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Kendall Jenner’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

I like to celebrate waist to hip ratios…. It is the scientific study of how attractive a girl is….and without the waist to hip ratio…we’re just left in the dark as to whether we are fucking with the right girl…I mean is she at her maximum waist to hip ratio that represents femininity…or am i just some kind of closet case homo with a girl who although her big tits and round ass…don’t have that waistline that defines her as a woman… I don’t like to celebrate anything and everything Kardashian, which I want to make clear I am not doing, I just figure it would take way too much time for me to dig through the internet to find bikini pics, I mean it’s only ever 3 out of 3.5 Instagram pics being posted….but those girls are just sugar babies and aspiring models, and I’d rather showcase someone who is neither those things, but rather someone born into the most abrasive, self promoting, exposed bullshit family that someone should kill off, but we’re not as good at the fight against evil as we were during the Witch Hunts in Salam 250 years ago…we’ve gone soft as a people…and not just because we’re over exposed to porn, making this bikini pic, that 1.5 million people already “Liked” on instagram…making me obsolete….but because we don’t kill off garbage…like we probably should.. THat said, here is what’s influencing your kids..or in my case 18 year old girls I try to date because 18 year old girls are freaks. The post Kendall Jenner’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot of the Day

I knew Vanessa Hudgens mattered the second I got a lawyers letter after posting a nude selfie that they claimed was taken when she was 17, before nude selfies were that common, back when you had to negotiate hard with girls you were in long distance relationships to get before sending to your friends to show off what you fuck, even if she’s got a huge bush…. You know, when they still mattered, when they still counted for something, when they weren’t being done by every celebrity A- Z lister…and girl you know…or even walk by on the street… Every girl has nudes…But not every girl has the confidence to leak nudes with bush….back when bush wasn’t trendy or fashionable… What I am trying to say is that I’ve always believed in her….she’s the magical, ethnically ambiguous, Disney trained, slutty enough angel sent from heaven… And she’s finally looking hot…which I guess is all that matters in this superficial world we live in… So here she is looking hot..which reminds us that despite what Amy Schumer and all the other fat slob comedians, actoors, models, who are talking to fat women, because they are easy to talk to, it’s not like they are out on dates, and they are vulnerable and looking for relatable people in the media, so they talk to them, in order to get richer, are saying… Skinny is a better look… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER LOOKING FIT AND HOT CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jourdan Dunn Bikini Model of the DAy

Black but not that black but still black model Jourdan Dunn…who in case you didn’t know is some trashy UK model who is best friends with Cara Delevingne, because like Taylor Swift, Cara Delevingne is the leader of her circle, friends with everyone in her lesbian, not that hot model ways… I assume this Jourdan chick is a Victoria’s Secret model, this is probably a victoria’s secret shoot, and she’s showing her tits…for a lot of fucking money…because despite what the world wants you to think…we’re not living in a racist divided society, proven in my ability to want to suck her tits… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Jourdan Dunn Bikini Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The ESPYS Happened of the Day

Who cares that the ESPYs happened…sports are for faggots… And I don’t mean faggot as a derogatory word to gay people… I am using it as a derogatory word for closet cases who like watching grown men play with each other…in their spare time…it’s fucking weird… You know the same kind of dude who could call a gay person a faggot…meanwhile motherfucker has wet dreams about being in the locker room with his favorite team after the big win… That said, ESPYs, an award created by ESPN, a media company paid for by advertisers…seems like a really legit award ceremony…that really means something…like the Maxim Top 100 but for sports…fuck this noise… Here are some sluts who were there, because either they fuck athletes and get herpes like Hannah Davis, are athletes who fuck Athletes until their vaginas explode like Hope Solo, or their dad’s now a woman like Kendall…and Tina Turner…. The post The ESPYS Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Culpo in Treats of the Day

She was Miss USA, and Nick Jonas’ girlfriend…and I guess now naked in a magaizne…that is a magazine, but really only for the sake of luring in hot girls in LA to shoot naked, because it makes it seem more legit, when really the objective is to just get them naked for shoots, like most of these instagram photographers are doing with these instagram models, it’s a good excuse to get girls naked…and to see girls you’d otherwise not see naked…only for TREATS!, it’s recruiting for sugar babies and sugar daddies….making it seem much more high end… It’s like not your bootleg hipster nude shoot, this shit is in Mansions while rich dudes finance it and watch… The post Olivia Culpo in Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini of the Day

