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Kendall Jenner Does GQ of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is an it girl, everyone knows she’s an it girl, even people who don’t give a fuck about it girls, or this pop culture bullshit, know who she is…and that’s not necessarily na exciting or amazing thing…but it probably is to her, since media hits are a currency in her family… Well, she’s official now that she’s got a GQ cover…she matters…it happened…she exists…and thanks to her relentless crazy mother…it’s safe to say…unlike the other flash in the pan whores…she’ll be around for the next 10 years…unless of course a miracle happens and the family dies in plane crash..not that the relentless mother would allow that…but we’re all allowed to dream…and I guess what it comes down to is that the only one worth saving is this one…so maybe GQ’s got it right… Here are the pics.. The post Kendall Jenner Does GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlize Theron Does Esquire and Gets Violated on the Beach of the DAy

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I have two Charlize Theron stories…the first is that when she did Playboy in 1997, I lived with a dude, who used that Playboy harder than any Playboy I had been in personal contact had ever been used….she was hot and amazing…a virtual unknown who hadn’t really booked a movie yet…this was around the same time the model was about to be deported from Los Angeles because she didn’t have money, wasn’t getting work, and it was in an era before being an instagram whore could open the door for you via sugar daddies… So when she was nearing the end, about to go back to South Africa, where her mom had just killed her dad…she met a producer in the bank…and boom…became famous…the producer she met in the bank once told me…she probably would have been willing to do porn…she was that desperate… In retrospect, those are horrible Charlize Theron stories…but these pics of her aren’t horrible… I guess Charlize Theron is promoting a movie…because why else would she be in Esquire doing media that you know is controlled by, or coordinated by the movie company….but more importantly, why would she have tipped off the paparazzi to come to her private Malibu beach to release pics of her and Sean Penn getting naughty on the beach…it is all an inside job…TRUST ME…and amazing inside job that she may be too old for but that her ass is still good enough enough for me to stare at…and that’s all that matters… Here are the beach pics… The post Charlize Theron Does Esquire and Gets Violated on the Beach of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin Does Rehab of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin checked herself into rehab…. As much as you want to laugh at rich girls and theri silly problems….you know for being spoiled brats in their spoiled world…the fact is that money or access only really excites people who don’t have it…when you do have it, you don’t know anything but that…so your expensive problems…in your mind..are actual problems…and these idiots medicate…. So as a poor little rich girl, with a hot mom…and hot yoga stepmom…and a narcissist dad she’s on a stage, without really asking to be put on a stage, even though everyone seems to want to be on a stage…thanks to social media and narcissism…and I guess it all just broke her down… It’s like for a minute she was in love with some surf dude, then she wanted to be a model, but was too fat for Sports Illustrated, turning her to fitness….opening the door for all her little LA rich kid friends…like Kendall, and Gigi, and even her Cousin Hailey…to move in on the Bieber train and basically get everything she wanted…. Blogs and sites mocked her, called her names, I am sure haters hated on her social media…at one point in time she blocked me, turned into a lesbian who dated some rape victim rapper and things went dark… But through it all…she has maintained her tits..and tits..is really all it is about… The post Ireland Baldwin Does Rehab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Justin Bieber Gets Choked at Coachella of the Day

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I wouldn’t be surprised if Just Bieber paid the Security to put him in a Chokehold at Coachella, because it gives the media something to talk about, makes him seem like the antagonist who doesn’t follow the rules, and may even offer him some low level street cred as less of a celebrity pussy…that everyone wants to fuck…and more of some kind of rebel… The fact is that people, even people who say they hate Bieber, get boners when he walks in the room, because he’s Bieber, and all this internet hate on a motherfucker, doesn’t change the fact that people are drawn to the motherfucker… I mean I saw pics from Fashion parties stoked Beiber was at their party, the same people who call him out as a joker that he is… Either way, here’s a video of Bieber getting what they say is a choke hold…but that I can’t tell because it was shot on a motorola flip phone… He’s still a lame as fuck…rich as fuck…everyone wants to fuck…but pretend they hate…because he’s Justin Beiber… So now get excited that he may have been kicked out of a artist section during Drake…. ALl this shit is just silly… The post Justin Bieber Gets Choked at Coachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kimberly Garner in a Racist