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Iggy Azalea Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Iggy Azalea, you may have been raped by her songs on the regular basis thanks to the radio and her pulling off an amazing scam, speaking to white girls everywhere, by being everything they want to be in this sex-filled, hip hop controlled pop culture… Here’s her ass in a bikini, that you probably won’t want to rape her back after looking at, because it’s dumpy, likely fake, and designed to keep her on brand, so that she continues to sell records, exciting the labels in a world where records are never sold… Unless sloppy, possibly implants to keep her on brand asses are your thing…which they probably are, because thanks to the obesity crisis, and the media, they probably are… Doesn’t matter, bikini pics. To See The Rest of the Pics Click Here The post Iggy Azalea Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashely for Cheeki by Rony Alwin of the Day

Her name is Anastasia Ashley , she’s a surf model with one of the most famous surf asses, always out there in a bikini, and thank god for that, because it makes the world a better place… An ass so magical, that I guess it inspired Rony’s Photobooth and the people at Cheeki to make a solid Ass Worship video in her hotel room… This is probably the most edgy, hardcore, erotic, bare assed, and fucking substantial we’ve seen this bitch…I mean…you’re probably thinking forget riding the big waves as she does in her day to day…and come ride the D…but we know that will never happen, but at least you can masturbate to her… Awesome video….song by SPLURT …get to know this video intimately, take it on a Valentines Date…love it, give it back massages…spit in it’s mouth, I don’t care…just fucking watch it…it’s good. The post Anastasia Ashely for Cheeki by Rony Alwin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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My Kind of Teacher and Other Videos of the Day

Student Gets Tased Fans Throw a Bomb at at Russian Basketball Game Strong Dude in Brazil 12 Cops VS Naked Girl with a Machete Gas Station Pump VS Woman Alabama Police VS Grandfather People in Brazil Stealing from a Truck Accident – While Truck Driver is Dead in the Cab Suicide Videos are Fucked Worst Person to Road Trip With Dude Pissing in the Lobby The post My Kind of Teacher and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Tits are Old and Boring of the DAy

Chelsea Handler posting her tits is just boring as fuck. I guess it is the only way someone used to having a nightly audience can get the level of exposure that makes her feel relevant, and that’s showing her tits, that are likely fake tits, definitely old tits, that when she first started pulling them out in public, people noticed and were like – oh an old lady from TV is pulling out her tits…but then getting over it pretty quickly, because she’s an old lady pulling out her tits…but instead of it being a one time deal, it’s a weekly thing…over exposure that isn’t accomplishing much…but maybe giving a glimpse into the world of how she even created her career…you know with less sticking the right dicks inside her when she was semi-cute a bunch of decades ago…fresh faced and eager… The post Chelsea Handler’s Tits are Old and Boring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes is Victoria’s Secreat Answer to Kim Kardashian of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is the Victoria’s Secret model who is married and has a bunch of babies with a black guy and by looking at these recent pics of her ass, I think we can all understand how that happened, I mean that’s a fucking ass…and black dude’s love ass. Is that a racist statement, is the one black dude who doesn’t like ass freaking out that I said that, is he saying “you racist fuck, all dudes love ass, not just black dudes, in fact I don’t even like ass, I like things in my ass, because I’m a little bitch”… Either way, I normally hate on Victoria’s Secret, but never on their models, they do cast some serious babes, that’s why they end up becoming famous models all thanks to their marketing machine. It’s like they don’t even need to pay these girls, I mean they can just own them, like the livestock that they are to the brand… Which doesn’t matter, what matters is how fat Doutzen’s ass is….I’m glad they’ve turned her into the Victoria’s Secret Kim Kardashian…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Doutzen Kroes is Victoria’s Secreat Answer to Kim Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Keke Palmer Simulates a Blowjob of the Day

