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Kyle Jenner in an “Eat Me Out” Shirt of the Day

I think the first pussy I ate, I was probably 14 years old, maybe even younger…it was with a high school girlfriend, who was hardly I girl, but I’ve always taken when I can get…no matter how disgusting it is…at least back then before I realized that ugly girls are just as crazy as hot girls…and I’d rather just jerk off than acutally interact and deal with humans…more than just getting them to send me sex videos…. I was 14 in the 90s….this was before porn existed, and I wasn’t the kid molested by my teacher, or exposed to sex in a way that would make me know anything about eating pussy…you know when 14 year olds weren’t as sexed up as they are now…doing 50 shades of grey shit…thanks to society being a bunch of perverts… I read people are mad, offended, shocked she wore this shirt…at 17….while being a Kardashian, famous from a porn video trashy, rich, hooker of a family… While I think seeing a 17 year old, who looks 40, thanks to shitty face fillers, and bad make-up, trying to secure herself as an Amber Rose type of hip hop groupie, only rich as fuck, on TV, with no childhood, who has admitted to have fucked, possibly even eating the ass of TYGA….possibly to become his teen wife, all while 3 years older than I was when I used to eat out girls, 20 years ago, before kids are so exposed to shit, that eating out isn’t even what they do…it’s too basic… Making a parody shirt “Eat Me Out”…..seem definitely not offensive at all….in comparisson to this offensive fucking family… Meaning, these parents against offensive shit are fighting a fight they’ll never win…this motherfucker and her generation are just too fucked up sexually… I mean….she looks like a porn star…why is an eat me out shirt offensive when her family and their entire existence is offensive… A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jul 24, 2015 at 12:58pm PDT The post Kyle Jenner in an “Eat Me Out” Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Imbruglia is No Longer Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

She has taken her money from that song, and is lying in a bikini in some luxurious, not polluted setting….but she doesn’t turn on her roots, like Jenny from the Block, she’s pulled out her tit, to be as close to lying naked on the floor as she can for the paparazzi… If you don’t like that, here’s Elle Macpherson lying naked on a yacht because her “bikini modling” has got her a “billionaire husband”…and yachts is something billionaires do.. The post Natalie Imbruglia is No Longer Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Delilah Parillo By Purienne for Vogue Spain of the Day

I used to listen to a radio show called “Lovers and Other Strangers”….that was syndicated and is probably still on the radio.. hosted by this bitch named Delilah … who thought that she was channeling a message from god….where she would really preach jesus shit in reference to her advice she would give people going through a divorce or calling in to celebrate their lives…for her to answer them with condescending advice and often times play totally inappropriate songs to deal with the issues these people were going through…Like someone would call in and say their wife of 40 years cheated on them then died…and she’d play a Christina Aguilera song…it is the little things, like everything wrong in America that brings me joy…as well as tits.. So it is only natural that this Delilah, will remind me of than Delilah, and that Delilah, will remind me of love, and this Delilah, will be on the recieving end of that love, because she’s amazing looking and you’d be crazy not to love her…but that could just be me drunk on her tits talking… All this to say, photos by Purienne and he’s good. The post Delilah Parillo By Purienne for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry’s Tits Look Like Celine Dion on the Cover of Vogue Japan of the Day

I don’t know if it has to do with me being Canadian, but I am going to assume that it is, because I’ve looked at this Katy Perry in Vogue Japan picture and all I see is Celine Dion… I am wondering if Celine Dion’s face is just imprinted on my brain, as she’s the only one that Canada like brainwashing us with…you know our own hero… Kind of like the way the media brainwashes me with Katy Perry songs, because I guess they get a good kickback to promote it, and make it pop on a mainstream level….otherwise no one would listen to her shitty songs, and she’d never be on the cover of Vogue Japan….and I’d never know all the lyrics to every single Katy Perry song, none of which I’ve actively listened to on my own…kind of scary really….what else are they programming us with…and why am I not doing anything about it..is it because I am distracted by her tits….I am distracted by her tits…did you see her tits…Katy Perry has tits. If you don’t like that – and you shouldn’t – here’s Katy Promoting a Perfume.. The post Katy Perry’s Tits Look Like Celine Dion on the Cover of Vogue Japan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sistine Stallone in a Bikini of the Day

