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Lindsay Hancock is the Future of the Day

A video posted by #LINDSAYHANCOCK (@misslindsayhancock) on Mar 1, 2015 at 11:18pm PST The best Snapchat I follow is Lindsay_Hancock …it belongs to superstar LINDSAY HANCOCK > …and it reminds me how much I hate snapchat because the content is disposable, and I can’t revisit any of it to masturbate to at a later date…especially with this babe…because she is consistently blowing my fucking mind….and luckily she’s clever enough to take her next level, creative as fuck, pushing the boundaries with her insane concepts and speaking to my fucking soul… A video posted by #LINDSAYHANCOCK (@misslindsayhancock) on Mar 1, 2015 at 11:53pm PST Here she is in a photoshoot she did with Kittrell Cage Here’s the Video…. Lindsay Hancock x Orinary from Orin Fleurimont on Vimeo . I am a fucking fan….and you should be too… The post Lindsay Hancock is the Future of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid in a See Through Dress of the Day

Here’s half Arab Gigi Hadid, who unlike other arab women, has not joined ISIS, because she’s a rich LA girl. Entitled, dating some shitty pop star, friends with other vapid shitty girls who she hangs with and build her instagram following because that’s what’s important, especially when living in the most obnoxious place in the world, raised by the most obnoxious people in the world, and your modeling career is based on your vain 80 year old father’s ego and connections… The whole thing is so dumb…instagram model who has become the most important model in fashion right now, all thanks to instagram, access, and rich parents…and here is her nipple in Vogue…Vogue…almost on a Kardashian booking Vogue…reminding us the world is a series of idiots buying into bullshit…and other idiots perpetuating that bullshit…all to make money…to buy more bullshit…so that they too can have vapid little cunt children to keep the cycle of uselessness that pretends to be of purpose going…otherwise middle America would have nothing to envy… Here she is walking the runway in Spain – if you care: The post Gigi Hadid in a See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Kissing Things of the Day

Taylor Swift is such a slut…she can’t keep her mouth of anything… I wonder if she’s the kind of slut who will fuck anyone, but won’t give them head…or if she’s the kind of slut who will give anyone head, but not fuck them…you know to keep her kill count down. I just know she has been able to mask her rich, entitled, slutty ways into a storyline people actually buy into. Poor Taylor Swift, all she wants is love with these “It-Dudes”…who roll through tons of girls…but they keep breaking her heart…leaving her to fend for herself and write love songs people can relate to about the whole thing…. I say if any girl goes through that many boyfriends, either she’s a slut who likes fucking different cock, or she’s crazy and scares people off…either way, she’s not some innocent bystander getting fucked over…even if she tells us she is in a catchy and marketable way… So Here she is kissing everything, as horny girls do… The post Taylor Swift Kissing Things of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Thick Thighs of the Day

Nothing says it is Justin Bieber’s 21st Birthday weekend…like Selena Gomez with her tight jeans jacked up her twat…showing off her thick things…in a red top rocking some cleavage because she paid for them tits and needs to get her money’s worth…you know since she had sex with him when he was underage and she wasn’t…like a sex offender who never got charged because it was more of a business deal to make a lot of people money…reminding us that when you’re whored out by your parents at a young age…you become a whore and you don’t even realize it because it is all you know…and there’s something magical about that…just not quite as magical about tight jeans giving the pelvic definition….in a pic I guess she thought was hot since she posted it…and that you probably find hot too..because she’s a girl. The post Selena Gomez Thick Thighs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selma Hayek in Some Magazines of the Day

Selma Hayek is probably the hottest, most shapely, Mexicans to ever make their way over to Hollywood, despite what Eva Longoria wants you to think. You know the Mexican first generation who was spoiled and integrated into the white world, frowning on Mexicans except when it worked for her PR….or Jessica Alba, who pretends she’s not Mexican…think. She’s got these big old boobies that anyone over 30 probably remembers being impressed by, back when boobies were a big deal, and calling them boobies didn’t make you feel like a fucking 5 year old trying to breast feed off his coddling mother… Well, I guess she’s still around because two shoots from two magazines dropped…promoting who the fuck cares…covering up them boobies I feel like an asshole calling boobies, but will continue to call boobies, since my half Mexican roots like to think she may be my mother who left me on the orphanage steps, even though I’m older than her… Maybe what I am experiencing is genetic attraction, and we’re related and I don’t know it, and thus I’ve jerked off to my relatives tits thanks to the adoption process…good thing it’s not incest unless she gets pregnant…. Here she is in The Edit Here she is in L’Officel The post Selma Hayek in Some Magazines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karmen Pedaru Ass for MUSE of the Day