Zoe Kravitz is the worst. She’s just some Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, because the media wrote about how cool her style was, cuz the media loves rich kids of rockstars and light skinned bitches from the Cosby Show you may have masturabted to, like you were Bill Cosby with less Qualudes… Lisa Bonet was the most accessible character on the show for white America to accept in that black doctor who wasn’t just called the doctor cuz he was a drug dealer…I mean not in his show…but maybe in his real life…if you consider getting girls high drug dealing…before you fuck them… and lawyer wife who wasn’t just representing herself in court in their fantasy household…not that you remember the Cosby Show. That was 30 years ago. This is her period that never was…. The reason I kinda hate Zoe Kravitz is that when she peaked during her HARD NIPPLE PHOTOSHOOTS she blocked me on twitter and that’s just rude, a personality trait typical of cunty rich kids who have people everywhere stroking their ego cuz of who their parents are, and they hate an interent troll, when all I know is how to be an internet troll.. Here’s her 50%-ish black ass in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini of the Day

Zoe Kravitz is the worst. She’s just some Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, because the media wrote about how cool her style was, cuz the media loves rich kids of rockstars and light skinned bitches from the Cosby Show you may have masturabted to, like you were Bill Cosby with less Qualudes… Lisa Bonet was the most accessible character on the show for white America to accept in that black doctor who wasn’t just called the doctor cuz he was a drug dealer…I mean not in his show…but maybe in his real life…if you consider getting girls high drug dealing…before you fuck them… and lawyer wife who wasn’t just representing herself in court in their fantasy household…not that you remember the Cosby Show. That was 30 years ago. This is her period that never was…. The reason I kinda hate Zoe Kravitz is that when she peaked during her HARD NIPPLE PHOTOSHOOTS she blocked me on twitter and that’s just rude, a personality trait typical of cunty rich kids who have people everywhere stroking their ego cuz of who their parents are, and they hate an interent troll, when all I know is how to be an internet troll.. Here’s her 50%-ish black ass in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day

I don’t know much….but I know I love Australia…and that may be all I need to know… Sure, I’ve never been to Australia, but the girls I see on the internet from Australia are from another fucking planet, I guess one we call Australia… I mean maybe I’m not getting an honest rendition of the motherfucker, because the trolls that should stay in their kangaroo pouches aren’t hustling their social media with hot fucking pics, you know I get a taste of a small fraction of Australians…but not the kind of taste I want…you know of their assholes…from direct tongue to asshole contact…or tongue to dirty panties they leave in a hotel room on an LA visit to get famous…I’m not picky..when it comes to licking the asshole of perfection.. I don’t know Jody the photographer…or the model…and I’m too lazy to google, but I do know amazing when I see it…and this is amazing… The post Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale is Slutty for Some Photoshoot of the DAy

Ashley Tisdale is a girl I’ve slandered for a long time and I really had no reason for it…I guess I just feel the need to slander girls who are over-celebrated, when I don’t think they deserve to be celebrated…..like when I looked at her face years ago and saw her win a Teen Choice award or an MTV award….or maybe it was an Oscar for her great acting…and for being “the hottest girl of the year”…and I just said “attack these media lies”….you see I don’t go after big pharma, or corporations, or even Facebook for distracting and dividing us so that we don’t make progress in the world, or have the government admit to Aliens..I go after actors who I don’t find hot…but who win awards for being hot…because that’s a nobel fight worth fighting…right? Well, it turns out that making fun of her was just a shitty, boring angle, when I should just stare at her little tits…because who cares about a bad face if the girl isn’t fat…Words of wisdom to live by… All this to say…this is the kind of work I think all girls should partake in… The post Ashley Tisdale is Slutty for Some Photoshoot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicky Hilton Wedding Upskirt of the Day

Apparently Nicky Hilton got married this past weekend, I can assume no one cared, there was no real buzz around it, because she’s always been the quiet, less interesting sister in the shadow of her evil sister Paris, but I guess that doesn’t mean she couldn’t take a lesson from her sister, in one last attempt to make some noise and say “Hey Look At Me”…since she know the wedding alone wasn’t good enough….so she flashed her panties in typical Hilton fashion…only I guess in Paris’ case,her panties are more toxic and sometimes made of labia….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicky Hilton Wedding Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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