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Taylor Swift Being Stalked in the Woods by the Paparazzi of the Day

I know a scared and running Taylor Swift is porn to all of you freaks… Her and her 40 million dollar legs on some desolate trail in Malibu on a hike with some friends…only to be encountered by the Califonaia native predator….who is actually not froM California, but some shade of either Mexican or Armenian brown….paparazzi bear… Because you can only cum when you smell fear…freak..and all you’re hoping is for her clumsy, awkard self to trip and sprain her ankle so you can move in… It’s the only way you can get laid, I get it… That said, I wouldn’t doubt that the paparazzi were called by Taylor Swift, all these things seem like an inside job. My friend was at lunch next to Kendall Jenner yesterday and no one gave a fuck, there was no paparazzi, because the paparazzi weren’t called to get the pic…the only people in Hollywood who care about celebs is other celebs… It is a insular, cess pool of “who is more relevant or cool and making the most money”…fucking idiots…And for some strange reason, Taylor Swift is top of the charts now…so here she is in what you probably like better than a sex tape…freak. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Being Stalked in the Woods by the Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Ass on Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez posted this low level erotic on Instagram…and I guess it is a big deal, because it brings up an interesting, often ignored part of her, you know one that her puffy Lupus face and fake tits tend to distract the world from, and that is her little Mexican booty, not that Mexicans are really known for their booty, but rather more known for their great corn tortillas…corn tortillas I would let Selena Gomez rub all over my face, not because I like eating the same things as beiber…and not because she’s rich and famous…and not because they remind me of my Mexican prostiture mother…but because I fucking love corn tortillas…. All this to say, this pic is kinda creepy, kind of erotic, it reminds me of voyeuristic 70s porn and that’s all I have to say about that… The post Selena Gomez Ass on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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