London Road Rage School Dance Show Included Twerking… Bad Luck… Russians are Weird Dude Risks Life to Save Someone WHo Fell in the Tracks Polish Video of the DAy Extreme Pitbull Fight. Gisele’s “Last” Runway Show I think I posted this the other day…but it’s handjob Karaoke in Japan that went viral… Best Thing to Have Happen in a Court hearing The post Dude’s First Time on TV and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I follow Miley and I follow Mert Alas on Instagram, because Mert and Marcus are the biggest photographers in the game right now, and Miley, well, Miley, as annoying as she is….still gives me boners…because she’s fun, funny, even if full of shit, bubblegum and not authentic at all…because in reality no one is authentic, and thanks to the internet…everyone is just the fucking same thirsty over-connected idiot…but she still shows her tits…and I like tits… I just prefer when there aren’t graphics on the fucking tits… So yeah, I saw this going down live, and didn’t care enough about it or about blogging to wait 12 or 13 hours to post it…cuz I have better shit to do…like stare at eager moms in the park…with their hard nipples from all the breast feeding… You see…real life is shitty, but better than follow other people’s bullshit life…ya know…all this shit is so dumb. The post Miley Cyrus Nipple for Mert Alas and Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk is a proper souless gold digging russian…hot, because all of the Russians who survived Communism are hot…some may even say she’s amazing…thanks to the plastic surgery enhancements she’s made…and I just think strategic business person…who structured a solid deal as the “beard” to a possibly homo athlete…put in her time, got a work visa in USA and some SI Swimsuit coverage to matter…and now…she’s greased up for some campaign…because she’s single…her greasy little strategy worked and I’m all for watching the process….when it looks like this…from nothing, to rich man wife…all thanks to looking good…good hustle… This is for sunglasses…or maybe it’s for you..and your boner..who knows… The post Irina Shayk Greased Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beyonce is obviously a fame whore, attention seeking, up on some Kim Kardashiana hoping for all the media attention that she can get…trying to have sex appeal, or flaunt her tits so that you think she has sex appeal…in efforts to compete with the younger sluts pulling off her Popstar hustle…and maybe to hope her husband doesn’t keep cheating on her…cheapening herself, lowering herself, leading to selfie bikini pics like an instagram whore…which to some may be the best work she’s ever done, the best song she’s ever sung…to others..it’s just desperate…and if you love desperate girls, even when they are worth 500,000,000 dollars and not that desperate…you’ll love this.. To me…it’s all just bullshit noise I want to turn off…because it turns me off…. The post Beyonce Slutty in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if this is actually Selena Gomez in a bikini…it could just be any fucking Mexican who has eaten one too many corn torillas..because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…and I am saying this as a Mexican…most have kids by 16, and are 180 pounds by 18…. So if this is actually her, I can assume that she’s emotionally eating, or maybe her metabolism is just slowing down, because she’s old and Mexican or maybe her lupus medication is bloating her… But she’s definitely wearing the wrong cage bikini…cuz shit is spilling out where it shouldn’t….and not the good kind of shit…like actual shit from losing control of her bowels thanks to all the mexican food she’s been eating to make her fat….or her labia slipping because she hasn’t factored in the weight gain forcing her battered vagina to hang out of the much too tight fabric… No matter what the reason….She probably shouldn’t have let the paparazzi get this… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Is This Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently Vanessa Hudgens was on The View, because apparently The View is still on TV, and apparently they are either both really fucking desperate or they are both at the top of their game, but whatever it is, they came together, but not in the way I like most things to come together, and Vanessa Hudgens took advantage of the media opportunity, and dressed like she was going to the fucking club, or out to dinner in Ibiza with some Saudi oil tycoon… I don’t know what she’s promoting, or if The View was just thirsty for her, or anyone to talk to them about menopause… I just know I like her tits…and pudgy little ethnically ambigious, slowly getting old…body…and I’m not just saying that cuz I like that she released bush pics before bush pics were cool…ok.. I am… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Rihanna was accused of doing coke in a video that hit the internet the other day…she was really rolling a joint…some people got so excited for a scandal…when most of us know everyone does fucking drugs..and Rihanna of all people…is probably all about that shit.. That said….she was in a shirt..showing nipples…because unlike Angelina Jolie, who got her breasts removed…Rihanna has nipples…nipples she likes to show off because she’s just some island girl who came from nothing, probably worth over 100,000,000 dollars personally, and over a billion dollars as a brand…and from her 10,000 dollar a year household income she grew up in…that kind of money…gives you a bit of an ego…like “who gives a fuck”…she’s won…. Not that nipples are a bad thing, or a shocking thing to show off, but 10 years ago…they were a big deal..and destroyed the career of Janet Jackson and Tara Reid…we’ve just evolved as a people…to include nipple into “fashion”…that works for me…but not as well as it works for Rihanna… All this to say, I’m more into seeing her labia… The post Rihanna Has a Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
#stepGIRLS is a revolutionary project that features amazing girls, mostly girls you’ve never heard of, because we are from Canada, and no one pays attention to canada… Her name is BILLIE JANE and she’s naked next to expensive art…because at DrunkenStepfather.com we are all about the art…in fact I think the name DrunkenStepfather in and of itself is synonymous with classy, expensive, high end, luxury… That said, these pics were taken by our friend… CHRIS VONGSAWAT and she’s naked in them…and that is all I really care about…because I like naked…as a naked woman is the real art..only unlike that Riopelle…it is priceless..you like that one don’t you… VIA CHRIS VONGSAWAT The post stepGIRL Billie Jane by Chris Vongsawat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
#stepGIRLS is a revolutionary project that features amazing girls, mostly girls you’ve never heard of, because we are from Canada, and no one pays attention to canada… Her name is BILLIE JANE and she’s naked next to expensive art…because at DrunkenStepfather.com we are all about the art…in fact I think the name DrunkenStepfather in and of itself is synonymous with classy, expensive, high end, luxury… That said, these pics were taken by our friend… CHRIS VONGSAWAT and she’s naked in them…and that is all I really care about…because I like naked…as a naked woman is the real art..only unlike that Riopelle…it is priceless..you like that one don’t you… VIA CHRIS VONGSAWAT The post stepGIRL Billie Jane by Chris Vongsawat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner is an it girl, everyone knows she’s an it girl, even people who don’t give a fuck about it girls, or this pop culture bullshit, know who she is…and that’s not necessarily na exciting or amazing thing…but it probably is to her, since media hits are a currency in her family… Well, she’s official now that she’s got a GQ cover…she matters…it happened…she exists…and thanks to her relentless crazy mother…it’s safe to say…unlike the other flash in the pan whores…she’ll be around for the next 10 years…unless of course a miracle happens and the family dies in plane crash..not that the relentless mother would allow that…but we’re all allowed to dream…and I guess what it comes down to is that the only one worth saving is this one…so maybe GQ’s got it right… Here are the pics.. The post Kendall Jenner Does GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
