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Old Timer 90s Playboy Sluts in Bikinis of the Day

Reminding us that you can never be too old to wear a bikini for the paparazzi you hire, because you understand your only value in the world, is your physical appearance, and you’ve done everything in your power to continue that into your 50s, despite having countless kids, you’ve been committed…. Here are health advocate Brooke Burke…in a bikini SEE MORE And ex hooker, Charlie Sheen wife and possible sexual deviant, plastic surgery ridden, Denise Richards… SEE MORE 90s Playboy chicks…living thing good life…and I guess in their defense their tits are only 20 and in their prime… The post Old Timer 90s Playboy Sluts in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa for GQ Magazine Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Swedish, yet she’s in GQ Mexico…how’s that make sense? Is this globalization? Or is this just making a girl an international success… The fact is that she’s disappointing, because before she was a VS model on their promotional tour, she was a nude model, getting naked in fashion editorials that may have had no point, but that involved naked girls, and naked girls, is all the story I need for a fashion editorial, or really any editorial, I grew up jerking off to Playboy, I can appreciate that vibe in the mainstream, more than throat fucking, humiliation, teen porn…I’m wholesome like that… What I am saying is, these pics aren’t naked enough for a girl who gets naked… The post Elsa for GQ Magazine Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anais Pouliot for Some Magazine of the Day

I have spoke about this ANAIS POULIOT before….she is some French Canadian I’ve never met, but should have met, but probably is best I didn’t meet, because French Canadian girls are the fucking worst level 9 crazy there is, and those are the ones stripping and thinking they are the shit, not the ghetto bitches who ended up being huge models..that aren’t that huge but huge enough to be living in NYC doing NYC things.. All this to say, french girls have anal on the first date that doesn’t even need to be a date… She’s not as naked as she normally is, I guess she’s going legit..and mainstream… The post Anais Pouliot for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anett Pikula is the Drug Mule / INstagram Model of the Day

It’s no secret that everyone, even ugly chicks, consider themselves Instagram models, and some of them actually get work, if they hustle instagram properly…and every time I meet a 4 foot 11, 200 pound, broken down faced girl….with a fat ass…who tells me “I’m a model, just working on my personal brand, because I am an influencer, and it is important for me to really represent myself properly”…before posting pictures of her spread ass just barely covered…for the 100,000 followers she’s got…because she spreads her ass on the internet… The real issue is that most of these girls, especially the ones with low level followers, are just hookers or surgar babies, pretending they aren’t hookers are sugar babies… Anett Pikula…goes one step further…and got arrested in Arizona with 135,000 dollars of cocaine…it’s like suck that instagram model who wants that millionaire life….and get her to cross the border because border guards are idiots and see through your “model” act..with a passport with stamps from around the world..as fast as everyone else in the world does..hooker.. Here are her average at best, hardly a model, but she was taken around by a rich guy….so I guess that makes her think she is…it’s easier to stomach…a stomach that is too big in that bathing suit to be a “model”… The post Anett Pikula is the Drug Mule / INstagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan has a Book and this is the Teaser of the Day

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Jul 25, 2015 at 4:14pm PDT So the caption of this video is “Teaser for my Book BTW”…and I only realized that when pulling this to post and say… Lindsay Lohan has lost her fucking mind, she went from Disney Star, to crackhead, to sugar baby with rich people funding her broke ass, to instagram model…and now to person who doesn’t even know how to use social media, and accidentally post videos that they accidentally made by clicking record on their phone, in their pocket, that for some unknown reason got pushed to instagram, with caption…something that actively takes work to do…probably ambien… I don’t see how this glitchy visual, that maybe she thinks looks cool, when sedated, is a teaser for anything but how she need to hire a creative director, even if she’s working on a budget… But I guess the good news is that her book is happening, and from my experience people crazed from Syphilis, or having their childhood stolen from them, whatever the reason, as long as they are crazy…makes for good jokes…something I guess Lohan’s been good for too… All this to say, I can’t wait for it to become the lifetime movie, but I guess we’ll have to wait for her to die for that…it’ll happen in your lifetime..I’m sure. The post Lindsay Lohan has a Book and this is the Teaser of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry for Vogue China of the Day

The latest in Katy Perry news is that she’s still an overrated, talentless con artist who has won with her brain washing music, that just gets into all our heads for no reason other than scientific formulas created by the record label to encourage consumption… She’s also recently reportedly single from John Mayer, a dude girls locally have told me was into ass eating before ass eating was cool, when ass eating was something that would throw off a girl when you asked her to do it after a show, ever those they’d still do it, because he was famous and chose them to go backstage with him, that’s what fans are supposed to do… Well, like all recently single girls, she’s on a mission to get revenge and I guess, doing obscure market Vogue, with your big tits, even though you can do all markets of VOgue, you’re Katy Perry…. I guess what I’m trying to say is that she’s half naked and doesn’t look nearly as fat as she does in person… Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry for Vogue China of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lopez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

J.Lo is 100 fucking years old… I guess she didn’t get the message, or didn’t want you to think she is, even though she knows that latinas can do no wrong, they don’t even need to speak spanish as long as they identify with being latina, she’s got loyal fans for life….really the only time latinas aren’t loyal, is when you get caught looking at another woman, at which point they violently cut off your penis….normal right… So in not wanting to accept her age or pile of fucking money, here’s her “birthday” outfit…and botoxed face…and apparently people are into talkng about this, when I am more into encouraging retirement…because every dance her old lady hips shake their way into…I get more and more offended… But she’s still got a great ass.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daisy Lowe Panty Flash of the Day

Daisy Lowe is the greatest daddy issue story in modern time…that I can think of as I stare and her pussy definition in her panties from behind as she bends over for the photographer….but I guess not great enough daddy issue story to be like the girls I interact with who would never be seen wearing panties, they just get in the way of getting fucked in bar bathrooms and back alleys, and walking around with soaking underwear is just uncomfortable, you know the real daddy issues… But her daddy issues are good….. Her mom is a groupie, artist, scenester in her 40s, who got had a one night stand with Gavin Rossdale, a night he wasn’t fucking his Tranny lover, no not Gwen Stefani, the other one… but Daisy only found out at 16 due to her own detective work, and that probably ruined Gwen Stefani, and that brings me joy… Not that you need a fucking history lesson of Daisy Lowe, just know this panty flash comes from a good place…I just wish I could see the damage her black rapping boyfriend did to her twat, but I guess it’s better left unseen and wrapped tightly in panty…. Who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Daisy Lowe Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini Top with her Sick Dad of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens posted this picture asking you to pray for her father…to collectively, positive energy, him…because I guess he’s sick, maybe dying and there’s nothing happy about that… But I’m glad out of all the pics she probably has of her and her dad, she chose the one of her in her bikini top…. I wonder if that was her favorite pic with him, or if it was his favorite pic of them…you know for…inappropriate reasons…I mean genetic attraction is a real thing… I guess it’s a little less busty as her younger sister’s “Positive energy” post… All this to say, this is a family I like, death and sickness is bad, but if she ever needs a stand in dad, that goes for both of them, they can come sit on my lap anytime…. Here’s some paparazzi pics of her CLICK HERE Here’s some Stella Hudgens Big Tits… The post Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini Top with her Sick Dad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian’s in Complex of the Day

Khloe Kardashian, OJ Simpson’s daughter with the evil Kardashian mother… The one who people would debate is not actually human, before realizing that science discovered that AFRICAN is actually 100 percent Human, while white people are only 95 percent Human and percent neanderthal… interesting stuff…considering this bitch looks 95 percent neanderthal…. But Khloe is still a monster…But we’ll just pretend she’s Armenian and her people survived the genocide to create her….and her sister survived being a pornstar before America’s Sweetheart Ryan Seacrest gave them a TV Show, because he loves pornstar…and apparently Cocaine..because Armenians are so loved in Los Angeles…. She’s on her own hustle, getting her own talk show, because America loves her, and it is only natural that she become Oprah of her generation…because she has the audience, and is the big one… In doing that, she’s doing media, showing off her plastic surgery that turned her into a hip hop video vixen looking plastic face monster… Perfect to do a fitness erotic shoot for an “urban” magazine…that once featured me… I hate to say she looks hot, because she’s a kardashian and I am a firm beleiver they should all be killed off… Here’s the pics… But she looks hot…here’s the Video… CLICK HERE The post Khloe Kardashian’s in Complex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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