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Sophie Young by Janneke Storm of the Day

Sophie Young is not all that hot, but then again, who decides what is hot or not, I would argue that what she is doing in her bathing suit, like pulling out her tit, is in fact hot, making what seemingly is not that hot about her, substantially hotter….it’s all about personality, composure, attitude and confidence…it’s like someone who I think has no business being a model, believes she can be a model, and even gets half naked and pulls her tits out for that belief, when I think she’s got no chance…it takes balls…and although balls on girls isn’t something I dig…at least not when they try to put them in my mouth…thanks TINDER for the lies you’ve delivered to me…but I do like balls…when they are figurative and mean TITTY PICS…I’m pretty typical like that…even when I’m not a tit guy… The post Sophie Young by Janneke Storm of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Raquel Nave Has the Fashion Bush of the Day

You’ve never heard of Raquel Nave….you may never hear of Raquel Nave again….but what is important to note when it comes to Raquel Nave…is that she’s got a rockin’ fashionable bush, like so many of these hipster, anti-establishment and even porn girls, because anyone with a brain will realize that bush is hot, and that this whole bald pussy thing, where girls are getting lasered so that they will be bald forever, is an attack on our freedom, eroticism, while making girls look like little girls…or in the case of meaty pussies…like a really overflowing sandwich…in creating insecurity over something girls need to embrace… SAVE YOUR BUSH don’t SHAVE YOUR BUSH…embrace that pillow in your panties…and let me rub my face on it…. Via Click Here The post Raquel Nave Has the Fashion Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Behati Prinsloo Nipples for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Behati Prinsloo is married to Adam Levine, which unfortunately for her makes me smell his cum on every picture of her, not that I know what his cum smells like, but I am sure a bunch of old fags in the local bathhouse he frequents when on tour here do…. She’s gone from immigrant model, to Victoria’s Secret model, to celebrity wife, and now Vogue model, set for fucking life…and all it took was being skinny…and tall… So remember that girls with 20,000 dollars of debt, trying to get by, struggling with the idea of joining a sugar daddy site…. Show your pussy, use your pussy, that’s what it is there for… So along with having a stupid fucking name, she’s now shown some nipple, because Victoria’s Secret has been criticized for photoshopping out nipples, in an era of freeing the nipple, because it is just fucking nipples dude….a fight I’ve been fighting with this site for a decade, but that everyone discounted as me being smut, when I just felt censorshop wasn’t authentic.. In retrospect, I would have censored everything to get rich, buy a yacht and fuck hookers everyday… Hindsight…you know… Here’s some promo video.. Here’s her nipples because a lingerie company is being progressive by showing what the lingerie looks like – rather than erasing nipples because nipples, despite being human….are bad and offensive…they feed babies and people suck them when they fuck….seriously… TO SEE ALL HER CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Behati Prinsloo Nipples for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Coco’s Got Lingerie of the Day

Coco is hilarious. She’s so fucking vile, but I don’t hate her, only because she owns her trashy white trash, hooker or stripper turned wife to some rich as fuck rapper…all thanks to being white and having a silly as fuck ass that only a black dude would like…if it was trendy to have a big fucking ass… She must be in her 40s now, and she’s finally managed to release a line of the cheapest looking lingerie…that I don’t think can even be called lingerie, I can’t even imagine anyone but strippers would look at this and think “I need this it is so pretty”….because it’s not, it’s like vile, I think I got herpes watching this…and staring too long at the g-string mid-twerk… And the funny thing is that I loved EVERY fucking second of it…. The post Coco’s Got Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Being Stalked in the Woods by the Paparazzi of the Day

