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McKayla Maroney Bikini Pic of the Day

McKayla Maroney is a bit of a scam. Sure she won a Gold Medal by piggy backing on the skills of her Gymnastic team that I assume she got on because they needed one that didn’t look like a weird boxy muscular troll so that perverts everywhere would watch….something her stage mother, who probably acted as assistant coach, forcing her into this at a young age, seeing some natural talent and pushing hard as it was their window of opportunity…it was the way out…but I know nothing about Gymnastics other than cameltoes and cartwheels, so maybe she isn’t a scam on that American Hero Front…where I know she’s a scam is that at 18, she plays up and acts like a 12 year old, at least on social media…and the perverts love it because she’s a gymnast and has a body of a 12 year old….you know all virginal and shit…then her nudes drop..her constant flow of bikini pics drop…and her 18th birthday dropped and you know that her pre-mature, developmental issues possibly caused by hormone therapy must be a lie…and that this girl knows just what she’s doing and how to do it to seduce her way into relevance… So this bikini pic may be her pretending to be playful..but really it’s a cocktease…I can tell.

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Cara Delevingne for DKNY Underwear of the Day

Cara Delevingne is the body or face of DKNY and she’s probably making a lot of money doing it, as she is the new Kate Moss….people seem to really give a shit about her and brands throw money at that…even when the people they are throwing money at don’t need the money…they already have a trust fuund…but I guess the more money she gets…the more heroin she can by…because I’ve been told by a lot of people, she’s the fucking worst Junkie around…with track marks all up and down her arms and legs…and I’d say her face tells a very similar story…a face that looks retarded and broken down…but the second it is in front of a camera…it’s good…like so many lies we’re exposed to every day…here’s Cara… TO SEE HER DISGUSTING HEROIN ADDICT MUTANT FACE IN SHORT SHORTS IN LA CLICK HERE

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Olivia Munn Puppies of the Day

Olivia Munn gets perpetual hate from people, but I’m sure she’s not that bad. She just had an opportunity that came her way before social media was really that big, to host a TV show, that was on a legit digital, but still legit channel…that ended up going bankrupt, and she took it…because it was probably better that going to failed audition after failed audition…her mouth was already warn out and tired of sucking its way through… So she reached a bunch of gamers and nerds and gamers and nerds are loyal – they put her on the map – because they loved that she spoke their language – even if they knew it was a lie – it brought hope and they believed… Then she got into movies, and now she’s posting big cleavage and puppies on instagram…and none of it matters…she doesn’t matter…but for some reason…you virgin losers still jerk off to her…or the memory of her you probably married when she reviewed your favorite video game..or some equally strange, socially awkward thing…

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Rosamund Pike Has a Beard of the Day

Today’s posts are brought you by Rosamind Pike’s facial hair… Facial hair I probably would have noticed and been disgusted by when I was young when FEM-STACHES made me gag, especially when food got caught in them…but the no longer bothers me because I realize humans are disgusting, hairy creatures, bush is hot…and like so many homos before you will tell you…and little beard keeps the load on their face longer and better so that it looks good in picture… I mean sure, she’s a celebrity, and she’s pre-menopausal, my wife is full on menopausal and her hormones are so jacked that her beard is an actual circus level sideshow beard….but you’d think she’d thread, wax, laser, etc…so that people who are less kind to hairy woman than me…can’t slaughter her… Because despite all the hate I get, I am not a misogynist, I love women, all kinds of sizes and shapes…and hairiness levels… As long as there’s a vagina…sign me up….to get down. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sofia Vergara’s Ass in Tights of the Day

Here’s Sofia Vergara’s ass in fitness gear, because I guess she’s getting ready to get married, or maybe she realizes she’s 100 fucking years old and that she needs to go to the gym to maintain that sex appeal that too her 20 years of hustle to finally land the right part, on the right show, to suddenly validate everything and everyone she did along the way to the top…. I am not overly excited by 45 year old strippers who never were, because they were smart enough to get to Miami, date rich, get into the right circles, make money…and it all paid off… But I know that people are, especially 35 year old aspiring actors, not just hispanics trying to border jump, but every 35 year old who hasn’t made it says “Sofia Vergar only got Modern Family at 37, it could happen to me”…not that I like 35 year old aspiring actors, but I do like their desperation… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Brazilian Topless Catfight and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Dude of the Day NYPD Fail of the DAy that resulted in serious Head Injuries… Women Survives Crazy Crash Guy Fights Off a Guy With a Stick…. Weird Ghetto Flashlight Beating… Guy on Fire Outside Cemetery

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Lorde in Bathing Suit of the Day

Lorde is a sea monster….and I guess she’s not trying to hide it, she’s more of the put her bullshit out there kind of girl, for everyone to celebrate like she was Lana Del Rey, only younger and dumpier, and less authentic, even though Lana Del Rey is just fabricated bullshit shoved down our throat too….serving some kind of purpose…one I don’t know, but assume involves suicidal lonely tweens who cut themselves because they are idiots, but a purpose that shouldn’t be in a bathing suit, but at least is in a one piece, because unlike so many girls, she knows her limitations….and I appreciate that…

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Rihanna in Barbados on the Day

Here is Rihanna being a lesbian with her friend, if lesbianism meant wearing what look like bike shorts while topless by the pool in Barbados, in a 20 million dollar house, you probably would walk by as a girl, wishing one day it would be yours, only for it to actually be yours because you’re fucking Rihanna… I like to think lesbianism has more fisting….at least that’s what the fun lesbians do…

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Ginger Spice Upskirt of the Day

Ginger Spice flashed her ass getting into a boat on vacation…and it almost reminded me of when Ginger Spice was a stripper and nude model before becoming the only Spice Girl kicked out of the Spice girls for being unruly, or whatever the fuck the reason was, I am not really well-versed in Spice Girl trivia, but I am well versed in panties, it’s a bit of a fetish…but not one that involves girls sending me their panties, or buying them off the internet, and definitely not one of me wearing panties…because I like being pretty but one that happens when girls show me how wet they are with pics of their panties thanks to all the friends I’ve made on TINDER..and that ends when other obscure sometimes shit and period stains get involved…. I guess there is something erotic in seeing, at least for the most part…and not in this old, probably menopausal, vagina that has seen some shit…way.a fabric hugged a vagina all day… So here are her panties… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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W Magazine’s Acting’s Brightest Stars of 2015 of the Day

I don’t know if this is really that interesting to anyone…since it isn’t interesting to me…I figure I’ll post it anyway…because I’ve decided to create a hell existence filled with exposing myself to shit I don’t like…in efforts to remind me why I hate the world…. So W Magazine partnered up with photographer Tim Walker…and they took a bunch of different covers, because I guess that’s how they sell copies…and it featured who they’ve decided are the hottest stars of 2015…even though they’re all the same motherfuckers as the last 4 ywars…it’s like Hollywood needs some new fucking blood already… The “stars” are: Amy Adams, Shailene Woodley, Keira Knightley (posing with Benedict Cumberbatch), Reese Witherspoon, Julianne Moore, Elle and Dakota Fanning, Emily Blunt, Emma Stone and who gives a fuck… The pics however, are pretty cool…I approve…even if the people in the pics are boring…

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