The site is janky, but we are still updating it, because what the fuck else am I going to do. If you see 502 errors it is because someone is trying to bring us down…but we are still putting up posts in between the downtime…think of it as my Christmas gift to you, because Christmas is coming, the goose and really all women are getting fat, but there are still hot chicks out there and that’s really the only miracle we need. The post Eden Bristowe & Maria Moller Topless Model You Never Heard of Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The site is janky, but we are still updating it, because what the fuck else am I going to do. If you see 502 errors it is because someone is trying to bring us down…but we are still putting up posts in between the downtime…think of it as my Christmas gift to you, because Christmas is coming, the goose and really all women are getting fat, but there are still hot chicks out there and that’s really the only miracle we need. The post Eden Bristowe & Maria Moller Topless Model You Never Heard of Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne is iconic at least in terms of the quality of celebrity the youth are looking for. She’s the Audrey Hepburn of her generation. She’s the kind of girl booking jobs, who people who are obsessed with, not just pervert old dudes, because the Kardashians have paved the way for a generation to follow you based on your tits alone…and you don’t need actual work…or talent…or substance to get where you need to be. You just need to be shameless in your outfit choices and attention seeking…and the people will follow, and in turn the industry will follow, even though that behaviour of trashy exhibitionist should be reserved for pornstars and not actual legitimate “actors”…. Kids want half naked, all they care about is social media pictures…half naked social media pictures…and if you can do that and book low level shitty movies with vine stars…that’s what they watch…they are empty, superficial, materialistic, candy coated fluff, into banal without the anal, she saves that for her downtime….because all these kids, along take what is served, have no taste or want for quality, or to push things forward…it gets in the way of their selfies… Luckily, for us, all these oversexed perverts, created content for us undersexed actual perverts.. we all only need cleavage and tits to care…and this one, gets a lot of hype and all it takes is a series of sports bras…sports bras that get more and more slutty..but we’re ready for more vagina and spread asshole. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne is Running Out of Ideas of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna Spotted Leaving NYC Apartment Fresh off the most recent leg of her ANTI World Tour, Rihanna used some of her downtime to put in work at the gym. Showing off her bangin’ lil body in a sports bra and leggings — all Puma, of course — with her natural hair pulled up into a bun, the songstress was caught by paparazzi as she left her New York apartment. And was swarmed by excited fans with their phones out before getting three steps away from her building door: Hit the flip for more… AKM-GSI Continue reading →
I think I want to start using internet MEME speak to be relatable to the youth, maybe that’s what is missing from this site, you know generally accepted sarcasm, and not the kind of sarcasm / parody I write that is so close to being ignorance, that people just assume I am not being sarcastic, since you can’t read tone and the population that end up on this site are fucking morons…so let me give it a shot.. Here’s Sarah Hyland showing some cleavage like she was her Co-Star, THIN AND BUSTY DESPITE A BREAST REDUCTION – ARIEL WINTER – said no one ever…. If you’d like to cross reference tit to tit to see all that Sofia Vergara has taught in the downtime on set – here’s a little / big Ariel Winter at her prom showing underboob, which excited EVERY MENS BLOG EVER…. I’m not good at this meme / vine / speak but I like helping Sarah Hyland, who is normally the creepy young looking one, feel inferior to the busty chubby younger one who looks 35….because the big one has been in the media a lot lately, and you know that destroys Sarah Hyland, all these girls are so vapid and lost, caught up in themeselves and don’t realize they’ve already fucking won – it’s all part of being spoiled and why I suggest dating homeless women, who may be crazy and unstable but are appreciative of a bowl of hot soup, can of tuna or something equally cheap… So pin them up against each other, make them both compete for attention and forget that they have both won at life…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SARAH HYLAND PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think I want to start using internet MEME speak to be