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Alexandra Daddario in Modern Luxury of the Day

People fucking love Alexandra Daddario. She’s currently in San Andreas, a blockbuster movie about the end of the world…or some natural disaster I think the world needs because humanity needs a reset, partially based on the fact that movies like San Andreas exists, but also based on the face that we’re all fucking doomed…and the way our society is built is twisted and not human at all.. She’s been at this acting thing for a long time, but is probably best known for her huge tits on True Detective…and has since lined up 3-4 movies because if you go viral for tits on a popular show…producers will take a risk on you for their projects…and I am sure people, including her boyfriend, are pretty happy about that. The post Alexandra Daddario in Modern Luxury of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratjkowski and Others at the Entourage Premiere of the Day

Emily Ratjkowski was a the Entourage premiere, because she’s in the Entourage movie, pretty used properly by the Entourage producers on their cash grab to get the most that they can out of Entourage and 45 year old lame hollywood dudes on the escapades that people seem to enjoy, because they cast her as HERSELF…. As you know, all great actresses are cast as THEMSELVES…after sleeping with the production team and cast…. Fingers crossed that this is one of Emily Ratajkowski’s final appearances in film, because everyone knows, she’s just a set of tits… She’s not as hot as her tits, she’s not as talented or smart as an Alba, which isn’t saying much, I have a hard time seeing much of a future for her…but at least rich people will always be there to pay her for her time… Samantha Hoopes also there…stealing the show… Nina Agdal also there…because it was a Sports Illustrated reunion movie… Haley Joel Osment the Bruce Jenner No One Cared was a Bruce Jenner was also there… The post Emily Ratjkowski and Others at the Entourage Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joy Corrigan on the Hustle of the Day

Joy Corrigan is a bootleg aspiring model from Florida…who is friends with Charlotte McKinney, because big titty girls from the same state must stick together on their grind to the top, literally, if you know the actual definition of grind, which is riding dudes’ laps until they give you work… That said, she’s been navigating ways to stand out from the crowd and has ended up doing what I call a hipster shoot, not that she’s really a hipster, but more what looks like a bottle service girl at a club, which I guess is a hipster thing now that hipster is mainstream… All this to say, I appreciate her new strategy, I think the visuals speak for themselves and she looks amazing…far better than the busted face friend of hers who actually got on TV… So whatever is going on here…I think will help her get herself to the fucking top…ideally on top of me…while looking in my eyes as I sing her love songs..but I’m not lucky enough for that. The post Joy Corrigan on the Hustle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Goes Racy with Josephine Skriver of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the test tube baby with a gay father and lesbian mother who was created in a lab thanks to her dad being a Biologist…which in case you didn’t know is probably one of the key players needed in cloning…meaning, there is no real proof as to whether or not she’s actually 100 percent human, or if she’s got other DNA up in her, or if her parents are actually her parents…or if the whole project is funded by Victoria’s Secret, seeing as they are a billion dollar company and investing in a lab that creates babes would be cost effective….I guess we will never know… But what we do know, at least based on these Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, is that they’ve stepped up their game. After years of the same dull thing, they’ve gone a little modern and edgier, and whether they are breeding babes in farms across America or not, they are at least using them better than they have historically, and for that they should be celebrated…by masturbating to Josephine Skriver…because she’s amazing…on all kinds of scientific levels… The post Victoria’s Secret Goes Racy with Josephine Skriver of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland in her Trailer of the Day

Here’s a nice black and white picture of Sarah Hyland not looking like the creepy hormone deficient creature her stage parents created up on some Gary Coleman, never get old, kick…the big producers like that because they can keep a series alive for as long as it is needed…she’s also not looking like the kind of girl who would get a restraining order on a dude she made crazy enough to beat her…possibly because of her high maintenance celebrity attitude…or maybe becuase she’s out there taking seductive pics for her fans…and no dude wants the love of his life…who he is leveraging to make himself famous…doing any of that…so you gotta beat some sense into her… All this to say, I’ve said way too much about a picture of Sarah Hyland. The post Sarah Hyland in her Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sistine Stallone’s Instgram of the Day