I don’t know who Keke Palmer is, but apparently she matters…I would say something racist like that she’s just famous for being in Tyler Perry movies, you know because black people would assume that I was just saying that because she’s a black actor, and if you’re a black actor it means you’re in Tyler Perry movies…but thanks to Wikipedia, I got proof that she’s from Tyler Perry movies…making me not racist…I love how these things always work out…. Either way, she’s in bed, taking selfies that look like she’s sucking a dick…obviously on purpose because no one is putting this shit out to the internet without seeing that it looks just like that… Sucking dick simulation gets hits.. The post Keke Palmer Simulates a Blowjob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone is Fun of the Day

Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, only because in 10 years, she’s one of two or three people who has tried to sue me…thanks to posting shitty pics of her fat in a bikini on her honeymoon, which was apparently an invasion of privacy on my part…like I was the motherfucker following the big titty model around on her honeymoon…because I care so much about her fucking sloppy tits in a happily in love private moment… So fuck her, like you were some UK comedian with a lot of money, or at least imagine that when staring at these hot enough pics for W magazine, that feature one nipple, on some substantial tits, which is pretty major for a model…who would normally be 7 foot tall and 73 pounds. Right. The post Lara Stone is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kendrick for The Edit of the Day

Anna Kendrick has always been ugly to me, sure she’s skinny, but that face, mainly her mouth just annoys the fuck out of me, and makes me feel like I would probably throw up if I had to watch it eat, pretty much anything, including pussy, and I love watching girls eat pussy. That said, I read, yes, despite my broken english, and horrible spelling, I do in fact read, and I read recently that Anna Kendrick has no time to take nude selfies, and that she finds them dumb, so that there will never be any Anna Kendrick leaked spread asshole pics…with her vagina dripping all over her inner thigh… However, I would argue, that every girl has taken nude pics, even if was deleted right after, and that she’s lying to us, because if there is one thing actors have, it’s all the time in the fucking world. They work 6-8 weeks per movie, maybe if their lucky 6 months a year in actual on set work, where they do absolutely nothing for hours at a time. So nude pics would only make sense. Either way here she is for the edit, not nude, but nude enough…now if only they put a mask on her, I could probably jerk off to it. I’ve got standards like that, even though I have absolutely no standards. The post Anna Kendrick for The Edit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

So this 50 Shades of Grey shit is pretty fucking serious. 100 million copies of the book sold. 250 million views of the trailer and apparently…it’s not even that bad of a movie, at least according to some woman I know who is obsessed with the shit and got tickets to see the movie before other people…who would probably have loved it if it was a puppet show being put on in a park by homeless people just to remember that this book is responsible for her first orgasm and she’s in her 50s… That said, Dakota Johnson plays the innocent girl, something that is probably a stretch for her because I know rich girls and historically, when their moms were slutty rich kids turned actors, they kind of fall into the same train of thought…unless of course she hates her mom and wants nothing to do with that whore life…and only limits her getting naked to movies she stars in to launch her career… Not that it matters, what matters is how old her face looks…it’s like it has seem some shit..a little too wrinkly for a 20 something…maybe she’s on her mom’s cocaine diet…or maybe she just needs to hydrate..or a nap…lookin’ a bit like she’s been left in the sex dungeon for a week full of starvation, sex slavary and orgasms.either way, here’s some of her cleavage. To See The Rest of the Day Click Here The post Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day

Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass…is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany, and apparently, Vogue Germany was low on talent budget this month, so they decided to cast one girl and 3 photographers to get their point across….and the pictures are aright…considering they are fashion photographers and she’s a fucking babe…there is just not enough nudity in them…. My only Vogue Germany story is that in the 80s, I knew a German guy who lived in North America, and he claimed his mom was the Vogue Germany editor, and that he lived in Canada because the day he turned 15, she started fucking him, and it was interfering with his schooling and really his social life, because no one likes the motherfucker, who is literally a motherfucker, and not just any mother fucker…but his own mother fucking… It was probably a lie…but knowing the history of Germany…and German porn…it’s totally possible, especially if there was scat involved… Here are the pics. By Peter Lindbergh: By Camilla Åkrans: By Daniel Jackson: The post Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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