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Alessandra Ambrosio Has Tits of the Day

Wanna know what I find so fucking fun. I mean like the most fun ever. Starring at a picture of a model at an event…fully clothed…showing off some cleavage…because she has spent the last decade and a half modeling half naked…in lingerie…and bikinis…because she was part of the most hyped underwear cartel of our generation’s marketing team….before having a bunch of kids…not quite ruining her body, but probably ruining her vagina…. Because my life is pathetic. I mean seriously…if I was actually into Alessandra Ambrosio…I’d probably go through her backlog of content…and not bother with her Brazilian ass doing shitty press…because cleavage…isn’t spread asshole…and I am about the spread assholes…not to mention – she’s old. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel Boring BTS of the Day

I guess in preparation of the Victoria’s Secret Infomercial America is already excited about watching, because I guess they don’t have access to internet porn, or really anything hotter than a bunch of model walking the runway in family friendly, because it is primetime, bikinis….a television event we can all agree is a fucking scam that no one should be excited about….unless you live in a fucking Trailer park and Network TV, and Malls is all you fucking know, Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel were commissioned to release some Behind the Scenes pics, because that’s what their contracts stipulate, and without Victoria’s Secret, Karlie wouldn’t be scissoring Taylor Swift, and Candice would be dying of AIDS back home in South Africa, if she survived being shot by her legless boyfriend…the pics suck, but she’s wet…

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Bella Thorne at an Event of the Day

#459340534 / gettyimages.com Bella Thorne is 17. People are going nuts for her. The blogs are writing about her. She’s a hot commodity. This is her time. Because historically, American based perverts always give girls who are on the cusp of 18 extra attention because of the whole illegal to have sex with, even though she’ll look exactly the same in 9 months when she turns 18, it’s a matter of principal that now is the time to sexualize her, because after 18, it’s just boring. She was at an event for Horrible Bosses 2. I am sure other people were there…like Jennifer Anistion …but no one cares about her, it’s all about Bella, she even has a slutty and inapproriate name thanks to her parents who pimped her out properly…and she’s wearing a one-piece outfit that touches all her key body parts…in ways…that some may think are magical…but that I can’t see as magical…because she’s not 18..and I am not a pervert…I mean I am in Canada and legally I can bang 16 year olds, but I don’t, because they are the worst…I need a little more weathered and broken… #459344640 / gettyimages.com #459340570 / gettyimages.com #459340498 / gettyimages.com #459340496 / gettyimages.com #459340482 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Or here she is in something called Red Band Society …that doesn’t look very 17 to me…naughty Hollywood.

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Vanessa Hudgens Has Good Pants of the Day

I’ve been on the fence about Vanessa Hudgens for pretty much her entire career….I don’t know if it stems from bitterness that her legal team came at me over her first round of nudes, that had no negative impact on her career whatsoever, even though her pussy had 5 o’clock shadow on it…and I’m a dude who loves bush, but her bush was janky….They pretended she was 17, to get people scared enough to remove them, and it worked as well as internet works for erasing nudes… But I think it has more to do with her fluctuating in weight, it’s like sometimes she’s hot, sometimes, she’s bloated and pudgy, all while doing nothing very interesting….and then she released another set of nudes during the fappening, where she looked amazing, bringing back hope…and now there’s this…her ass..in fitness pants…that looks like it is clenching like it has to take a shit…which isn’t a good or bad thing…unless you don’t think girls shit… All this to say…good pants. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Bar Refaeli Fitness of the Day

I know it isn’t Throwback Thursday, but it is Flashback friday, and what better way to remember the past, than to put up a picture of a star model of the past, that at one point in time was at the top of her game, and who has since pretty much packed up and moved back to Israel to do whatever it is she does…like post pics of her abs engaged mid crunch, you know to let you know she’s still alive and kicking, even though no one cares, since the world is filled with hot girls, many of whom have also had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, leaving this one old news..but not quite forgotten…right…

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Jaime King Ass for Instagram of the Day

I am a little slow to the gate on this one…it happened 5 days ago and according to internet protocol…5 days is the equivalent of 10 years ago…but still not in the realm of “it didn’t happen at all because you can still google it to cross reference it with her latest social media work”…that’s why we are all ADD idiots who focus on useless things like other people’s lives, and making our shitty lives seem more interesting…something I only really like when it involves girls being slutty, or exhibitionists, because anything else is just nonsense I can’t jerk off to… So Jaime King….star of My Bloody Valentine 3D….who is 35 posted this ass picture, and it’s not that bad…because it is an ass picture…and it doesn’t look 35…because she’s all hollywood, even though she’s barely hollywood, but I remember the name, so there must have been at least 5-10 minutes for her, where she was deep throating producers, as girls in hollywood do, provided the producer has a big enough penis to constitute “deep throating”…when most are probably tiny penises overcompensating with shitty movies and lots of money…not that it matters…what matters is that all girls need to flash their asses…Jaime King is just taking the lead on a movement I endorse…

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Iuliia Danko by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Iuliia Danko is s a model in a world where everyone is a fucking model – thanks to the internet…but I guess she’s tall enough to be an actual model…unlike the hot in picture midgets on instagram pretending to be models – because social media allows people to be anything they want to be – it’s that mask of lies that people don’t bother digging deeper into – because they are too busy scrambling to post their next instagram pic, like it was homework, when you’d think logically, the last thing you’d ever want to do is more fucking work, especially when that work makes other assholes billionaires and leaves you just an asshole begging for fans… Either way, Iuliia Danko, is not an instagram model, she’s Italian and she is topless while hiding nipples, that tease for ALESSANDRO CASAGRANDE , who I’ve posted before, because I like his photos.

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Victoria’s Secret Casting of the Day

CBS put out this riveting viral video to all the aspiring Victoria’s Secret models, who I am sure there is an abundance of, because every suburban middle of the road asshole thinks that it is the pivotal place to be hired, so that you can officially believe you are beautiful, and that the rest of the world can celebrate that beauty…. It is the “Casting” process of their fashion show, where they test models they find all over the world, but mainly NYC through model agencies, and decide which girls have the fittest bodies, to promote healthy life, while selling panties to fat middle of the road women via their husbands who jerk off to these girls… I don’t find it all that interesting, I think Victoria’s Secret, their informerical and all the overrated, strategically placed girls are a total scam… But I do find this new one Rachel Hilbert interesting, because when you scam the world properly, like they have, the talent comes to you….

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Scarlett Johansson Monster of the DAy

Scarlett Johansson made an appearance that I like to call addressing the fact that she was never as hot as the world made her out to be, and that her throwback to “hollywood glamour”, her PR Team spun for years, that worked and got her work, is really just a Mom heading to a PTA meeting after picking up the kids at Soccer practice and making them whatever Suburban families eat… There is no Glamour, there is just a memory of what was, now that it is old and tired, married and a mother, and pretty much as boring as I think she’s always been, except when she leaked those nudes and got a guy sent to jail for it, that was her peak, not that people who release nudes should go to jail, I mean we need them, but because she looked pretty good nude, but that was pre-kid…and only for a minute… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Fabienne Hagedorn Topless Model for Kesler Tran of the Day

Fabienne Hagedorn is a model that’ I’ve never heard of, but she is actually signed, she actually gets work, so don’t confuse her for some instagram model, because I know, according to instagram studies, 97% of all girls on Instagram are models, they are just waiting for their big campaign, that they assume will come when they hit 100,000 followers, and it probably will, because the world is lazy and companies just run after people they think people care about, even if those people are garbage… It’s a vain world, where everyone is self obsessed, maybe even disgusting, but as long as stars like Fabienne Hagedorn break through the noise, because she has real fucking talent, and by talent I mean a hot fucking body, I figure who cares, let it happen, we’re all gonna die anyway, and everything is a scam, at least now the scam goes back to the people…even if the people are idiots… Either way, real model, real tits, trying to get ahead….we like.

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