Native American Bikini Shoot of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kimberly Garner once followed me on twitter for a day or two before realizing that I am an evil person who makes fun of her kind of fame whore from the UK reality star trying to make it in America.. In fact…I make fun of all fame whore…no matter how hot they are…because they whole industry and their worth is pretty ridiculous… So she unfollowed me, but apparently, the real asshole around here is her…at least based on this tribal photoshoot that must be seen as racist as fuck…or should be… But maybe that’s her angle to get people to talk about her…you know how these idiots are…anything to get noticed…except she hasn’t done a sex tape yet…which probably would have been a better look…at least to jerk off to…unless you have a Indian Cheif fetish..that I assume you do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kimberly Garner in a Racist Native American Bikini Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lucy Hale for National Sibling Day of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Lucy Hale (@lucyhale) on Apr 10, 2015 at 8:57pm PDT I don’t really follow Pretty Little Liar Lucy Hale’s career…I just know that she’s pretty famous because of her very popular show…. But I do support her National Siblings Day handstand…so that the world can see her ass as it works against gravity…or more importantly…as she slaps her sister’s ass for Natonal Siblings Day, whoich for someone with a fetish is a good enough thing….no matter who you are, what you do for a living, or whether you’re famous or not…so slap that sister ass… The post Lucy Hale for National Sibling Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Nice Shirt of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kyle Jenner is at Coachella…apparently with her older, black boyfriend, and as it turns out…she’s wearing a pretty appropriate bikini top that I can assume her mother styled for her, because, well….she’s a Kardashian and that in and of itself comes default with a “LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME”….billboard across her nipples…thanks for that… The post Kylie Jenner’s Nice Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton is in Vogue because she’s a fashion model, or maybe because she’s a viral sensation, who had big boobs that went viral, back when she was young and the rest of her hadn’t caught up to them tits, only to have maximized that window of opportunity, now that the rest of her has caught up to her tits… I guess the good news, is that thanks to modern technology, there is photoshop… Here are the pics…for Vogue…by Testino…she looks hot… Here is the video…where you can see how fat she actually is… The post Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner, Bieber and Hailey Baldwin do Coachella of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you didn’t have a reason to go to Coachella this year, book your flight now, because Bieber is there and as you know, anywhere Bieber is, is the place to fucking be…because he’s not a cheesy, popstar or anything….he is the embodiment of all things cool..and I guess these young, rich, celebrity, it-girls in bikini tops are too… I guess what it comes down to is that as a 45 year old man….why the fuck am I posting this? Seriously..I should be filing my taxes or going to my kid’s high school graduation or fasting for my colonscopy….or some shit that other 45 year olds who have never heard of any of these idiots because they don’t pollute their lives with pop culture nonsense and focus on what is important….cheating on their wives and paying the mortgage…. Either way, here are the pics… The post Kendall Jenner, Bieber and Hailey Baldwin do Coachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara Nipple of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Possible drug lord, or daughter of a drug lord who supplied all of hollywood with their cocaine…because hollywood fucking loves cocaine and as a thnak you they made her the highest paid actress on TV…Sofia Vergara…who I guess could just as likely be really good at seducing men with her massive tits…is in Vanity Fair…or some other magazine…shot by the legendary Annie Lebovitz….and apparently..who happens to be the photographer who hired the photographer who shot for me when I was in Maxim Magazine in 2007 when I was at the point of maybe becoming relevant, only to fall off the fucking map…as her assistant….making me feel really emotionally connected to both her lesbianism and Sofia Vergara, since it’s practically as if she shot me…right? I don’t know why I am making this about me, I should make this about Sofia Vergara, the tits, who’s nipple you can see in the bath, because Annie the Lesbian likes bath tubs, she’s used them before in shoots…namely with Whoopi Goldberg…in what scarred me in my youth…because Whoopi Goldberg is a monster… Anyway, I posted the cover yesterday…and here are the rest of the pics…because people love Sofia Vergara, maybe because only Hispanics watch network TV, or maybe becaue girls over 30 watch network TV and wish that their life turns around at 40 like it did for this one…she’s like an aspirational guide…to middle age…maybe there’s still hope…bitches everywhere… The post Sofia Vergara Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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