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Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Erotica for Love Magazine of the DAy

I felt like I kept Kim Kardashian on the top of the site long enough, so why not throw up the new generation Kardashian, the younger, skinnier, richer, brattier one who is just as self involved, narcissistic, ridiculous and hungry for attention, doing some low level erotica with lesbian it girl, thanks to having all the right friends, and it isn’t really hot, or interesting, or fun…but I guess…it’s still worth looking at and possibly question why you would care or why you would jerk off to this, as you’re supposed to to fashion shoots, but I wouldn’t invest that much energy into it…just look at it and move along…neither of these twats are that great… Here’s the shitty scissioring… The post Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Erotica for Love Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Rihanna Chilling in Sharks of the Day

I know at least one person who wishes that this is what actually happened to Rihanna one fateful day in Barbados…when she was 13 years old…before ever seducing the UK record exec into selling her off to Jay Z…and turning her into a popstar….only the way I envision it…it would be far less glamourous…and a lot more gory….not that I hate Rihanna, or love Shark attacks….I just like to see the cost vs contribution she’s made in her career, and I can pinpoint anything good – or of value..so she’s really just polluted her way through american pop culture…from her little island..in what may be revenge for the White man importing her ancestors there to work the plantation…or maybe…she actually thinks she’s doing good… Ultimately, who cares….go look at the KIm K magazine pics…they have more shit stain saucer sized nipples in them…. Here’s the Behind the Scenes Video: The post Rihanna Chilling in Sharks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Sports Illustrated’s “First Plus Sized Model” of the Day

I think the better PR play on this whole Plus Sized model thing, is not calling the models plus sized models, because if you are really trying to be politically correct, they should just do what they did with Kate Upton, squeeze her into bikinis that are too small for her, and pretend she’s a model…the people will listen…the people will believe…but the second you say – Plus Sized…you’re pretty much saying fat bitch in a bikini because it is good for business…. I am convinced this is not their first Plus Sized model…I am sure if they had a weigh in – Kate Upton would lose… Here name is Robyn Lawley … I’ve posted her fat chick tits before…but no one celebrates me. The post Sports Illustrated’s “First Plus Sized Model” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Dania Ramirez in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Dania Ramirez is some 35 year old actress who has been on a few shows, like Entourage…and Heroes…back when she wasn’t 35 years old…apparently she’s on some show called Devious Maids, that one of my friends watches religiously, because he’s very fucking weird, based on Eva Longoria’s other life, had she not become a Hollywood star, but rather a Hollywood mexican who works for those stars… I think her more interesting work is her self shot bikini photoshoot for twitter, that she clearly felt the need to post a fucking lot of pics of because girls lke people to jerk off to them. It’s a fact….I read it in Cosmo… The post Dania Ramirez in Bikini for Twitter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Ashley Benson for FHM of the Day

I’ve been doing this a long time and I am an alcoholic, so I get pretty confused as to whether I’ve seen these pictures before or not. It’s like my memory shot, coupled with not giving a fuck about chubby Ashley Benson, who is very famous in some circles, like Instagram, thanks to instagram being a fucking lie, but more importantly, thanks to her being on a very popular show… I think she’s most interesting when fucking in a threesome for Harmony Korine, but even that wasn’t so hot…but it was good enough…like this pics for FHM UK…that you’ve probably already seen before…they are good enough… The post Ashley Benson for FHM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Emmy Rossum Naked on TV of the Day

I don’t like Emmy Rossum, but I do like what she represents. You see she blocked me on social media for making fun of her, and I encourage that kind of behavior, as a feminist who likes to empower women by making fun of cunts like this who get naked to get ahead in their careers, like a slab of fucking meat….because all they want is fame and fortune and global acceptance…I figure it’s important to call them out for the bullshit that they are….and I do like seeing girls get naked, I just like when they do it because they want me to jerk off to them, instead of for trying to advance an acting career…ya know…a whlole lot of authenticity is missing from her strategy, but that can be said about all these fame whoress. The post Emmy Rossum Naked on TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Hannah Davis SI Cover of the Day

This isn’t news….but the PR Machine wants you to think it is.. I make fun of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit all the time, but only because I find it pedestrian, basic, low concept, repetitive, boring…interchangeable…and one of these things that is not progressive, you know they tell you they are 40 years deep, but they haven’t done anything controversial in the last 10 of those 40 years….I distinctly remember jerking off to Elle Mcpherson’s nipples in 1989…..but since then…it’s been just a bunch of girls in bikinis…usually free models…basically instagram… But today, my friend I’ve never met, but may have tweeted at once about being Naomi Watt’s brother, Benn Watts, who has done this kind of shoot forever…got the cover…with Hannah Davis….and they are showing her bald pubic mount…because I guess Sports Illustrated girls aren’t like fashion hipster models…and wax that mound….I mean to anyone with any vision…a bush sneaking out would have made this the best ever…but thanks to porn and the Kardashians and marketing..hair is bad…for now.. Either way, Texas’ own…going strong. All American….babes in bikinis…can’t hate that…unless your family was killed by a babe in a bikini…in which case you can. The post Hannah Davis SI Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Katherine Heigl in her Bra and Panties of the Day

Katherine Heigl is a bit of a monster, who I would expect to see in underwear bottoms like this, even if it is for a movie…the idea of her in something sexy, would just be confusing…because despite her big tits…she’s a bit of a man, or at least has the sex appeal of a man..and the fact that she had her kid out of wedlock, to be a single mom, makes me think..she may like being the man….and I guess woman..because she doesn’t need no man…to get in the way of her life…the whole thing is so slutty!! I’ve always found her pretty sloppy…but sloppy girls get love all the time…so here are the screenshots from whtaever the fuck this is…either a movie, or tv show…because you know at home, she only wears the strap on… The post Katherine Heigl in her Bra and Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Behati Prinsloo Smells Like Adam Levine for Some Event of the Day

I don’t know if this is gay or not, but every time I see Behati Prinsloo, I smell Adam Levine’s sperm…not that I know what sperm smells like, even though I theoretically have sperm, and probably always smell of sperm, making me desensitized to sperm smells, but not making the girls I sperm on desensitized because they always seem to throw up when they come in contact with it… I think it is more of a figurative thing….where all I see is his annoying face any time I try to think she’s hot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Behati Prinsloo Smells Like Adam Levine for Some Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Paz de la Huerta is Amazing for Vivienne Westwood of the day

Jürgen Teller is one of the best photographers out there, and Paz de la Huerta is one of the best models, actresses, talents, and crack whore looking disaster I want to sniff, ever since seeing her in her big break on Boardwalk Empire, only to get killed off…and basically take that to heart, by looking up on some Amy Winehouse post death look or whatever the fuck is going on here… I love it. It is raw, dirty and amazing, and I can cross reference all her nude pics…making it even better…love it.

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