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Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16….shit She’s 6 foot tall, 32, and I guess still trying to prove that not all 6 foot tall Brazilians have penises…it’s her life work… There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…even if it seems to have been a lifetime ago… But she doesn’t seem to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….because it requires very little talent, anyone can do it, just check out instagram, it’s easy…and one of the worlds best scams before instagram overthrew it… Now all we need to do is prove that acting is a scam, and my work here will be done…and what better way to wait for that to happen than to look at old, tall model tits with nipples for a magazine…like it was 14 years ago… The post Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Wet Selfie of the Day

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Jessica Alba wore what looks like a sheer when wet bikini top for her instagram…because Jessica Alba still wants you to think she matters, is still hot, because her start-up, that is really no longer a start-up, rely on her being the trophy wife and mother to sell their product, but more importantly, you know when she steps down with all her money when they sell to some big corporation she pretends to be fighting in her organic war on chemicals in products, and she has all the money in the world, her ego is going to force her to go back to acting, this time on a quest to get that Academy Award, because financially she won’t need to rely on that career, and can go back to the original art of acting she fell in love with while studying it at the conservatory…and by conservatory I mean doing the shitty fucking movies that don’t matter… ALl this to say, she’ll be naked in those movies, we just have to wait it out another 4 years. The post Jessica Alba’s Wet Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is one of the last few American made models, who is an actual model and not an instagram model…and if you’re wondering how I know this…it is because she’s been around since before instagram…and she’s worked for huge brands in fashion…and huge brands in shitty, sweatshop made lingerie, that appear in every mall across america for fat women to buy in hopes of looking a fraction as good as the hired models who have been thrown down all our throats…like the cake our fat asses clearly love eating…with the illusion that the bra will save the day….when really…an eating disorder is a better option….fatty. That said, she’s more than just one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, tainted, vaginas he probably never fucked because he’s gay and was just doing it for image…she’s also tits in a Fashion magazine…and I think that’s great…. She’s a good Jewish girl…making her family, her rabbi, the Jewish men not married to 6 foot tall Jewish models, and me proud…even if her tits are a 5/10 compared to other Jewish tits I’ve masturbated to…because I have a Jewish girl fetish…because Jewish girls laugh at my jokes..and are the only answer my text messages…asthe non-Jewish girls are too uptight for that… The post Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian New Sex Tape of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s so hard to confirm or deny the rumors that Kim Kardashian has a sex tape that was filmed with or during her first marriage, that I think was to a white dude, before the show ever happened….but I don’t really see why anyone would care about Kim Kardashian getting fucked a decade ago a second time…It’s like we’ve seen this one trick wonder and what fucking on camera has done for her…and we have seen that she has no fucking soul and would release something like this, because why not, she likes people jerking off to her fuck, it feels good now that she has everything else in the world… She’s a pile of shit of a person, and even if the above screenshot is her, and it could be…but it could also be 90 percent of girls on Instagram with their face injections who look like Kim Kardashian…when all the world needs to see is her sex tape to be more of a murder suicide tape…get rid of her.. Here are the rest of her pics for “System Magazine”…with nipples…because anything for attention. The post Kim Kardashian New Sex Tape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian New Sex Tape of the Day

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It’s so hard to confirm or deny the rumors that Kim Kardashian has a sex tape that was filmed with or during her first marriage, that I think was to a white dude, before the show ever happened….but I don’t really see why anyone would care about Kim Kardashian getting fucked a decade ago a second time…It’s like we’ve seen this one trick wonder and what fucking on camera has done for her…and we have seen that she has no fucking soul and would release something like this, because why not, she likes people jerking off to her fuck, it feels good now that she has everything else in the world… She’s a pile of shit of a person, and even if the above screenshot is her, and it could be…but it could also be 90 percent of girls on Instagram with their face injections who look like Kim Kardashian…when all the world needs to see is her sex tape to be more of a murder suicide tape…get rid of her.. Here are the rest of her pics for “System Magazine”…with nipples…because anything for attention. The post Kim Kardashian New Sex Tape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day