I know a scared and running Taylor Swift is porn to all of you freaks… Her and her 40 million dollar legs on some desolate trail in Malibu on a hike with some friends…only to be encountered by the Califonaia native predator….who is actually not froM California, but some shade of either Mexican or Armenian brown….paparazzi bear… Because you can only cum when you smell fear…freak..and all you’re hoping is for her clumsy, awkard self to trip and sprain her ankle so you can move in… It’s the only way you can get laid, I get it… That said, I wouldn’t doubt that the paparazzi were called by Taylor Swift, all these things seem like an inside job. My friend was at lunch next to Kendall Jenner yesterday and no one gave a fuck, there was no paparazzi, because the paparazzi weren’t called to get the pic…the only people in Hollywood who care about celebs is other celebs… It is a insular, cess pool of “who is more relevant or cool and making the most money”…fucking idiots…And for some strange reason, Taylor Swift is top of the charts now…so here she is in what you probably like better than a sex tape…freak. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Being Stalked in the Woods by the Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lana Del Rey AnOther Man Magazine of the Day

Lana Del Rey is not…. You know what I mean… If you don’t, do I really need to walk you through the fact that there is nothing hot about her, and that the only time you would really fuck her, is if she was willing to have sex with you at some afterparty, because you have no other options… There is no way that anyone jerks off to this girl…not even her boyfriend…who probably fucks other girls and just leverages dating her to get more jobs.. You know, the kind of girl that if you’re drunk and high, seems ok because she starts making out with you… Not the kind of girl you seek to destroy with your dick, even though the only thing your dick has ever destroyed was some deli meat you once fucked… The post Lana Del Rey AnOther Man Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in a Sports Bra of the Day

Selena Gomez was out in a Sports bra…showing off them tits she bought after Bieber must have dumped her and called her a flat chested hooker…or maybe that she decided to get because she wanted to balance out her LUPUS bloat from the meds…or maybe she just changed her birth control..or she is in a good push up bra but either way, she’s flaunting her tits…and whatever the reason or cause of those tits…doesn’t really matter…she’s doing Disney the way I like Disney done…you know so that I can jerk off to it from the privacy of my own home and not at the Theme park like Walt, where you risk getting arrested as a sex offender due to all the kids walking around…. All this to say, I like this look… The post Selena Gomez in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day

There are strategies that fact celebrities use to look skinny in pictures. They are trained on these things…and they include but aren’t limited to wearing black, or standing with your arm on your hip….because black is slimming, unless you put it on a girl like Kate Upton, who the only thing that she can make slimming, is a fat chick standing next to her, that is less fat than her, because she’s massive and overpowering…you know Kate Upton, the it girl, model and actress with sloppy tits everyone loved, is now the fat friend girls bring out to make them look better….funny how these things work out… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Awkward Selfies with Lindsay Hancock of the Day

Her name is Lindsay Hancock …the kind of girl and name you just want to slip the D into… She is amazing, and I am not just saying that because I follow her on snapchat and love everything she brings me, I am saying that because I follow her everywhere, and if I was in LA that would include home fromt the grocery store she is shopping at on her snapchat, just so I can show her how much I love her… This video of her taking awkward selfies with strangers for an app called FLING just hit a few hours ago…and it shows a sign of Lindsay Hancock…the girls and name I want to slip the D into…that makes me want to show her how much I care by taking awkward selfies with her in her bedroom while she sleeps and doesn’t notice me there after following her home from the grocery store I saw her snap chat from.. All this to say, I really like Lindsay Hancock….a lot.. The post Awkward Selfies with Lindsay Hancock of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rebecca Gayheart is the Throwback Thursday of the Day

Every once in a while I like to participate with the daily mainstream internet themes, like Follow Friday, or Throwback Thursday….because I like experiencing how pathetic we are that together we are united over internet trends… None of these matter, but everyone does it, and think it does, and in turn makes it matter…because when one person does it, the rest of us have to do it….and unfortunately “it” in this case isn’t mass suicide…please drink the Kool Aid.. That said, Rebecca Gayheart is a babe from the past, and she was recently caught by the paparazzi, like she still matters and it is reminding me of a time when she was in a threesome sex video with a hooker that Gawker released the exclusive on…her and her man…a hooker…doing drugs and fucking…but more interestingly, she ran over a kid, killing him because she was talking on her cell phone and in a rush to get to a meeting…and she never went to jail for it and for some reason…her being a disgusting human brings me joy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Rebecca Gayheart is the Throwback Thursday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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