Sistine Stallone is Sylvester Stallone’s daughter who is now a “model” because she’s an LA rich kid, living the Vapid rich kid life, where everyone is a fucking model, especially when they have famous and connected parents, because it’s way cooler socially that being a doctor or scientists Everyone wants to be a fucking Kardashian….which is so fucking insane, there are so many girls in the world and on social media who look hot in a bikini, I am down with looking at them, but they are all the same fucking person…but I hate anyone who aspires to be just another instagram model because they have trust funds and this justifies spending a life playing pretending it’s a career…nothing wrong with that… She’s like 12…so you’re a pervert if you like it..or just a Sylvestor Stallone fan into anything related to to him that’s not gay to jerk off to. The post Sistine Stallone in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mean Lesbian Wants You To “Learn How to Speak English” and Other Videos of the Day

Man VS Bus Scene from Final destination Chick Fight Ends With Ketchup Golfer KIlls Seagull Long Beach Man Hole Cover Explodes Couple With Their “Shark Proof Cages” Fucking With your Drunk Uncle Couple Having Sex in the Restaurant… The post Mean Lesbian Wants You To “Learn How to Speak English” and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carolyn Murphy for Oscar de la Renta of the Day

Carolyn Murphy is a vintage model…she’s 40…which is 100 in model years, but that doesn’t mean she won’t get any work….unless it is for classy and refined brands…like Oscar de la Renta, where they make her look like a lady and royalty…. But I remember her as a Sports Illustrated model….before Sports Illustrated only dealt with instagram models…for the hits, they have ads to deliver… I also remember her in a sex tape…. SCROLL DOWN and sex tape is enough for me to remember any girl from…in fact it’s the only way I want to remember every girl from…so send me your sex tapes… The post Carolyn Murphy for Oscar de la Renta of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day

A day is not a day…unless 12 year old Kylie Jenner shows us that if you’re raised in the proper loveless, self involved, vapid whore household….you’re never too young to show off your tits…hell you don’t even need to have tits to be whored out where she’s from…they start that shit when you’re in the womb and just keep it up…until America stops caring, but America seems to never stop caring…and I guess it’s because there is just so many of them, you can’t avoid them…coming at us from every angle, market, brand..they are everywhere…and so is this cleavage… The post Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan is Broken of the Day

These Lindsay Lohan bathing suit pictures…is all I’ve ever fucking needed… They are everything I’ve ever been looking for… I couldn’t have dreamt of a better way to spend today….or everyday…this is the end all, be all of humanity… Lohan, in a white, lace, thong looking bathing suit, bloated, pregnant, or fat…. There’s just so much going on in this…I can’t even process it…I just stare…and love every second of it.. Lohan is the meaning of life…even when she’s dead on the inside… Lohan is sent from heaven….even though she looks like she’s destined for heaven when her heart stops…not that I believe in that shit… Lohan is connected to my soul…and I hope she’s getting my telepathic messages of love… Because I appreciate this perfection…. I need this perfection… She’s all that matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan is Broken of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Johnny Depp’s Teen Daughter is The Future of the Day

A video posted by Lily-Rose Depp (@lilyrose_depp) on Jul 16, 2015 at 9:01am PDT Lily-Rose is the 12 year old daughter of Johnny Depp, who i guess the fashion industry is eating up because she is Johnny Depp’s daughter, but also because that face is fucking amazing….obviously, without her famous parents, she’d probably be lost in amongst the hoards of idiots of self promoters on instagram, and I guess she wouldn’t have Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ super genes to make a superface….because we know that even if she was barely average looking, fat, hairy with a birth defect, Chanel would still run a campaign with her, so I guess it’s a good thing she’s cute as fuck, because the world doesn’t need more ugly kids of famous people being celebrated….I’m talking to you Lena Dunham.. Either way, she’s 12, lots of time for her to fall apart by the time she’s legal for you to think of sexually… But in the meantime, you can appreciate how amazing this face is… The post Johnny Depp’s Teen Daughter is The Future of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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