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Kesler Tran for For Love and Lemons of the Day

Kesler Tran is one of the more interesting photographers coming out of LA, not that he’s from LA, but he consistently shoots with every single instagram model, making him an instagram photographer, until, one day that instagram photographer goes viral because he’s shot enough of these instagram models, and becomes the next Helmut Newton or Avedon or whoever the most important photographer since the dawn of photography was…because that’s how the internet works and I guess I shouldn’t hate these hustle as much as I do…because it’s just pictures and getting mad at pictures for being the same as all other pictures and not inspiring in anyway…oh great girl in lingerie in field with soft focus and light flare to look like film, or if he’s real hip actually film…fuck off… It’s all a fucking scam, but I guess…everything is..in fame whoring, and celebrity….the real talent is usually the tormented soul busking on street corners because they are so genius they can’t adapt to success…because success is usually a direct representation of not art…even though art doesn’t exist it’s a scam…unless you think an instagram filter is art…which apparently every asshole I follow on instagram does… The models are Jessica Morrow and Rocky Barnes….who have no nipples..because love and lemons is progressive and like erasing nipples… The post Kesler Tran for For Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Talking ABout her Boobs Being Free of the Day

Here’s a video of Rita Ora in the most vapid and useless interview in the history of interviews, not that Rita Ora is actually that important to be anything in History, she’s a forgetable act, based on so many acts before her, that will make a lot of money, but who I doubt will ever be anything, but she talking about her tits….and her tits are her marketing hook, without them she’s nothing.. Either way, they discuss her wearing a bra and see through top…while some girl speaks on behalf of her boobs…and how her body looks amazing…because boobs are all that matter…when it’s the only thing you got going for you… Weird. Here are some pics of her pretending to be Rihanna on instagram…because that’s her hustle… TO SEE HER IN A Lebsian Leather Outfit CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Talking ABout her Boobs Being Free of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Eats Banana Of the Day

Sometimes, I wonder when the girls eating a banana like it is a dick joke is going to get played out….but every time I think one of the oldest school yard jokes in the history of school yard pranks…is over…whenever I think a girl won’t simulate oral sex while eating a banana…I end up in a public place watching a girl eating a banana after the gym and I feel my dick budge from it’s half dead state because bananas are perverted…. Especially when they are in videos girl send me of them fucking bananas…which has happened many times…because it’s the cheapest sex toy around 69 cents a pound and high in potassium for after you cum… It’s natures dildo…practical, convenient and tasy…. Sometimes, I wonder when Miley Cyrus will be played the fuck out…and unlike the banana, or the banana being used as a sex toy, or the banana used as a prop in a dick joke…it’ll happen… The post Miley Cyrus Eats Banana Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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