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Miley Cyrus Eats Banana Of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometimes, I wonder when the girls eating a banana like it is a dick joke is going to get played out….but every time I think one of the oldest school yard jokes in the history of school yard pranks…is over…whenever I think a girl won’t simulate oral sex while eating a banana…I end up in a public place watching a girl eating a banana after the gym and I feel my dick budge from it’s half dead state because bananas are perverted…. Especially when they are in videos girl send me of them fucking bananas…which has happened many times…because it’s the cheapest sex toy around 69 cents a pound and high in potassium for after you cum… It’s natures dildo…practical, convenient and tasy…. Sometimes, I wonder when Miley Cyrus will be played the fuck out…and unlike the banana, or the banana being used as a sex toy, or the banana used as a prop in a dick joke…it’ll happen… The post Miley Cyrus Eats Banana Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tennis Player Tells Other Tennis Player he Fucked His Girlfriend of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nick Kyrgios is some tennis player that told Stan Wawrinka during a match at the Rogers Cup in Montreal that “I fucked your girlfriend”… He’s getting fined 10k because the mic picked it up, and figure I’d post pics of the girlfriend he fucked.. Donna Vekic…19 and Croatian…and apparently into fucking all the tennis players…and when you date aN Eastern Eurpean you should know better… A video posted by Donna Vekic (@donnavekic) on May 20, 2015 at 8:41am PDT The post Tennis Player Tells Other Tennis Player he Fucked His Girlfriend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why I think most of what I watch is some low quality, low budget, ghetto operation….maybe because it is shot on iphone and posted to social media, but this Britney Spears dance video freaks me out. It looks like a medicated stage show from the 80s shot at Disney during their nightly parade…not some Britney Spears….superstar performance…. I guess she’s lost her edge, her relevance, and is now just a slide show churning out performances for money that don’t have any real intensity or excitement, because….she doesn’t… But maybe I’m wrong, because Skrillex was there to experience this, and he’s pretty relevant…maybe even so relevant he’s producing her next dubstep album, because despite this dance, she’s still Britney Spears and not done yet…. The post Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rayne Ivanushka for TREATS! Magazine of the Day

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Her name is RAYNE , I follow her on Instagram, I have no idea why, but I do…maybe it has something to do with her being the kind of model open to getting naked, which is really all models, and really all women in general, because nudity is awesome, they feel sexy being nude and #free the nipple…. I find it difficult to differentiate between real models and instagram models and just girls who have day jobs and find it fun to do nude photoshoots like their instagram was Playboy in the 70s, when nudity mattered…this is all so repetitive, all the pics look the same, and is as boring as nude pics can be…with is pretty boring, but at least there’s tits. But I realize, that it doesn’t matter what the intention of the nudity is, as long as the nudity happened, because nudity is better than non nude….or implied nude…even if it isn’t a big deal, as girls get gangbanged in video on the daily, a set of tits, like in Europs is “whatever”… I do know that Treats!, in Los Angeles is a hub for girls, trying to find rich guys, or in The Tits from the Blurred Lines video a stepping stone to fame, and I guess any other girl they feature is looking for the same thing, doing the same picture, posing the same, especially other girls with Eastern European sounding names… All this to say – if I was rich, I’d hire her as my girlfriend and pay her in expensive things, not cash, because that would be hooking and hooking isn’t real love. VIA TREATS! The post Rayne Ivanushka for TREATS! Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Polaroids of the Day

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Nina Agdal is such a cheesy bitch. Just look at the lame poses she’s making for the camera… Like some kind of “model”….because she’s tall as fuck, broad as fuck, and has a rockin’ body, despite being BIG…and I’m not just talking about her forehead… I know she aspires to get paid, or rich from this, whether from clients who want her to “model”…or by clients who want a girlfriend experience…and I guess this is the way to do it…but any girl who poses for a camera, even when getting paid, MUST be aware of how dumb, lame, useless they are… I posted the video HERE … Here are the pics…I don’t know why I’m posting them…but I am… The post Nina Agdal Polaroids of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin is Making Moves of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin is kind of amazing… Partially because she’s a massive woman, with massive tits, all big and probably a good time to wrestle, because I think I am into being smothered, especially by a girl who just wants love, and who takes it from anyone who comes her way, whether it’s some broken female rapper who was molested by family members and sings about it, because misery enjoys company, especially when misery can leverage the rich white girl to help launch her career… But mainly becuase she’s some tormented, possibly too smart for her own good, I mean she reads books and stuff, in this world where people don’t read books, but rather just take pics of themselves, but then again, I guess she just takes pics of herself too, because she’s trying to fit in, in this confusing world, and when it’s topless, even without nipples, I care..when no one else in her family does, because they are all in for themselves.. I guess what I am trying to say is that I want to date Ireland Baldwin. The post Ireland Baldwin is Making Moves of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Kind Of Topless for Glamour Magazine of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna impersonator has managed to take her big tits to the cover of Glamour UK, because when you try to copy Rihanna so aggressively that you become a name of your own, and when you date a guy who is famous enough to date Taylor Swift, despite being a DJ, proving yet again that DJs have the best scam going, and when you move to America from the UK with work visa in hand so that you can appear to be making moves… Your hometown fashion magazines will give you the cover, because they need hits, Rita Ora’s famous enough for hits, just not the music kind, espcially if topless and showing off them tits…and it makes sense..even if you look a little too much like Kelly Osbourne..for anyone’s liking… Here’s a sample of some of the pics.. TO SEE PICS OF HER BIG TITS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Kind Of Topless for Glamour Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Wears a Bikini of the Dya

Posted on August 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio….is promoting coconut water booze, because coconut’s are trendy, these people pay her, and she likes money, even though she has money, and her husband probably has money, and maybe she’s just doing it for the booze…because alcoholism… And what we can all agree, and by we all, I mean me, I know I am alone in this…so alone…why won’t anyone hold me… Is that she’s got a ridiculous body, especially at 35…with babies…making me wonder if she’s actually born like other Brazilian girls I know… With a penis… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio Wears a Bikini of the Dya appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Monica Jac Jagaciak and Elsa Hosk On Becoming a Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a Rags to Riches story about a hot Polish girl who just wants all of America to see her in her lingerie…but not in the regular Eastern European way of either being a spy or a cam girl, but through some massive evil brand….that she’s just signed a contract with… I just wish this shit was more honest..”I’m a hooker, they pay well, it helps my hooking”….”Yes, I did it for the money, I like money, I am form Poland, money gets us hot water”… Obviously, they are going to give some aspriational bullshit… Here’s Elsa Hosk doing the same suck up bullshit. Here’s another bullshit video of these puppets in Time’s Square doing a heesy promo.. Yes I am buying into their shit.. The post Monica Jac Jagaciak and Elsa Hosk On Becoming a Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Monica Jac Jagaciak and Elsa Hosk On Becoming a Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Here’s a Rags to Riches story about a hot Polish girl who just wants all of America to see her in her lingerie…but not in the regular Eastern European way of either being a spy or a cam girl, but through some massive evil brand….that she’s just signed a contract with… I just wish this shit was more honest..”I’m a hooker, they pay well, it helps my hooking”….”Yes, I did it for the money, I like money, I am form Poland, money gets us hot water”… Obviously, they are going to give some aspriational bullshit… Here’s Elsa Hosk doing the same suck up bullshit. Here’s another bullshit video of these puppets in Time’s Square doing a heesy promo.. Yes I am buying into their shit.. The post Monica Jac Jagaciak and Elsa Hosk On Becoming a Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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