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Micky By Kid Richards Exclusive of the Day

Kid Richards not to be confused with Keith Richards, is a film photographer from Portugal, who takes pictures with film, which is a confusing concept to photographers who only take pictures with digital cameras….now that digital cameras cost all of 300 dollars and allow you to take really glossy high resolution pictures with zero to no fucking skill…turning everyone into a photographer…leaving actual photographers in the dust…because like anything, the general public doesn’t care about good…they care about whatever is popular… Her was nice enough to give us these pics as an exclusive…of Micky…who unlike the mouse….is hot as fuck…

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Kim Kardashian Bare Ass for Love Magazine of the Day

Kim Kardashian has figured out that the follow up to the sex tape, was to have a few failed marriages and a kid, because it would distract people from the sex tape, until they stopped caring about her, when all she ever wanted and all she ever knew was people caring about her…. So she shows her ass in fashion magazines, it went viral, they proclaimed it broke the internet, when really it just broke our souls… And she’s back at it, because she loves the attention her ass gets and mooning is her new marketing hook… There was a strategy leak, and not the kind that we’d encourage, like from one of her ass implants, but instead just of her ass from a creepy angle… The magazine comes out February 9. Here’s a preview: VIA LOVE MAGAZINE

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Jessica Biel’s Pregnancy Reveal of the Day

In the event you were like me and just assumed that Jessica Biel was a man, who dressed like a woman, for the sake of her career and to beard the man she threw her career away from, because he was her N Sync crush….I mean at least that’s what her muscular back was saying…well apparently she’s pregnant…and actually has a vagina…if you take a picture of Timberlake kissing a faceless stomach that might as well be her surrogate, and that any picture you see of her with a baby bump could just be movie magic…because they do live in LA you know… Either way…the baby is on the way…and I heard it is already owned by Disney, it was in the contract Timberlake’s family signed when they sold him to the cult many fucking years ago.

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Bella is the Topless Hipster of the Day

I am pretty into the fact that this hipster thing is mainstream…you see if Bella was porn in 1976, other than being old and washed up, she would never have done topless pics because topless isn’t a big deal, but it was in 1990…and girls who did Playboy and things like that were seen as outrageous…even though it was just tits…you can blame the Christian run media….and thank the interent…for making what could have been a lame fuck…cool as fuck…but then again…Bella could be a lame fuck…and just present herself as cool…it’s the selfie generation…and for all we know she’s Cat-Fsihing us and is actually a 65 year old dude…right…

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Julia Pereira by Jonathan Leder of the Day

Julia Pereira is my most recent Brazilian crush, not that I have crushes, I am more into writing sexual things about a girl, burning any bridge their may be, getting blocked on social media by her, because the chances of even the most low level model to sit on my face is slim to none…so why not make it fun…. I just wish I was the one who discovered her in some Brazilian beach town, selling cocktails or whatever it is that Brazilian girls do, packaging her to the American market like I was Victoria’s Secret…making me forever indebted to me….and thus having my babies as a thanks…not that I want babies….but you get what I am saying….and that is “if only I left my couch…anything is possible”…. These polaroids are shot by Jonathan Leder and they are awesome…

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Christina Milian Works Out for the Paparazzi of the Day

Christina Milian is really reaching to get noticed…I mean there is no doubt in my mind that she called the paparazzi to watch her whoring ass workout in efforts to get sites to post the shit and pay attention to her so that her attempt at being a Kardashian works out, but like her attempt at being Nicki Minaj before Nicki Minaj….probably won’t… I figure, if someone goes to the level of work to get some press and attention, she’s one or two career chess moves away from a sex tape…so encourage this..nonsense…by staring at that round as fuck mom booty… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Naked Man Destroys Car and Other Videos of the Day

The Weatherman Who Deals the Apocalyptic Temperatures Pilot VS Wind Tweeker Counting Change! Woman in Store with Samurai Sword This Will Freak You the Fuck Out…Woman Gives Birth in Wheel Chair on the Way to Delivery Room…Baby Falls Out of her Vagina and gets Run Over by Wheel Chair… Texan Woman VS Muslims Armed Man on Dutch TV Cop Pepper Sprays People on the Sidewalk Dude Breaks his Spine in an Air Bag Stunt Cab Ride of the Day

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Michael Pitt for Rag & Bone of the Day

Michael Pitt from Boardwalk Empire and probably a lot of other shit…like Bully…and who the fuck cares about Michael Pitt…directed this fashion video for a clothing company called Rag & Bone that they probably paid a million dollars for, and that no one will actually give a fuck about, but that I am going to promote because I think I saw a thong wearing ass, but can’t be too sure because I fell asleep 10 seconds into it…. I figure, why not give free press to million dollar campaigns for companies that don’t give a fuck about me, it’s like raping myself because I have no self worth and feel like I deserve to be shat on by everyone around me… It’s all part of my masterplan.

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Yara Khmidan for San Lorenzo Swimwear of the Day

Yara Khmidan is some Ukrainian model….which means she escaped the war torn fate of being a sex worker on a cam site, or shot by Russians, while working with low level porn producer for discount wages, because it makes more money than Lawyers do back home…. I guess she’s tall, I know she has an amazing ass, and here she is in boring bikini photoshoots for a company that makes bikinis for tweens…which isn’t weird on the beach while swimming, but is fucking weird on their ecommerce page of their website… That’s all I have to say about that…and it is about as interesting as my insight into this Ukrainian gets…

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Yara Khmidan for San Lorenzo Swimwear of the Day

Gigi Hadid Leg of the Day

Gigi Hadid likes showing her legs…because that’s what you do when you are the model of the year…when you are really just some rich kid who’s dad bought you your modeling career because he placed you in the right places…and you are really just an instagram model the world is confusing for a real model…because the world thinks instagram is representative of whether someone matters or not…when really it is like Tila Tequila on Myspace, and motherfuckers just like looking at half naked pics… That said, she was at an event…also showing leg…because that’s what you do when you’re the model of the year after you dad bought you that title…since it feeds his on Narcissistic hustle… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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