Nothing like an overrated mom of a Kutcher…pulling up her jeans at a baseball game for you to question the meaning of life and try to figure out where it all went wrong….while going so right for Mila Kunis, because Kutcher is a billionaire and doesn’t mind her Culkin AIDS, because it’s not as disgusting as his Demi Moore AIDS…as both are products of the same 70s show fame… I mean, I liked her on that 70s show, I felt she was played out when doing the Romantic comedies…now this mom jean hustle……this is so offensive….and is nothing erotic…but you’re probably jerking off to it…thanks to your loyalty….. The post Mila Kunis Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Our friend….honorary stepGIRLS…supporter…babe…model…and more importanlty…webcam model..which is the only kind of modeling I appreciate these days….Alexandra Steele is going to be taking over our snapchat “stepGIRLS” and “drunkstepfather” before her show on CLICK HERE I don’t know what all these instagram girls aren’t doing cam shows for cam sites…it just makes sense for the girls…and the guys watching…especailly with this free the nipple movement.but I have a feeling it’ll happen as exhibitionism officially takes over…but who needs other instagram girls…when we have ALexandra Steele… Seriously…how often can you watch a girl I post masturbate….
Here’s some Chloe Segigny’s Tampon String sticking out of her bikini…because girls get their periods…and wear tampons..that sometimes stick out of underwear or bikinis…or vaginas while you eat them out.. I am not a period shamer, or one of those never trust anything that bleeds for a week, only into menopausal women kind of guy…I like periods, they mean fresh and fertile even if used up like Chloe Sevigny, who I would have assumed didn’t get her period anymore due to drugs and being too fucking hip for life…. I don’t love period sex, or girls who make period art, in an embracing the fact they get their periods….but that doesn’t mean I don’t have period sex, or make period art that looks like a murder scene all over my bed or face…because I take what I can get… I don’t think a girl getting her period in a pair of white bikini bottoms, or pants or really ever….is anything to be ashamed of…but I guess this is what feminists want to believe dudes feel…in this weird girls perpetuate the hate towards girls while guys just want to fuck girls…if they aren’t too fat to fuck… I am just surprised this too hip, pre hipster, fashionable New York based, too cool for school, elitist…isn’t more progressive in her period receptor of choice, since everyone knows tampons cause toxic shock, and my penis doesn’t…it only causes shame and sadness and disappointment… I am also glad that she didn’t wear her prosthetic penis in her bikini…a prosthetic penis you can see HERE if you’re into that more than ass in bikini on it’s period…. HEre she is being HIPSTER COOL TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI TAMPON STRING PICS CLICK HERE Shout out to MadamMeow for the find… The post Chloe Segigny’s Tampon String Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It is debatable whether Cameron Diaz is one of the hottest actresses, or whether she was one of the hottest actresses….. It is debatable whether Caameron Diaz is a talented actress, but in her defence, acting requires 90 percent ego/confidence and 10 percent ability to not think you’re an asshole playing make-belief. But one thing that is for sure…is that this relationship with a bro, we call them cheese dicks, up on some male Avril Lavigne, was in a band for a minute in the 90s, probably one of the worst bands, that I assume is huge in South American or some reason….makes no sense…. I mean we can assume that his drop crotch pants are to house a massive penis that she is blinded by, or maybe, he’s just a master manipulator, I mean he must be for even having a record label invest in his suburban mall garbage…. But now he’s taken his brainwashing skills to a nice, lean, very successful actress, I’m talking one of the richest actresses around, and he’s tapped into her insecurities and has made her feel secure, like she can trust him old friend… So instead of dating a dot com billionaire, or any exec, who dresses like an adult…and who isn’t using his 10 million dollar or less fortune as a door opener to her fortune….so that he can K-Fed her…only let’s be honest, K-fed had more fucking swag…. She’s married to this, and based on this pic she’s creepily smiling and obsessed with him…like a kid trying to understand a circus clown….only in this case she married him and will probably have his kids… I don’t care when a hot girl, even when she’s old and washed up herself, marries or fucks some clown….I don’t care who or what girls in my actual life put in them….and I don’t care that this is going down…but I do find it intriguing…hilarious…awkward…confusing…but I guess it all boils down to a broken girl…with dreams of real love and a guy who sees a babe and dollar signs who accepts his Paris Hilton parasites…..in this incestuous…celebrity…mental disorder world… The post Cameron Diaz Creepy in Love with a Clown of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I posted pics and videos of RITA ORA in concert showing her tits… …in what I read was her first concert beyond showing up to other people’s concerts for some Cameos because she’s fucking in the right circle…and/or performing at Birthday parties and Bar Mitzvah’s in the UK as Rihanna before saying “I really have something here, I am going to move to America with my DJ friend Calvin who fucks me after his local gigs, and make my dreams come true”.. Well some pervert put it in slow motion and for some