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We all know that Lindsay Lohan looks like shit and that the only market that cares about her is the Arab Market, which I guess she’s converting to, because oil money can finance her life, and arab money love celebrity hookers, and Paris Hilton, to shit on in their palaces in Dubai, at least that’s what an instagram model who was flown to Dubai a few times told me when I asked if the rumors were true… Girls with no self respect and a love for fancy things fit in perfectly in places where men pay them to do dity fucking things….not to say all Arab dudes shit on girls, just to say if you’re bankrolling Lohan, or interested in having her around, you might as well shit on her….just because you can….she’s Lindsay Lohan, ex Hollywood star who did 5 or less movies…who people only care about for the novelty… She’s done, expired, over…and as much as I want to believe she has a comeback tour in her, you know an Oscar win,she’s too fucking crazy to pull it off. Fuck Lohan, she’s the worst and her tits, the one thing I believed in in this cold dark world are done, look like shit, and I guess a reminder that all good things come to an end… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day

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We all know that Lindsay Lohan looks like shit and that the only market that cares about her is the Arab Market, which I guess she’s converting to, because oil money can finance her life, and arab money love celebrity hookers, and Paris Hilton, to shit on in their palaces in Dubai, at least that’s what an instagram model who was flown to Dubai a few times told me when I asked if the rumors were true… Girls with no self respect and a love for fancy things fit in perfectly in places where men pay them to do dity fucking things….not to say all Arab dudes shit on girls, just to say if you’re bankrolling Lohan, or interested in having her around, you might as well shit on her….just because you can….she’s Lindsay Lohan, ex Hollywood star who did 5 or less movies…who people only care about for the novelty… She’s done, expired, over…and as much as I want to believe she has a comeback tour in her, you know an Oscar win,she’s too fucking crazy to pull it off. Fuck Lohan, she’s the worst and her tits, the one thing I believed in in this cold dark world are done, look like shit, and I guess a reminder that all good things come to an end… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is the troll being used as a diversion from Taylor Swift’s camel toe? of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

THe question is…. Does Taylor Swift collect people she has respect for. You know she wants to surround herself by people she is impressed by or who she finds interesting….or does Taylor Swift collect people so that from a marketing perspective she looks important….like the person to be friends with….or does Taylor Swift collect people because she didn’t have friends going out and now she can have any friends she wants….and the exciting thing about these friends is that she can manupulate them like real life barbies… Or…does Taylor Swift want to be a model, and likes showing off her legs against the legs of all these Victoria’s Secret models… Or are these people just latching onto Taylor Swift because she’s famous and increases their profile? She’s the focal point / centre of attention amongst people that the media talk about…making her more important….she’s got the #squad everyone wants to be part of, and she’s the most powerful act right now…so this is all marketing…if she wanted to be a model, she could be….she just wants to be the most relevant, talked about person…who gets more money than any model ever gets to endorse product.. I don’t have the answers, I just know Lena Dunham, or trying to understand what species Lena Dunham is, distracts me from Taylor Swift’s cameltoe…it must be intentional… The post Is the troll being used as a diversion from Taylor Swift’s camel toe? of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day

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I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey.. But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic… The post Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Valeria Moreno Naked for Valentina Perez of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know Valeria Moreno , but she’s just a Miami Colombian babe who gets naked for her friend Valentina Perez …who takes pics of her and shares them with all of you…because this is what hot girls everywhere should be doing…getting naked…and letting me stare at the pics as long as I want without it getting weird because I am alone on my computer right now… I like girls of all shapes, sizes, ethnicities, and as long as they have vaginas, they don’t even need to be shaved vaginas…I will stare.. Either way, fun shoot by fun people…that didn’t invite me to watch because they think I’m weird…because I am… The post Valeria Moreno Naked for Valentina Perez of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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