I still don’t know who Alison Brie is…I don’t watching but I have posted on her a few times before because I do watch pop culture tits… I’ve wrote things like: “She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”… Wow. I am so genius with my analysis of the Hollywood born and raised actress who was once a birthday clown who failed and went mainstream… because like tits, I also love cheese…I also love birthday clowns….they’re so creepy… Her real last name is Schermerhorn….destroying my Brie jokes…but not for long, because as of 12 hours ago she’s been engaged to Dave Franco, who I guess is James Franco’s brother who she’s dating…and if you care about this news…you’re weird… But if you like staring at recently engaged girl tits in magazines…here you go…from the titty now newsworthy titty archives… The post Alison Brie and Dave Franco are Engaged of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tracee Ellis Ros is Diana Ross’ daughter, who I guess is trying to milk her mother’s name and success further, because the trust fund and allowance and inheritance making her set for life…isn’t enough for her to fell fulfilled as what I assume is a 40 year old woman…so she’s trying to make a point on pop culture, that I don’t think really needs to be made… This time, instead of asking her mom to pay her rent, she’s decided to recreate her mom’s content from 1981, making this bold statement…. …shift our gaze from how we are seen to how we are seeing and, more important, feeling. And I saw a woman feeling joyful in herself as a whole being; she didn’t seem to be presenting her ass or saying, ‘look at all the ways I can make myself look appealing to YOU.’ She seems to be saying, ‘this is ME feeling good and I am strong and sexy and joyful in ME’!” To break it down, and I know you don’t care, and either do I, but I get annoyed when people try to make a point that doesnt need to be made, because we know popstars are whores and exhibitionists who want to be seen, noticed and talked baout…. But guess what…in 1981, this Diana Ross video was the equivalent of Nicki Minaj crawling around on all fours twerking….it’s just that the audience has changed…in 1981 dudes were jerking off to nipples and bush…meaning a popstar with a tight body in a one piece was racy…in 2015…people jerk off to throat fucking porn, have weirdo fetishes, and seeing Nicki Minaj on all fours is basic and barely even noticed amongst the noise… So to compare 1981 whoring to 2015 whoring because 1981 whoring was more wholesome when censors were more aggressive….is just idiotic…and to make it a feminist thing, when clearly Diana Ross is being an exhibitionist in 1981…doing exactly what Nicki Minaj is doing today….is not empowering….it is just how people pay money… I know…this doesn’t matter, this is just misguided and annoyed be despite not actually caring…at all…really… Here’s the Original The post Diana Ross’ Daughter Recreates Diana Ross 1981 Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Waiter Poured Hot Soup on Female Customer Girl JiuJitsu’s Her Boyfriend Naked Protestor… Topless Book Club in New York White on Black Cop Love Car VS Military Vehicle… Morning Workout One Legged Cement Worker 2 Idiots in a Car… Truck VS TRaffic RObber Tells Dude to Keep His Money Bear Rolling Down the Hill Human Tow Truck Kid VS 1.5 Million Dollars Painting… The post Woman Flashing the Camera Outside The Court House…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My favorite thing about Emma Roberts…is that she’s not Julia Roberts… My second favorite thing about Emma Roberts…is that her dad is Eric Roberts…and her formative years were spent probably kept as far away from him on his self destructive, drug and alcohol tirade after he won an Acaedmy AWard…before becoming the number one B-Movie actor…ever… No maybe that’s my favorite thing about Emma Robers…because girls with fucked up childhoods thanks to their dads, especially rich girls with fucked up Childhoods thanks to their dads…carry that shit thought life…and like fat girls…that directly correlates to blow job ability.. I’m not a scientist, or a religious man, but I believe the answer to everything is Daddy isses… Here she is unretouched but lit and made up by a team of pros for a lingerie company… The post Emma Roberts Getting Paid Lots of Money to be in “Lingerie” Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Brook is the worst… I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there… She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest, I guess since she miracuously got a TV show… So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent…I also hate the hate mail I got for making fun of her miscarriage and referring to these pics as her doing a sacrifice for fame… But I love the big