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stepGIRLS vs Roll-Uh-Bowl of the Day

Our Friends at Roll-Uh-Bowl , who make a pretty genius and affordable portable waterbong gave us the opportunity, or rather the excuse to spend a night with our original stepGIRL…Macbud…who those of you who read the site will remember…because she’s been part of so much good that we’ve done…. We figured, it’s Christmas so why not have a Christmas part of our own, filled with nothing to do with Christmas, since Christmas is considered illegal in some states now, as it is non-inclusive..but it did involve a lot of product testing…and as you know…when you get a beautiful girl high in a hotel room for a photoshoot…things lead to pretty fucking naked… So thank you Roll-Uh-Bowl for making our dreams come true..a real Christmas Miracle…for you and yours… Merry Christmas to all…and by that I mean Happy Holidays…and by that I mean buy a fucking Roll-Uh-Bowl you cheap fuck…we’re offering a discount code when you buy. Remember, they brought you the Macbud and her glorious breasts…nothing wrong with that. ————- Model: Macbud Photographer: Cannon Show for stepGIRLS Brought you by: Roll-Uh-Bowl ————- REMEMBER IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME….AND For the best gift for any smoker in your life.get Roll-Uh-Bowl the silicone, portable, industructable, waterpipe The post stepGIRLS vs Roll-Uh-Bowl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miss Kentucky 2013 Allie Leggett by Jonathan Leder of the Day

One of the more interesting photographters, who is actually a photographer, and not just a dude who takes iphone pics for instagram, even though that’s what everyone is doing these days, and a lot of people are making a really ridiculous living doing it these days, despite having no talent…Jonathan Leder, has beed doing to before Instagram ever existed…it’s like instagram saw his pictures and figured out a way to let people emulate it with a filter…and it’s too bad because actual talent gets lost in the noise…in a video killed the radio star but instagram killed photography stars…that really could say digital killed everything…but then again the future is now, and maybe it’s a good thing that everything is made easier, to really make people try harder…who knows.. What I do know is that Jonathan Leder, friend of the site, one of the original people to shoot Emrata, not that that’s a claim to fame anyone wants, is releasing a book called ALLIE that I guess is on this Allie Leggett girl, who was Miss Kentucky 2013 and perfect… Get the book HERE … Here’s a sample of this pretty serious crucial thing…named Allie LEggett The post Miss Kentucky 2013 Allie Leggett by Jonathan Leder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day

Yesterday – I posted these amazing pictures of dream girl, the one who got away, my everything, Lindsay Lohan…by the amazing Ellen Von Unwerth for some magazine about Tofu…. Today, I post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna because this bitch is fire, despite what Jennifer Lawrence is saying about her..which in case you didn’t know is: “I’m a puker. I don’t stop working .?.?. until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop…I get, like, Lindsay Lohan-grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol.” What….why the fuck would this nude selfie bitch use Lindsay Lohan as an adjective. You know someone like Jennifer Lawrence who may be at the peak of her career, may fade out as soon as a replacement comes in. Her franchise is done, people still love her and cast her, she’s an award winner and get in key movies, but anyone with a brain knows that acting requires no talent, anyone can do it, and when the marketing behind her stops, or she gets lost somewhere deep inside Amy Schumer’s anus….we’ll all forget she exists and her tits exist…but Lohan…Lohan is forever…she’s memorable, she’s existed, she’s a personality, and in my opinion more interesting that Jennifer Lawrence will be…but then again, Jennifer Lawrence did have those nude pics scandals and looked amazing, so maybe I should turn my back on Lohan like she did to me…and support a new overpaid bitch…but I just can’t…my heart is in Lohan..but unfortunately my penis isn’t…while she’s suffering from exhuastion.. I guess what I’m saying is that people need to lighten the fuck up, Lohan did publicly shame herself, she created the drug addict reputation, she because un-hireable, so what the fuck is her problem…yes Lohan, you are a fucking drunk, you blamed in on exhaustion, and just because she’s clean in Europe working on herself, doesn’t mean it didn’t fucking happen…. She should probably pay Jennifer Lawrence for the shout out, it’s the biggest thing Lohan has done all year… What it comes down to – is that this is the lamest spoiled brat beef ever…and I should kill myself for writing about it…what has my life become… Here’s Jennifer Lawrence, the new Lohan Lohan Never Was…and Her Tits over the last few days probably talking about Amy Schumer – her only friend who is an outsider liker her…but who will probably eat her up whole the second she’s done leveraging the friendship… The post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner, Bella Hadid, and Lottie Moss for Vogue of the Day

Really Vogue? I thought Vogue was a premium magazine, the kind of magazine that makes the trends, and doesn’t follow the trends. You know they are the ones who see every designer out there and say “this one gives us ad money, let’s say his coat is the trend of the season, and then we can go to all the other designers and sell them bigger campaigns for the same results, because everything in the media is a fucking ad, since the advertising control revenues”…. I didn’t think Vogue was some bullshit tabloid, bottom feeders…who have decided to feature the bootleg siblings of the more famous “models”… This is Kyle, Bella and Lottie (Kate Moss’ sister) and not Kendall, Gigi and Kate Moss…because I guess it makes for a fun sisterly story in a world where none of this shit matters, but these idiots think it does… Garbage masturbatory bullshit perpetuating these idiots… The post Kylie Jenner, Bella Hadid, and Lottie Moss for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Wanessa Milhomem Topless for Some brand of the Day

