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RIP MOTHERFUCKER the CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER EDITION Of the Day

I wonder how many times I said “I hope that fucking asshole from Ed Hardy Dies, so that these loud, trashy, mid 2000s clothes that made him a millionaire a few times over, dressing cheesy coke head women beating assholes in bottle service or the gym dancing to Tiesto…who don’t know they are faggots, because if they did, they would have better taste”….back when Ed Hardy was a thing… Well he died of cancer, which is less fun and glamorous than a drug overdose in bottle service with his cheesy bros who made his shirts famous… He was 57 years old and worth over 250 million dollars…because he figured out how to make and market garbage people would eat up…probably from working as a designer for other brands…and realized how he could make a ton of fucking money doing it…so he did… He created a fucking style, trend and paved the way for assholes everywhere to look in the mirror before going out, flexing and really thinking they looked goood.. All this to say…Ed Hardy will never die…it will forever live in a dark place in my heart…and Christian Audigier had the last laugh becaue you know as well as I know that he probably hated the shirts as much as we did…he just loved every dollar they made him….he turend shit into gold… RIP Motherfucker Ed Hardy will never die…Here he is tanned with a model…because #goals… Ed Hardy will never die…Here’s Ashley Tisdale’s ass in 2008 wearing her Ed Hardy because she was paid to, or maybe because she thought it was cool and has no taste because she’s a robot.. The post RIP MOTHERFUCKER the CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER EDITION Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Juergen Teller’s Picture of Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day

Juergen Teller is one of the best photographers in the world. Definitely in the top 20 and I guess it only makes sense that he’d be hired to shoot the Kim Kardashian idiots for some magazine called “System”…that is supposed to be a racy as fuck shoot, but that I guess is only this picture for now, which as far as I’m concerned is racy as fuck, because this big is disgusting and this is teetering on obscene…. The post Juergen Teller’s Picture of Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian Licking Kendall Jenner of the Day

It is debatable whether Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner are the same species. She’s teh ALF of the family, you know the one who they pretend the mom shat out, when really they found her in a field out back in a broken spaceship they decided to raise her as their own and morph her into as close to a human as they can…because they themselves aren’t human…making this licking her sister in the gym not quite incest fetish…but just weirdness…you know kind of like a Duggar situation where fingers went inside the hole when changing baby Kendall diapers because big Khloe didn’t know better, but the older instagram friendly version… I guess…they are all just BFFs…as they bullshit America….with their web of lies..including but not limited to Scott Disick cheating on Kourtney with a girl named Chloe who they are slaughtering, even though Scott parties without Kourtney always, and is only with her for the business, but the public can’t help but believe this lie…I guess because they are both dumb, and choose to ignore reality while living in the Kardashian’s scripted truman show reality… Look at these comments… Now look at big Khloe’s ass: The post Khloe Kardashian Licking Kendall Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo Not Bailing Out Puerto Rico of the Day

Puerto Rico is trying to get bankruptcy protection…They are something like $200 billion dollars in debt and I figure if J.Lo is as Puerto Rican as she claims to be in her marketing campaign around her fat ass, she’ll do something about it… You see, we know she’s born in the USA and struggles with spanish when she tries to speak it, and we know her hood rat hispanic twang, is just a bullshit angle to get the hispanic listener to buy her shit…and we know it worked… They still encourage her to get naked, half naked, at 50 and a mom..because hisanics do this into their 80s…it’s a cultural thing …that J.Lo is so far removed from, unless in interviews to get more album sales and lock in that loyal crowd… Well, at least she’s not helping Puerto Rico…in tight pants showing off that fat video vixen caliber ass…because it’s better than her not helping Puerto Rico naked….you see the pants squeeze her into place… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo Not Bailing Out Puerto Rico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Gets Restrained by Abusive Boyfriend at Disneyland of the Day

Ashley Benson was at Disney with her crew… I thought Disney was the happiest place on Earth? Not the place to abuse your wife, girlfriend or kids…Disney like to save that for their executives on Casting day…you know “cast the girl with the sluttiest mom”…hustle… I mean that or…maybe…white trash husbands were forced into debt for the shitty trip, for the shitty rides, to listen to their shitty wife and kids whine all shitty day, as they spend their money on Micky Mouse bullshit.. But it looks like Ashley BEnson’s boyfriend is getting physical with her, you know “bitch, you’re too famous on instagram for my awkward looking cock, I saw how you were eying that dude who is dressed like Peter Pan, you know I’m the only faggot in your life, now let me fuck up the ass to show you I’m an alpha”… Unless this is just new wave, tinder caliber, romance…where girls tell me how they want to be choked, spat on, and beat up to cum..making it a glimpse into Benson’s actual happy place. Ultimately.. Who fucking cares…not her friends, they’re too busy checking their instagram… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Gets Restrained by Abusive Boyfriend at Disneyland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and Friends in the Calvin Klein Campaign Video of the Day

Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls, Isabeli Fontana + Edita Vilkeviciute are in the new throwback thursday campaign for Calvin Klein that we posted yesterday, and by we, I mean me…I wouldn’t ever drag another motherfucker into the hell I call blogging… Well, there’s a video…that will remind you of the 90s, because that’s what they want, it made Calvin Klein a lot of fucking money now that a New Generation are wearing his name above their beat up, over-sexed young, lazy, hooker cunts… The post Kendall Jenner and Friends in the Calvin Klein Campaign Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mia Isabella is the Shemale Porn Chick Tyga Sends His Dick Pics to of the Day

Caitlyn Jenner best watch out…you know I’ve heard of guys having sex dreams about their mother in laws, but I guess this motherfucker’s decided to live in out with the young, black and hot porn version of Caitlyn Jenner, some shemale named Mia Isabella…who I guess works with Tyga, or works Tyga, until feeling it is time to expose Tyga for being the kid of guy who fucks trannies…which as it turns out…is a lot of dudes… Seriously… My first job in porn was in 2002, and even then the best selling titles, which at the time were DVDs, were tranny porn…Because I guess dudes love dick, as long as they have tits and look and act like a girl…I don’t know..the whole thing seems pretty gay to me, but I guess Kylie is just the vagina version of this clown, freak, werido… A video posted by Michelle Levelle (@themiaisabella) on Jun 24, 2015 at 2:10pm PDT If you want to see the dick Tyga fucks underage girls with, when not fucking trans girls who look like the underage girl he fucks CLICK HERE

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Mother and Daughter Jumped in Popeyes and Other Videos of the Day

FSU QUarterback Punches a CHick Car VS Runaway Tire Dude Threatens to Kill batman in Toronto Cop’s 1 Punch Knockout Wendy’s Attack in Ohio 40 Black People Stomp Out 1 White Person…Because the Media is Making Us Racist…to Divide and Conquer… Asian Restaurant Kitchen Not Naked Enough PETA Protestors.. Girl Kicks an Old Man in the HEad Sheep Acting Crazy Traffic Cop Fail… The Weirdest Drug Deal Ever… Jared From Subway – Hard at Work….because he just got raided for Kiddie Porn Production…and if you’re at the point of being investigated for Kiddie Porn Producing, you are the worst pile of shit, scum of the earth, who deserves to be taken out back and raped by a sharp object before having their genitals mutilated….I never trusted an asshole who lost weight eating shitty sandwiches, before whoring his story to the sandwich company, only to whore underage kids, because he’s a fucking fat fucking creep…fuck this guy… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Mother and Daughter Jumped in Popeyes and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ruby Rose or Justine Bieber “Frees The Usher Hole” of the Day

So yesterday – I asked what the greatest contribution Canada has made to the world…My facebook crew unanimously decided that Justin Bieber in Yoga Pants being Mounted by Chad Nickelback as Avril Lavingne watched pouring maple syrup on your clit….was the winner… Then Today…he posted a picture of his ass that I assume Usher has “Jared from Subway-ed”…but that is just how the entertainment industry works… It is interesting the Instagram allows this, but doesn’t allow nipples, or girls in thongs, because thongs are porn…fuck Instagram..and fuck Bieber…like you were Usher… Unless this is Ruby Rose… A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jul 6, 2015 at 10:52pm PDT The post Ruby Rose or Justine Bieber “Frees The Usher Hole” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paz Vega in Some Mexican Magazine of the DAy

Spanish 40 year old Paz Vega…who you know as…fuck I don’t even know what she’s been in, what she’s done, other than her husband…and probably a bunch of other dudes, as Spanish women make for great lovers…they are all passionate and shit…and making 3 babies, as Jesus wanted, because they are very Catholic, is pretty standard shit…but I can’t place one American movie she’s been in, but for some reason I know her fucking name, and I’m looking at pics from a photoshoot of her in her underwear…and I don’t think any of this is that exciting, but I assume Spanish people do, and I like to make everyone happy, by mocking the whores of their culture who have gone to LA to be famous, all via their vaginas… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Paz Vega in Some Mexican Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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