into…someone like Lohan, who was a huge deal, is now some leathery, but moisturized leathery has been and she’s not even 30 yet….still living a good life with access and money…but still a broken drug addict with no more soul.. The point of my story is Lohan in a Bikini…is still LOhan in a bikini and that brings hope to us all…I’m just not sure how, but I’m thinking with her great fake tits.. The post Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift is the kind of girl who I just want to punch in the face and despite popular belief, I love all girls, I am always very nice to all girls, I never do anything violet to girls, even during sex when they beg to be slapped or punched or choked out…I don’t fuck with that…I am a romantic…a lover…and just happy to be near pussy…never angry at pussy.. It’s just that looking at this makes me angry…not only does Taylor Swift make too much money polluting me with her nonsense songs and her act that she’s some innocent awkward hopeless romantic, when really she’s getting railed by all kinds of dudes, but you can’t put that out there, no one will believe her empty, vapid, garbage lyrics…. Then there’s Blake Lively, who you know can’t stand the bitch Taylor Swift, but figure’s it’s a good photo op, you know to be her famous groupie, to help the Swift Brand go into another year of stupid non-offensive money…when really you know Blake Lively talks all kinds of shit on her, but for the cameras, they’ll do a perfectly timed jump… To ease the Taylor Swift Pain, here’s her real life Barbie Doll Karlie Kloss, who actually lives with her, like a sugar baby, all rent free, because Taylor is a controlling crazy person who had no childhood… She’s in Vogue Mexico, and I liked her legs in the pics… The post Taylor Swift and Blake Lively are Garbage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .