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Anna Ewers for Industrie Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you have the nerve, the audacity, the gall, the ignorance, to think that I would ever stray from my one Anna Ewers rhymes with Sewers, which is convenient cuz she’s germans and germans love being shit on, at least according to their pornos and Nazi reputation…. You’d be giving me too much credit. I’m a one trick pony motherfuckers…and I’m not even good at that trick. A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jun 4, 2015 at 9:14am PDT Here she is in her panties for some bullshit… The post Anna Ewers for Industrie Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period… I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters… The post Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period… I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters… The post Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Horse Back Rider and Other Videos of the Day

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Terrifying Video of a 16 Year Old Getting Stabbed by a Homeless dude in Target Fight on the Subway Drunk Guy VS Drone Card Trick of the Day…. Drunk Pants Fire Cop Shoots Robber Father Shoots Armed Robber… 1989 High School Year Book Video… Baby Coon and Deer are BFFs Pigeon – Leaves Egg – in Frying Pan – Seems Fake…. The post Horse Back Rider and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus in the Pool of the Day

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The exciting thing about pictures of girls underwater when not shot with the right camera is how distorted and stretched out their bodies are…reminiscent of something we used to call scramble porn…back before digital TV and the internet…where cable companies would block out the peope who didn’t buy porn with a scrambled picture…but audio feed that would lead people like me into the dark world of pornography…with one stretched out blue tit in the top left of the scream set to the sountrack of fake porn orgasms.. Well this is the pool picture of that…Miley in a bikini..but where’s her nipple and where’s her vagina…or is this about her face…or is this more erotic for people with a drowning fetish thanks to that one time at camp….where they came holding their breath while skinny dipping with their camp councillors…or some shit… All this to say, who fucking cares…I’m not posting this cuz I care…seriously…I’m trying to do other things here but I’m stuck in a trap I call DrunkenStepfather…not to mention, I’ve seen this vapid Miley cunt naked before..why would some selfie in the pool be something I find exciting….stop judging me. The post Miley Cyrus in the Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amazing Kendall for Cameron Hammond of the Day

Posted on June 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think this girl is named Kendall Schuler ….and unlike Kendall Kardashian, who is the only other Kendall I know and feel I should reference her to, because that’s the kind of low level commentary I do, I find the easiest think to talk about,, like the fact that she’s an aspiring model, who gets naked in her craft, because everyone gets naked and that is standard practice for these models, and really every girl I’ve communicated on TINDER, making the world more fun because we get to see everyone naked, but more repetitive and boring because it takes no effort… These are not her nude modeling pics, but rather some campaign for a dude name CAMERON HAMMOND that is arguably one of the better catalog pics I’ve seen…because I hate catalog pics…but I don’t hate this.. The post Amazing Kendall for Cameron Hammond of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristin Chenoweth Getting Fondled by ALan Cumming of the Day

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The amazing thing about Kristin Chenoweth, an aging Broadway Star who has been in movies and on Glee…is not that shes getting felt up by a gay theatre actor, but rather that in 2001, she sold a show based on her life as a NYC receptionist with dreams of being famous…and the show actually happened and had 13 episodes before being cancelled in a “who the fuck did she fuck for that”….I mean 2001 NBC was far different than NBC now…if you had a clever idea and produced it yourself…you could get a TV show…look at Broad City…but if Broad City went in with a script in 2001…their ugly asses would have been kicked out of the office…if they even got into the office…leading me to wonder…what went right for this one…I think it starts in her mouth and ends in her ass…if you know what I mean… YEs…I just analyzed Kristin Chenoweth …who I don’t even know….based on her wikipedia page…because I didn’t watch Glee…because I have a penis…just like Lea Michele. The post Kristin Chenoweth Getting Fondled by ALan Cumming of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Teresa Pamler Does Naked Yoga of the Day

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Teresa Palmer is a not very famous actress. In fact, I think people only really found out about her a couple of weeks ago when she posted a breast feeding image to facebook to show her support for the free the nipple, it’s ok to expose your nipple, it means you are not oppressed by a patriarchal system that allow men to decide what is appropriate or not, while most men I know love exposed nipples and the only people I’ve ever heard complain about a public breast feeder was a woman…as the men around looked on in awe… Well apparently, she’s also into free the ass, when doing yoga, it’s the outfit needed to get pregnant in the first place so that you have a slutty political agenda that dudes can jerk off to… So Teresa Palmer, although a new mom with a battered vagina, is lovely to me…and I’m sure that’s exactly what she’s going for! She was also in a bikini… TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Teresa Pamler Does Naked Yoga of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Nipple Outtakes of the DAy

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These are probably the hottest pictures that Candice Swanepoel has ever been a part of…shot by Elle Macpherson’s ex husband who has been creating smutty fashion porn with bikini models for decades…making it far more interesting that the shit instagram models are putting out there because she’s a real model, but she’s hardly that interesting…since this is the most interesting thing she’s done…what I am saying is I want more scandal, but I’ll take wet t-shirts. The post Candice Swanepoel Nipple Outtakes of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Tisdale was a high school musical Disney girl…who I guess is tired of being ignored…or back burnered since the show ended…she’s in the paparazzi daily now, posting bikini selfies and doing editorial shoots for magazines… I assume she’s got something new to promote, whether it is a TV show, or a a movie she is starring in or producing…because when someone starts making noise before the general public forget who they are…you know they’re up to something… I prefer when they are too far gone and their noise making to be remembered or reinstated involves more sex videos and nudes… She’s always been the ugly face with a good enough body…lying about her age to play a younger character…you know the High School musical girl who didn’t get naked like the other High School Musical girl…but now she’s starting to show signs of making the right moves with bikini tops…so encourage her…since all girls naked are a good thing..even when they are a bad thing… The post Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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