reason I am compelled to post and celebrate this internet weirdness…because pasties and panties never get old…even if the person in them does…both physically and in terms of relevance…you know… The post Rita ORa’s Slow Motion Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know we’ve all seen Kim Kardashian’s vagina, or what we think was her vagina, but based on her Botox, over-made-up face, I would like to re-watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape, to really see if there is every a shot of her face and pussy in the same frame…because I’m thinking maybe…the black dick we all thought belonged to Ray J…was actually Kims…. I know this pregnancy thing ruins this theory, but Kanye’s sexuality supports where I am going with this…and that is that Kim K, is a chick with a dick….and tits..tits…she’s being coy about showing because that’s her model face…or maybe it’s just her tranny face that can’t move due to the botox…whatever… The post Kim Kardashian is the Tranny in the Family of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So….Hilary Duff has a massive ass and legs that black guys, and apparently pro hockey players and her fan base that used to jerk off to her in the 90s still jerk off to, because they like when the pussy they fuck with gets older and older and older….because when the pussy you jerk off to ages……it feels like your relationship is real…like she’s actually your wife and not just your fantasy wife…because you’re that lonely… The post Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Now that Kylie Jenner is 18 and her black rapper boyfriend who already has a kid has sang about penetrating her has the world lost interest in her? Can they see her for the puppet that she was bred to be, but more importantly can they see a 35 year old sugar baby looking face on a sloppy body, that may or may not be a tranny…. She’s not hot, she’s not exciting, she’s not interesting…yet they have her posing in bathing suits like she is, because I guess the “urban” market loves it..because they love anything rich, once wet, now brown, despite being white, thanks to the family being on giant identity crisis navigating to stay relevant and it is working.. I get it, when she’s under 18, illegal to fuck, she becomes more interesting in her slutty booty pics…but the day she turned 18, I am sure we can all agree all that deflated, she got sloppy, her face old and saggy and even these bathing suit pics, uninteresting and basic… I’ll post them anyway….you know keep the momentum alive…but know I don’t think this garbage matters… The post Kylie Jenner Weird Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel is a substantially boring model…yes, she looks good, has an amazing body, but she’s lazy in her career…she doesn’t make noise, she doesn’t make moves, she just does these shoots with very little personality…looking like some kind of robot or sex doll which is something that may be hot to some of you who hate women and everything they have to say…but I like a bit of flavor.. I don’t care if her body is tight, tens of thousands of girls are tight bodied…. I do think this move to get naked in a popular men’s magazine in France, that might as well be Playboy and that has produced some great nude shoots of models, is a start…headed in the right direction in this tail end of her career because I am sure she’s trying to scramble to hold onto the fame she’s managed to get from Victoria’s Secret…and if it involves naked…that’s solid enough for me….maybe there is more to Candice than just some South African rich white person riding the wave… These are just preview pics…the rest will happen probably in the next 24 hours…stay tuned.. The post Candice Swanepoel Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I haven’t written about UK Glamour models in a very long time. I was never really interested in them or the fact that these men’s magazines would do cheesy fucking photoshoots with them. They were always just low level models who were probably cocktail waitresses who figured out that if they showed their tits, they could be the next JORDAN KATIE PRICE, and either make a bit of money in the process, or land a soccer player, because there are so many soccer players looking for trashy cocktail waitress type girls, who have the stamp of model on their ass, because it makes them seem more high profile and like their tits are more valuable…It was just strategic hooking, while celebrating that not all UK women are toothless chimney sweeping grey skinned trolls, but also fake tan, fake tit, 90s Playboy looking trash…who didn’t quite do Playboy, but they did do NUTS…which I guess is not the same at all, or Page 3…. That said….Rosie Jones…is one of the newer Glamour Models, if 10 years in the dated, pre instagram game, is considered newer…and instead of fading into obscurity, she’s booked this high profile gig modeling sex store looking lingeire, you know cheap shit, with her nipples photoshopped out, underwear that likely causes yeast infections even when not shared between prostitutes…because I guess being on the package of sex store lingerie is status to a stripper who never was….or maybe she just needs the money and this is the modeling equivalent of doing anal in porn, or turning to getting paid for sex to buy your designer purse…who knows….or cares… I’m posting it because these pics are so bad…and could have been so decent because she has great tits…and there are instagram photographers capable of doing better than whatever this shit is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rosie Jones in the Cheesy Yeast Infection Causing Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
