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Marie Gillain, Julia Frauche & Teresa Dilger for Lui of the Day

Lui Magazine is one of the better men’s magazine…here’s there February issue with models Marie Gillain, Julia Frauche, & Teresa Dilger I don’t know who any of them are, but I do know they are all lovely in their own way, especially the one with bush, since bush is trendy and I love it, and always have, it has a level of eroticism and natural beauty to it…all while being a fashion accessory like a pussy top hat…that makes the pussy more fun to rub against my face…while bald pussy just screams “Kardashian”….so girls if you’re out there…SAVE THE BUSH DON’T SHAVE THE BUSH….#freethebush….fuck the nipple… Here are all the pics…

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Natasha Galinka is Magical of the Day

Natasha Galinka is a Russian born American model who you may or may not remember from being robbed during one of the seasons of America’s Next Top model, because I guess she wasn’t born in America, and that disqualified her from being America’s Next Top model, especially when up against a latina, who being latina meant raging fans of their own kind on TV, it’s what they cleaned hotel rooms for….because when it comes to these kinds of all-American things, like the presidency or reality shows…you best be born in the USA…not be arab…and if you’re latina…you’ve got a competitive advantage… Either way, that was years ago, she’s still around, and she’s looking amazing, and I can’t figure out why a body like this isn’t on TV, in Movies, or most importantly…in my bed…she’s magical…and I’m not just saying that because I love Russians for their princess attitude and no soul…I’m saying that because…look at the fucking pics.

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Petra Nemcova Not Retouched for Ultimo Lingerie of the Day

Petra Nemcova is a Czech model who must be in her late 40s, because I feel like she’s been around forever. She’s been part of every underwear campaign the last 2 decades, from Victoria’s Secret, to La Perla, to Victoria’s secret, to whatever the fuck Ultimo is…and she probably booked the work, because she’s tall…And unlike other Czech Girls, she didn’t have to work in the sex trade because they are hot and more affordable than American porn chicks, because Czech girls are always willing to fuck on camera for money….at least it seems that way if you watch porn…and they are the only hot ones doing it…but she’s still getting half naked for fashion… I think the most interesting thing about this babe, is not that she’s a babe who doesn’t need to be retouched, you know since that’s the whole fucking point of using models and not fat actors as spokespeople to push the brand, the whole retouching thing makes no fucking sense…but it is that she survived the Tsunami…and that’s a pretty gangster thing to survive…and thank god she survived, so that we can stare.

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Kelly Brook’s Trying to Seduce You of the Day

Old and tired Kelly Brook looks like she’s thrown in the towel on this get famous in America shit. I’m thinking that her work visa may be expiring and she’s trying to pass off the big titty torch to her roommate, NATALIE LOREN , by plugging the shit out of both their tits on instagram for attention, because attention may lead to a job, when sex tape is the only angle they should be taking….and I guess she’s either taken the den mother position, to help misguided titty models get ahead, or MAYBE, she’s taking the latch onto something hotter than her to get attention, or maybe girls with big tits who get attention for their big tits have a bond and understanding for each other that people who don’t have big tits just never understand… Here’s their instagram pics…

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Miley Cyrus Topless in Hawaii of the Day

I’d expect Miley Cyrus to be topless at the beach, because she is an advocate of the whole free the nipple campaign, she is an exhibitionist who has put herself out there, and I guess what it comes down to is that they are just tits….who gives a fuck…and more importantly, they are tits we’ve all seen, and when cast around that boyish face and hair, they are tits we may not even want to see, unless you are me, in which case, you like seeing all tits, even when you’re desensitized to tits, and the only think that can actually get you off is fisting videos….making it much more challenging for famous people to fame whore, cuz everyone is naked everywhere…all the time…who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan’s Not Dead from her Bali Mosquito Aids of the Day

In case you were wondering, Lindsay Lohan is not dead from the mosquito disease she got when wearing a bikini, because as you know flies are attracted to rancid rotting shit, that we can only assume her vagina both looks and smells like….The rumor is that she’s playing sick to get out of jail again….I think she’s just doing anything for attetion..including posting panty pics to instagram…because that was the original publicity stunt, before the whole genius of tropical diseases came to her marketing strategy. Either way…she’s the worst…and I’d still let her smear all her diseases over my unprotected dick…I mean she is Lindsay Lohan…

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Rita Ora for L’Officiel Paris of the Day

Rita Ora is in this issue of L’Officiel and the pictures are so fucking boring. It’s like they don’t realize that up until this year, she was this UK starlet trying to make it in America as the next Rihanna, before finally finding a hit and getting where she wanted to go…you know someone who was desperate and willing to do anything to get where she needed to be….who is now where she needed to be…and not willing to do anything worth looking at…..because L’Officiel generally have good photoshoots, sometimes the kind of fashion shoot you can masturbate to…and instead of going down that road with the ratchet…they come up with this…and it’s a fail….but then again…I guess it is fitting…because most of Rita Ora’s life has involved her failing…look at her now…or don’t bother..it’s not very exciting.

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Julia Lescova by Kesler Tran of the Day

Every once in a while, it is important to stop looking at shitty twitter and instagram pics, and shitty magazine photoshoot pics, of shitty low level models, or girls who think they are models, to focus on actual models, like

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Fergie for Allure of the Day

Fergie defied all odds when she had kids….because we all throught she was born with man parts. That’s what her muscle tone and hard face told us….a hard face she claims was from meth after being a forgotten one hit wonder….before Black Eyed Peas created the new version of her… Well now she’s in Allure, where she’s probably not talking about sex changes, or sucking dick for a hit, but rather being a mom with so much money her kids and their kids and their kids after than don’t have to worry…all thanks to a bunch of shitty, insincere popsongs…because that’s just how the entertainment industry works…and you can’t hate her for being better at monetizing her life than all the hotter more talented girls out there…

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Cara Delevingne for Tag Heurer of the Day

I know that Tag isn’t really the highest end watch. They do some midrange mall level watch, so seeing Cara Delevingne attached to it, isn’t as offensive as if this was a Rolex Ad, because it would clearly be Rolex trying to rich some rich socialite who hangs with celebrities crowd, instead of using someone aspirational, that would make me want to work hard so that I could afford a Rolex….or maybe Cara Delevingne is an “It” girl now because she is apsirpational…maybe the younger audience thing having a trust fund and celebrity friends is what life is about…you know vapid whores everywhere…going to modeling shoots and fancy parties….and having the media love everything you do because you have a bit of a different look since you’re not a natural born model…and the right friends……and I guess…that’s probably what this is all about…attach to something popular, pay it well, and maybe become popular too…it’s basically her whole marketing campaign she used on herself…and it worked…applied to watches…too bad she doesn’t look hot in it… TO SEE HER AT THE CAMPAIGN LAUNCH WITH A BABY WILD ANIMAL CLICK HERE

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