Karmen Pedaru is some Estonian model…I once knew a dude from Estonia, who told me that all the girls in Estonia are hot as fuck, poor as fuck and one step away from either being in the webcam sex trade, or the human trafficking sex trade, or the mail order bride sex trade…the tall ones, like Karmen Pedaru, always escape though…to work a different sex trade, called the fashion sex trade, which is also a billion dollar business of exploited women from the factory floor to the Runway shows, all designed to sell clothes no one needs for too much money, because it has a perceived value and people need to spend their money on something- it might as well be a shirt… Either way, in any sex trade, there’s nudity, so here’s her ass…not so eventful but still hot enough. The post Karmen Pedaru Ass for MUSE of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes Understands Social Media of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some whore from Canada…who is probably not friends with the 3 or 4 other Canadian whores from Canada who are actually doing bigger things than her…namely Shay Mitchell and Nina Dobrev, who turned their back on Canadian entertainment for Hollywood, and got work her, because they know how to read….but they aren’t doing bigger tits than this one…thanks to taking her 90210 money, a gig you know she was a cunt about after getting, to buy… Well now the only press she gets is from bikini pics on instagram, because people love bikini pics on instagram, so if you’re a Canadian with a work visa that is running out, and a low level fanbase thanks to a shitty show you were on either marry for a Green Card…or post bikini pics…it is probably why she got her breast implants…but more importantly…it’s why anyone talks about her now…it’s as easy as that. The post Jessica Lowndes Understands Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson’s Mom Ass Has 1,000,000 Followers of the Day

Celebrating 1 million followers with a green jumpsuit! ???? Thank you everyone, you are lovely, positive, funny, inspirational ???? Good vibes all around ???? #milestone A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Feb 18, 2015 at 12:32pm PST I guess when Kate Hudson isn’t making Owen Wilson, or whatever other dude she’s rolled through, try to kill themselves because she’s a harlot, thanks to being the celebrity daughter with access and a cute ass, that people want to fuck, because she’s easy and I guess reminds them of when they used to jerk off to her mother…she’s making instagram videos showcasing her ass to celebrate 1,000,000 followers…because followers on instagram matter to people who not only are slated to inherit a ton of fucking money, but who also worked in movies when movies paid a ton of fucking money…I guess money isn’t everything when it comes to filling that void of wanting to be desired….liked…the whole reason any of these idiots do this shit… If she really wanted to celebrate or reward her fans…there are better outfits that she could have busted out…but we take what we can get because we are low expectation pathetic people who feed into these idiots… TO SEE PICS OF HER AT A FASHION EVENT CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Mom Ass Has 1,000,000 Followers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Hilton’s Weirdo Panty Flash of the Day

Paris Hilton is definitely not interesting, but whatever is going on in her panties in. Not in an intellectual way, or an exciting way….and not in a tantalizing or seductive way…I mean we all know she has herpes, we’ve all seen her cunt, we’ve even seen it get fucked when she wasn’t 30 years old, and I really only find this picture of her panties interesting because her vagina is so used and abused…whatever is poking out of these white panties are some kind of science experiment that would require some swabs and microscope examination to see if new life or species of bacteria….because if it’s gonna happen anywhere…it’ll be in this swampy, covered mess… All this to say, she’s the fucking worst, and I’m not just saying that because she blocked me on social media… I am saying it because she’s the reason for all these vapid little sluts on the internet…which may actually make her the best…for leading these movement of sex on camera…something we’ve all masturbated to. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Paris Hilton’s Weirdo Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Suki Waterhouse Shows You How Instyle Will Feature You if You Fuck an Oscar Nominee of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is in a magazine called InStyle…. She is some young, fresh face looking model from the UK, who hangs with all the “it” girls, but who is probably not quite as fresh looking in her vagina, because she also hangs with A-List actors who like fresh face looking girls, who don’t have fresh looking vaginas, because actors need them dirty to keep interested in them… Well it turns out that that’s a good way to get into a life and style magazine built around celebrity…because everyone cares about bitches the A-Listers fuck…and thanks to the Hangover, Brad Cooper is an A-Lister…and thanks to Suki Waterhouse’s eagerness to put A List D , in her V It’s like pre-school, learning the slut alphabet… The post Suki Waterhouse Shows You How Instyle Will Feature You if You Fuck an Oscar Nominee of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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