relatable to the youth, maybe that’s what is missing from this site, you know generally accepted sarcasm, and not the kind of sarcasm / parody I write that is so close to being ignorance, that people just assume I am not being sarcastic, since you can’t read tone and the population that end up on this site are fucking morons…so let me give it a shot.. Here’s Sarah Hyland showing some cleavage like she was her Co-Star, THIN AND BUSTY DESPITE A BREAST REDUCTION – ARIEL WINTER – said no one ever…. If you’d like to cross reference tit to tit to see all that Sofia Vergara has taught in the downtime on set – here’s a little / big Ariel Winter at her prom showing underboob, which excited EVERY MENS BLOG EVER…. I’m not good at this meme / vine / speak but I like helping Sarah Hyland, who is normally the creepy young looking one, feel inferior to the busty chubby younger one who looks 35….because the big one has been in the media a lot lately, and you know that destroys Sarah Hyland, all these girls are so vapid and lost, caught up in themeselves and don’t realize they’ve already fucking won – it’s all part of being spoiled and why I suggest dating homeless women, who may be crazy and unstable but are appreciative of a bowl of hot soup, can of tuna or something equally cheap… So pin them up against each other, make them both compete for attention and forget that they have both won at life…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SARAH HYLAND PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This California Shack Is On The Market For $2 Million Property value in California is known to be pretty exorbitant, but this s#!t here is just downright ridiculous! According to DailyMail : A tiny 180-square-foot shack is selling for just under $2 million in a pricey Palo Alto, California neighborhood. According to Estately, the one bedroom, one bathroom shack that hit the market last month is 85 years old. The asking price for the home and property located in the prestigious Barron Park neighborhood is a whopping $1.998 million. There are no appliances in the kitchen of the shack, yet a two-car garage also sits on the lot. Built in 1930, the minute dwelling sits on a 6,800-square foot lot at 829 La Para Avenue in Palo Alto, which could be one of the reasons why the price tag for the property is so high. Flip the page a few times to see what you get for your hard-earned $2 million… Images via Alex H. Wang
Ain’t sweet celibate love grand??? Ciara Shares More Vacation Photos Ciara is still enjoying her downtime with baby Future and making sure fans know that her celibate bae Russell Wilson is along for the ride. The songstress recently posted the below booed up photo with herself and the Seattle Seahawks quarterback… and flaunted her fatty and toned legs in a (conservative) one-piece swimsuit. What do YOU think about CiCi’s latest vacay photos??? Hit the flip for more.
Brooke Burke must be pushing 50 by now, and I don’t mean pushing 50 kids out of her pussy, I think she’s closer to around 5, I mean pushing 50 in age, old as fuck…but still rocking a hot body…because I guess when you’re a 90s Playboy chick, turned Wild On host, Turned first season of Dancing with the Stars winner, you have a commitment to your fans, who are probably some of the weirdest people in the world, because honestly, even if you were into her on Wild On, you’ve gone on with your life and forgotten her…so the people still around…are the kind of weirdo people you probably chatted with in chatrooms when chatrooms were a thing and not facebook…..you know sad, possibly disabled…freaks.. Either way, she’s doing a photoshoot, and her mom pussy is covered up so you can focus on her low estrogen thanks to menopause abs from working out all day…which aren’t so bad if there isn’t a younger girl around to stare at…you know the kind of mom on the resort vacation with the “girls” who you try to fuck because the rest of her friends never recovered from the baby weight due to cake… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian who left Canada like she was Drake, only unlike Drake, she didn’t bring Canada everywhere she went, or have any Canada pride, she was like “See you later loser, I’m on TV in America and Don’t Need You Assholes”…only for her TV in America to get cancelled because a redux of 90210 is a horrible idea…leaving Jessica Lowndes to fend for herself so that she doesn’t ever have to crawl home with her tail between her legs… So she had options in this downtime, marry some Rich American who will marry her for the novelty of having a Canadian who was on some show…or fame whore, and do it herself…which is what I guess she’s doing, since she got the fake tits for it, why put them to waste until you really have to. The post Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