In February of this year, Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis dumped some Duth model for this Wanessa Milhomem….in May of this year… Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis dumped dumped Wanessa Milhomem for some blonde chick… Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis is 52 while Wanessa Milhomem is 22 or 23….and I think that’s a friendly reminder to men everywhere to get rich, because when you’re rich, you will be able to fuck models too.. The reason, it’s a competitive industry, there are millions of hot enough girls in the worlds, hundreds of thousands who are hot and talented enough to be instagram models, tens of thousands vapid enough to be instagram models…while all of them…will date rich guys to help their career, lifestyle, etc…it’s just a fact…throw fame in the mix, and the model pussy, all model pussy…is yours…even if they aren’t even fans of your music…even if your fame is low level…but you have money to back it up…Girls fucking love that shit… Now I’ve never heard of Wanessa Milhomem…I’m going to assume she’s like other mail order bride models…..she’s fucking hot, I trolled her instagram HERE …and she’s doing topless campaigns for god knows what…and who cares..I’m into it.. The post Wanessa Milhomem Topless for Some brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Pushing Booty of the Day

Bella Thorne is the 40 year old pretending to be 17 before turning 18…..like she was Courtney Stodden or other girls who were clearly older than they said they were….pretending to be under 18…dressing slutty…getting dudes excited….since that’s what the American male is into…since it is illegal and bad…which I guess increases the speed of orgasm, something I can’t relate to since 16 is legal here and I never fuck with that…or capitalize on that… I guess what I’m saying is that I’m wholesome, and here’s Bella Thorne, the it girl who has to be lying about her age…doing a little booty pop…all redheaded and cute…which is good enough for me to post… Here she is for instagram Here is some more red dress To See The Rest Of The Pics CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Pushing Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Pushing Booty of the Day

Bella Thorne is the 40 year old pretending to be 17 before turning 18…..like she was Courtney Stodden or other girls who were clearly older than they said they were….pretending to be under 18…dressing slutty…getting dudes excited….since that’s what the American male is into…since it is illegal and bad…which I guess increases the speed of orgasm, something I can’t relate to since 16 is legal here and I never fuck with that…or capitalize on that… I guess what I’m saying is that I’m wholesome, and here’s Bella Thorne, the it girl who has to be lying about her age…doing a little booty pop…all redheaded and cute…which is good enough for me to post… Here she is for instagram Here is some more red dress To See The Rest Of The Pics CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Pushing Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Models for Terribly Boring La Perla Ads of the Day

Natasha Poly, Liu Wen, and Mariacarla Boscono are the models selected for the La Perla Spring / Summer 2016 campaign…and shit is pretty fucking boring for a lingerie company… I’m not expecting these higher end version of Victoria’s Secret, and less interesting version of Agent Provocateur to go down the Miley Cyrus route of strap-ons and fucking ridiculousness, with midgets and obese women…on some sideshow kick.. But I’m not expecting them to be as generic as Victoria’s Secret, or even more generic than Victoria’s Secret, I mean even Victoria’s Secret is more interesting to look at than this… The funny thing in all this is they hired Mert & Marcus, who makes 80k a day for this kind of thing…which to me is a huge waste of fucking money….unless they are marketing lingerie in some Christian Weekly paper, I don’t get this at all… But here’s some expensive models, shot by expensive photographers, for an expensive brand, and the end result is some bootleg shit… The post Models for Terribly Boring La Perla Ads of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

I don’t really know why I hate on Olivia Wilde….but for some reason I’ve decided she’s an overrated target of my deep rooted, soulless anger… Maybe it is because she’s old, 31 or something equally disgusting…maybe it’s because I don’t find her hot…or maybe it’s because I haven’t seen any of her TV shows or movies, so she’s more the kind of celebrity who just shows up in my feed and look at her mom body and think…what the fuck is this… I do know that her birth name is cockburn, and that was something I had fun with at least once or twice… I also know that she’s got an outty pussy that is sticking its tongue out at us…but I can’t be sure if that’s baby making related, or getting famous related, or just the way she was born… I mean she’s in a bikini, she’s some socialite from a long line of respected journalist in both the UK and America, but she decided to use those connections to get on TV…and I guess now to get in the paparazzi…. It’s all so boring…but check out that outty pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima Thick for Cover Girl Magazine of the Day

Last week, I had an argument with a girl about Adriana Lima losing her edge by gaining a whole lot of other things, like her barrel body…that isn’t really something you’d expect from a lingerie model, but definitely something you’d expect from a mom who keeps fit at the gym when her husband is at work making money to pay for her expensive life… I guess what I’m saying is that I am a firm believer in throwing in the towel, retiring, doing other things that involve being clothed, because younger girls…just look better than older women…in underwear…no matter how many millions of dollars are left on the contract, it’s not worth the humilation… I guess it’s possible these are just bad pics… The post Adriana Lima Thick for Cover Girl Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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