Her name is Sistine Stallone. She is Sylvestor Stallone’s daughter who he probably neglected as he was being famous, probably fucking all kind of models, not limited to Brigitte Nielsen, who is the original Bruce Jenner…chick with a dick, at least in broad shoulders… Her name is SISTINE STALLONE aand she’s luckily not the child of Brigitte Nielsen, thanks to Britgitte Nielsen having a penis..because Brigitte Nielsen is terrifying…but rather Jennifer Flavin, who is still married to Stallone… Well, like all girls on instagram and social media, especially celebrity and rich person kids, she wants to be a model like her momma… It’s like why bother using the unlimited resources the family has to do somehting good in the world, but rather go pose for photographers and brands who like leveraging the family name to sell product… It’s a trend that has probably always been a trend…based on Melanie Griffith..and I guess we shouldn’t expect anything less vapid from these people… She’s 16…and look out for her…she’s working on being the next Jenner and Hadid…#GOALS. Her instagram is not nearly slutty enough..I am sure she’ll work on that… Here’s her dad’s creepy instagrams: The post Sistine Stallone’s Instgram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hadid Sisters are the Sister Fetish of the Day

Anyone who has dated a girl who has a sister, and possibly some of you who have sisters, will know that sister fetishes are a totally normal thing… This can include wanting to see sisters go at each other…like a couple of lesbians showing off the moves their dad taught them to entertain his bowling team buddies…you know just masturbating together for attention because girls love attention… It can also include wanting to fuck the sister of the girl you’re fucking, even if she’s not as hot, not that you ever end up with the hot sister, loser…because fucking girls from the same family…seems bad… Making these Hadid Sisters…milking the attention they are getting…touching each other…like their media / fame whore / money grubbing Los Angeles based family taught them….and I find it hot…because 2 are better than 1…. The post Hadid Sisters are the Sister Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoopes Eats a Burger of the Day

I hear she’s a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, but I guess who isn’t a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, I mean go up to any girl with 25,000 in your back pocket, not that you have 25,000 dollars, and offer it to her to suck your dick, ride your face, and even fuck you…provided you’ve got more 25,000 dollars to spend on sex with models, and I will assure you that no matter how disgusting you are…90 percent of girls will say yes.. So here’s Samantha Hoopes, a Sports Illustrated model, which in case you didn’t realize, means she’s pretty low level and probably not making much money since Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, it just gives these girls the stamp they need to get athlete or rich dude boyfriends.. And she’s eating a burger like a plus sized model…without being plus sized…because rich people don’t like fat people..being fat would get in the way of business.. The post Samantha Hoopes Eats a Burger of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift With Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt of the Day

Taylor Swift attaches herself to models. I don’t really know why, I am assuming it is because she wants to be a model, or is technically a model, or she wants you to see that she’s taller and skinnier than models, or maybe the models adopt her because they want the press of being Taylor Swift’s best friends….and ultimately who gives a fuck… I’m more interested in the Taylor Swift Cameltoe, because I fucking love cameltoe, especially when I know it is caused by a slutty vagina being slutty and having a mind of it’s own… The idea of these girls having pillow fights, just isn’t graphic enough for me to want to jerk off to, I just find it weird…. The post Taylor Swift With Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk for Telegraph Magazine of the Day

I was told that Irina Shayk had a ton of plastic surgery, but a friend sent me her vintage pics, where we can see that she just looks like a Russian.. all Russians brides look like this with their big lips and loveliness…the theory is that communism killed off the uglies… Her plastic surgery, is irrelevant, even with it, she was one of the hottest girls in the model who is less a model and more a hooker game…but I guess in ways she luckily escaped sex work, to perform a different kind of sex not on webcam but with rich and famous dudes….one who was gay and the other who is Brad Cooper… All this leads to her getting in magazines like Telegraph magazine…like she matters more than most sex workers matter…and when looking at her, I understand why…. The post Irina Shayk for Telegraph Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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