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Elisabeth Harnois Ass Crack of the Day

Posted on May 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elisabeth Harnois is some CSI star and if I was some kind of low level editor at some mainstream publication – i would make a CSI related pun for the morons who read that shit…but instead I’ll stay within my wheelhouse of being a low level editor of what I guess is considered a blog, not quite a publication but not quite a Facebook page, and focus on how sloppy her ass is…not because I hate sloppy asses, I’ll jack my face up into any ass, while jacking myself off to any ass, only to realize that it’s not enough to turn my desensitized and possibly impotent thanks to diabetes dick…leading to me asking her to either start peeing, farting, or inserting random objects in herself to really appreciate the experience… I’m sure this looks better in clothes. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elisabeth Harnois Ass Crack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Morvant for Cameron Davis and Purple of the Day

Posted on May 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this MARIAH MORVANT model is… But I know what she is doing, and that is being an active participant in this fashion and modeling world….that involves less clothing and more nudity to get noticed or to be taken seriously… There are never too many girls willing to get topless or naked for any reason, because in all my years of doing this….and in all my years of being a pervert…there was a time when you had to date a girl for a month before seeing tits…but now…they are just fucking everywhere…quick to digest…and often times…they are amazing…making it pretty hard to commit to one set of tits..there’s just too many out there to ignore me and ruin my life…to settle with just one….. The post Mariah Morvant for Cameron Davis and Purple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr for W Korea of the DAy

Posted on May 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr still exists…so there is life after the organized crime ring of Victoria’s Secret…but more importantly, there is life after cheating on your probably gay husband Orlando Bloom, with Justin Bieber, in some pervert Australian sexual deviant with too much money, who likes to party hard because that’s what Australians do, whether they are models or not…and that life consists of the Asian market, but also billionaires who “date her”…and by “date her”…I mean have her on Payroll because all billionaires want Victoria’s Secret models to add to their collection of pussy they have been up inside…you know like a conversation piece for their weirdo rich person self involved conversations…. The post Miranda Kerr for W Korea of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on May 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenenr is a lovely creature, and I am all about her outfit… Her only downfall, is actually a huge downfall, and despite being lovely and in a great outfit, she needs to be taken out back and shot, thanks the family that she was dropped into and that she hasn’t disowned, because they are currently using her to stay on the map, to stay relevant and to keep the interest of the general public….using her skinny, fit, tight, model-like body.. The fact is that her genetics come from a horrible place, she shares DNA with horrible people, she represents a horrible time in pop culture, celebrity and Los Angeles…..not to mention she was also raised by these vapid cunts, and associates with those vapid cunts, and thus is a vapid cunt… But that doesn’t mean you don’t want to fill that emptyness…because when it is in picture..it’s good…. The post Kendall Jenner’s Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Today in Miley Armpit Hair of the Day

Posted on May 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering, Miley Cyrus, is still gender bending because that’s the nature of the youth today, that’s what the kids are into, you know all serious about gay, queer, bi, tran…defining what makes a woman, what makes a man, intensity that is a waste of time to focus on, all presented in a life that looks like it is Tumblr, filled with bright, colorful weirdness comedy…that isn’t all that weird…but rather strategic… I assume she is not authentically into any cause, or using her celebrity to promote for the sake of change, but rather using that as a platform to maintain her celebrity… So here’s her armpit hair that we can assume was an initiative by her team…and here’s her shout out to Disney…because Disney created her…and probably still own her…that’s how corporations like Disney work.. The post Today in Miley Armpit Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brooke Burke Bike Ride of the DAy

Posted on May 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite thing about girls riding bikes on a hot summer day, whether they are 300 year old moms of 20, who in the 90s traveled the world going to all kinds of stupid, cheesy, spring break type parties, only to do Playboy and end up winning dancing with the stars…. Is sniffing the seat when they lock up to go into the store… My least favorite thing about girls riding bikes on a hot summer day…is getting caught sniffing their seats when they go into the store… To see more Brooke Burke and a Bike CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke Bike Ride of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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stepGIRLS vs Creepstreet by Vongsawat “Champagne Showers” of the Day

Posted on May 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is pretty awesome…stepGIRLS vs Creepstreet vs Vongsawat “champagne showers”…. Some videos just don’t really need a beginning middle and end, that story shit just gets in the way of what matters, which is a couple of babes getting hosed down by a couple perverts with Champagne… We can assume that the feminists will love this and see it for what it is…just some confident girls who love champagne so much they want to bathe in it….because it is all fancy…so they want to bathe in it… But feminists ruin everything and will see past the love, fun and magic that this is…because we just like having fun… So the perverts are @creepstreet and CANNON SHOW

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Naked Guy on the Freeway and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on May 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Detroit Road Fire Hitler Cat Failed Robbery of the Day Naked Woman VS Powerlines Homeless Arson Fail Drunk Memorial Day… The post Naked Guy on the Freeway and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Klaudia Brahja for David Bellemere of the Day

Posted on May 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Klaudia Brahja is some model who at 18 shot with one of the better nude model photographers, David Bellemere, and I guess that’s all there is to say about that..I mean historically, photographers are perverts and girls are narcissists who like being the den mother, or focal point of the room…and in that attach themselves to photographers who take pictures of them…it makes everyone feel good… From the models who feel amazing about themselves as they slowly strip down…to me, who looks at the picture and loves the nudity…which I guess is really the work of a Hero…you on par with the person who foundthe cure to cancer…but who the Pharma’s killed off because they make too much money “treating” cancer… If you know what I mean… The post Klaudia Brahja for David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cher for Marc Jacobs is Terrifying of the DAy

Posted on May 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Cher is 70 years old…so I guess in some respects, we should thank Marc Jacobs and his creative directors for putting her in a dress, covering up whatever the fuck a 70 year old Cher’s body may look like….to allow us to focus on her pulled back, demon face…because it is creepier this way…like an old photograph of some evil looking woman in the 1800s who died in your family farm house if you lived in a Horror movie…and in a lot of ways I am sure you do, because I know I do… But the truth is, that 20 years ago, when she was 50, and did that video of her in a thong and sheer hosiery, her disgusting not quite as old as she is now, but still old as fuck body…was something I jerked off to…but in my defence, I didn’t have internet then and music videos were the only option…because I definitely didn’t find Cher hot, but like my entire sex life, I took what I could get… Either way, weird use of Cher… The post Cher for Marc Jacobs is Terrifying of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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