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Amy Hood is My Favorite of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Amy Hood…his name is Jonathan Leder and together they produce some of the best BUSH friendly erotica that is more higher concept art than smut…that has the feel of 70s porn, that is a lot more stylized that the internet that shit on eroticism the last 20 years….you know when things looked good, looked hot, had a message or concept and the girls were something you wanted to have sex with….you know the kind of suggestiveness that gets in your head and isn’t just graphic…that is something that someone who is done with porn and has been done with porn for a while…something to jerk off to…. I am a fan. Here are some more pics of Amy Hood… The post Amy Hood is My Favorite of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Blanca Padilla for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Blanca Padilla is the latest girl to get the Victoria’s Secret machine to support her, promote her,and pay her as much as 2000 dollars a day for 50 days a year to work for them… She is Spanish, and like Spanish cured meat, sausage, wine…I am a into what she’s bringing…but she does make me wonder why every Spanish woman I’ve ever encountered in my everyday life has been hairy-faced, dumpy as fuck with shitty tits and ass…angry about everything…but maybe it has something to do with the only Spanish girls I’ve ever met were working the check out counter at a Spanish grocery store in the middle of canada…because I guess like every culture, there’s at least one decent looking one tall enough to be a model, and when there is Victoria’s Secret usually abducts them for low paid work and Leonardo DiCaprio bearding because it is good for the brand and all these bitches are interchangeable… Good times. The post Blanca Padilla for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meryl Streep’s Creepy Clones of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Meryl Streep is celebrated as one of the most talented actresses out there, and I guess based on her lack of sex appeal alone, she’d have to be a pretty amazing actress to have the career that she’s had while looking the way she does. That’s not to say she’s ugly, or some kind of acting monster, it’s just to say that her look isn’t one I’d ever masturbate to…not in the 70s and not today…and if I was a casting director in the 70s when she happened, I would have required the kind of blowjob that leaves my testicles sticking out of my urethra to give her her first break… All this to say, she’s got a bunch of clones that I guess she made in her lab in the pool house of her mansion…and this is what they look like…the Next generation of Streep, being introduced to the world..in whatever this is a campaign for…and it’s creeping me out. The post Meryl Streep’s Creepy Clones of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day

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Cailin Russo is one of these instagram models who has a little bit more authenticity thanks to her dad being in a shitty 90s pop-punk band called New Found Glory, that I can assume involved knocking her groupie mom up when her mom was probably 18, thanks to these creepy pop-punk dudes from the 90s being total creepers are girls across the country who would groupie at their events. I guess they were no different than Rockers of the 70s and 80s, Rappers of the 2000s, and DJS of the 2010s..not that it matters, we all know that musicians have groupies and that’s why they are musicians…and that groupies get pregnant to bring the musician baby to life as the ultimate in fan girl / child support checks…. Here she is in a shoot that bores me for some underwear company, mainly because I find her boring, unless she does nude shoots, which she does….I’m just too lazy to look for them…I mean I like my panties to look less like diapers on a bitch..and a lot more naked so that I can jerk off to the pics….maybe I’m too picky…and have unrealistic expectations out of models… The post Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Pataky for Women’s Health of the Day

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Elsa Pataky is an actress…best known for her appearance on Snakes on a Plane… She’s Spanish and I love Spanish food….so I guess by default I love Spanish women..since they are the ones cooking it…. She’s old…and I don’t love old, but I don’t mind old when it looks like this in a bathing suit…especially after having 3 Chris Hemsworth babies… From what I’ve been told about Spain, other than that the women are “passionate” and by passionate I mean insane and will cut off your dick if you look at another girl…is that they don’t wear bathing suit tops, so I don’t know what the fuck is going on here…but clearly somewhere down the line we are being lied to… But based on google, she’s not into being topless, or maybe she’s really into being topless, because she sued a magazine for posting topless pics of her and got 310,000 Euros for it…probably a better pay day than anything she’s done… Making her not very Spanish at all…but I guess it’s a good marketing hook. The post Elsa Pataky for Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariana Grande’s Ass in Concert of the Day

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I met a pornstar the other day who used to date one of Ariana Grande’s ex-boyfriends… Her insight on Ariana Grande is that she was a creeper. An opportunist..but more interestingly, she said she was a girl who fucked EVERYBODY…and ANYBODY…and that it was a known thing in the industry that her ability to take Big Sean’s Big Dick was not being genetically pre-disposed to having a big vagina, but rather working her vagina to get to that point of easy access..all in efforts to create this career she now has….and superstar she now is…which I guess was totally worth it.. I am just amazed at how tiny her body is, and her ability to take such large things inside said body…and every time I look at her a wonder what the science behind it all is…and realize the answer is that she’s a whore and this is what whores do…FUN!!! I mean, unless the porn chick was lying, which I can’t imagine would be the case, since pornstars are some of the most honest, well rounded people out there….right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariana Grande’s Ass in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian who left Canada like she was Drake, only unlike Drake, she didn’t bring Canada everywhere she went, or have any Canada pride, she was like “See you later loser, I’m on TV in America and Don’t Need You Assholes”…only for her TV in America to get cancelled because a redux of 90210 is a horrible idea…leaving Jessica Lowndes to fend for herself so that she doesn’t ever have to crawl home with her tail between her legs… So she had options in this downtime, marry some Rich American who will marry her for the novelty of having a Canadian who was on some show…or fame whore, and do it herself…which is what I guess she’s doing, since she got the fake tits for it, why put them to waste until you really have to. The post Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

To say that this was the first year that Sports Illustrated used a plus sized model, when looking at these pictures of what I assume is a pregnant Kate Upton, is just a marketing hook, because no one wants to address the elephant in the bikini and say she’s fat…even though at 17 or 18 when her rich family hired her a PR team to push her to the mainstream, anyone who knows anything about basic biology, or anyone who dated or even worst married the girl from high school with the big saggers…that it is just a matter of time, whether first baby or 20th birthday when the rest of her catches up to her… I mean this is fucking big…and she’s got all the money to afford a trainer, and a cook…she could have really carried herself into a longer lasting career, but now it just looks like she can barely carry herself, as her legs are about to give out on her… This terrifies me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Loses Her Weave of the Day

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Britney Spears had a graceful crack whore stripper moment…where her hair fell out on stage like a medicated, drunken mess trying to make money for diapers because she spent all the diaper money on crack, only instead of making money for her diapers, she is making money for her family that has sold her out to the world, and still own and control her, because what more do you expect from Louisiana trash…right? Either way, I prefer when her public fuck ups are vagina slips…. The post Britney Spears Loses Her Weave of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lydia Hearst at the Circus Video of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I posted these pictures of Lydia Hearst last week, and now there is a video. I am a fan… Not only are these the hottest pictures I’ve seen of Lydia Hearst, pretty much ever…they are also the hottest pics I’ve seen in a long time… I guess i just like seeing a model who looks like a fucking model, and who is thin as a model is supposed to be while having some of the best tits ever…you should want to fuck… So Treats, a company built on rich LA creepers seeking out and destroying all the new models that come to town with their lifestyle and amazing photoshoots…with the promise they they too will have Emily Ratajkowski’s career, that was launched by Treats….thanks to the creepers having a good eye for eager tits…also deal in models who are already established and moving away from being models…to create this greatness…so you gotta have some level of respect for them putting their money into this, instead of investing into things that don’t get girls naked…right… Here are the pics again… The post Lydia Hearst at the Circus Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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