tits…that I guess she still realizes are a big part of her appeal…because I mean…look at that instagram pic…that’s a fucking tit. The post Kelly Brook’s Massive Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the proof that facebook is manipulating the trending stories to either fuck with our minds, or for their personal gain, because maybe one of the trending stories, or the person in the trending stories gave Zucerkberg a rim job and dude owes her a favor, because why the fuck else would Heidi Montag in ome ass pic that isn’t even good, would be trending.. She’s Heidi Montag, some of you, if anyone is actually out there, probably never heard of this garbage and don’t even know what she is… She hasn’t been trending since she got stupid fake tits…she barely fucking exists, now more than ever… But I figure I’ll post them anyway…I like giving hand outs… The post Heidi Montag Still Lives of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
nextek Anne Lise Maulin, Ina Maribo Jensen are in this photoshoot for Interview Germany, which unlike most German publications, doesn’t include bondage or fetish weirdness, and/or scat…because Germans, proven by World War II are dark, almost souless, sexual freaks because it is the only thing that speaks to their pragmatism… I don’t know Anne Lise Maulin, Ina Maribo Jensen models, but Stepford wife shoot, of robotic poses with tits…is good enough for me…but I have no editorial standards … The post Anne Lise Maulin & Ina Maribo Jensen for Interview Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Natalie Westling was porn in January 1997…. I originally read 1977…and I wrote this post thinking she was old…. It went a little somethng like … What the fuck is this Natalie Westling freak….not only is she a red head, with her super red head strength and pain threshold, thanks for being a demon….but she’s all almost 40 years old and looks like she’s 17…. But then I found out she’s barely 18….making me restructure this post to: What the fuck is this Natalie Westling freak….not only is she a red head, with her super red head strength and pain threshold, thanks for being a demon….but she’s all 18 years old and looks like she’s 17….and she’s showing her tits… Jared from Subway would love this shit…if only he read Vogue…instead of his go to “12 year Old Anal Queens”….or whatever the fuck those weirdos watch… Either way…I like this Natalie Westling…. The post Natalie Westling Topless for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Extreme selfies…because everyone is seeking self validation and awareness, who need to remind each other that they exist, by posing in front of things, they would have taken pictures of many years ago, but who now want their face in said picture, so that they know they were really there…or some shit… Now I prefer my extreme selfies to be nude, or half nude, or at leaast with hard nipples or bikinis…hanging off of a hot air balloon, or somewhere weird… I don’t like my extreme selfies to have multiple cameras in it, it’s just a little too much “We get it, you’re Selena Gomez, you document everything, people love you, and you love yourself, because you’re just that kind of self invovled twat”…. That said, here she is with a horrible, fake lip, probably botox filled face, side profile….with bonus mole tit….or tit mole… TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER AT THE AIRPORT CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Selfie of a Photo in a Mirror Inception of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think giving Kylie Jenner attention really contributes to her relevance or success… My site is too insignificant for that….it’s like in 11 years of doing it, three people I’ve ever spoken to have heard of it…depressing if you really think about how many posts I’ve done, but understandable when the posts are the drivel that doesn’t matter like this… I can’t take on a Jenner and make the world hate them, the world already hates them, but still follow and love their shit…and I am going to assume it is because most social media, at least Vine and Instagram is dominated by 12 year old girls and not adults with better shit to todo… So posting these idiots doesn’t matter, they aren’t that hot, but if they post a tit, or a side tit hours after being fucked by her big black dicked older boyfriend…like she was a gutter porn slut…who I assume takes it up the ass because it’s her only orifice…testicles aren’t a vagina…no matter what her dad and girl obsessed family tell her… Here’s Kendall Jenner’s Over the Shoulder Ass Shot…because where there is one Kylie, there’s another one close by to get the tail end of the media attention…. The post Kylie Jenner Old Enough to be a Tranny Hooker Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
