An interesting contrast happened on the paparazzi boards…Lady Gaga was on a bike in a bikini top wherever the fuck she is in the world…and so was Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal… I figured it was a great opportunity to compare what a downsy-looking overrated by hot bodied model looked like versus some overrated dumpy popstar no one really cares about anymore… I figure there is no winner, they are both winners and we are the losers, but by the looks of Lady Gaga’s pants, I think she pissed herself knowing Agdal’s got more sex appeal… I’d have you vote now, but I don’t care about your opinion… I will link you to more pics of NINA and GAGA …because that’s what I do…
Hayden Panettiere is pregnant…so I guess, like all new moms or moms to be, her hormones are telling her this a beautiful time in her life that she will cherish until the day she dies, much liker her mom cherished her, before whoring her out to producers at a young age, because that’s what you do when all you can do is Soap Operas, you try to get better gigs for your baby… In cherishing the beauty that is her pregnancy, she’s decided to slip into a bikini, to show off how fucking big she is, because it’s pretty fucking big, up on some ready to drop porn that doesn’t allow penetration since the baby or in this case multiple babies are poking out already, making it impossible… I guess what we are looking at is her midget frame hosting a normal sized baby, or maybe a plus sized baby, thanks to her 6 foot 7 boyfriend, up on some Pomeranian getting Knocked Up by a Great Dane, the human version weirdness…and I have a feeling you find this oddly erotic…because her fan base is virgin loser like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Bella Thorne is on the cusp of being legal in the USA, just 11 months to go. She is totally legal in Canada, because we let our perverts fuck 16 year olds legally, which I guess makes sense of a physical level, because they have rockin’ bodies, are capable of having babies, and thanks to genetically modified foods, she’s been able to have babies since she was 8 and thanks to internet porn, she’s known how to have babies since she was 3, and thanks to parents who stage parented her and sent her out to make the family money, she’s known how to work it and seduce grown men since she was 10…. That said, there’s a study that I heard about called All Men are Pedophiles, because 16 is the age where men of all ages stay attracted to, it’s some animal instinct shit that is magnified by the fact that it is illegal for you, because the second you talk to a 16 year old, you’ll know you want nothing to do with them…but you’ll obviously like starring at their asses….in bikinis that are skimpier and skimpier every year. Thanks Brazil. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
One of the most important fashion shoots of the year, I’m talking far more important than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and even more important than the September Issue, is the yearly 2014 Pirelli Calendar that stemmed from a European car parts company realizing that fashion is hot, and that what better way to do a Calendar than to use top models, in modern day pin up, usually naked or half naked, shot by the top photographers….because really it’s better than Glamour models… So here are the details… Steven Meisel’s Pirelli Calendar 2015 (51st edition) Model: Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls, Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmerman, Natalia Vodianova, Isabeli Fontana, Sasha Luss, Anna Ewers, Carolyn Murphy, Cameron Russell, Karen Elson, Candice Huffine Here are the pics…this is the best one in the last few years…good job Meisel.
The Guy and His Fap Function on his Mechanical Arm The Pantsless Girl Walking in NYC… Guy With No Arms – Still Drives – Probably Better Than an Asian The Guy Who Cut Off His Own Finger DJ Fail of the Day Russians Don’t like Gays The Wookie and the Korean Missionary
This is a shoot by photographer KATE BELLM , who shot a footwear campaign in the desert with a model who got naked, which as far as I’m concerned is the only way any ad campaign should be shot – because clothes just get in the way of promoting products…and let’s just hope mainstream brands take this lead and make all campaigns on TV, billboard, and even radio like this – because I am all about naked…even when I am not really about commerce selling garbage people don’t need…because naked is good…even when it is for corporate evil…
This is a weird and amazing Japanese girls in bikinis video that 3,000,000 people have seen, that I only saw today because I am neither Japanese or current when it comes to internet nonsense and I think that 3,000,000 more people need to see it….make it the Gangnam Style….of big Japanese tits in a bikini..and not because I have a Japanese fetish, but because we should all have a Japanese fetish, it’s the weirdest place in the fucking world – from their porn to their tv shows…to this…and I am a fan.
Bella Thorne vs Bar Refaeli bikini on social media contest of the day… It’s like what do you like better, a 16 year old who has probably had more sex than you because thanks to internet porn, she was raised on the shit from a young age and it aint a thing…especially when raised by stage parents to finance the family. Or do you want a washed up, old, barely famous model who once had an A-List celebrity boyfriend, who now just hangs on with random campaigns, her own underwear line, and social media shoots… I figure new vs old, or not, they are both winners, because they are using social media right.
I’ve never heard of Melanie Ribbe, but apparently she’s done all kinds of campaigns and cover shoots… She was born in Germany, she was raised in Jamaica, making her all kinds of obscure in the fetish world…it’s like smoke week and listen to reggae with her before chaining her up in your sex dungeon and blasting hard techno while ripping lines of speed…before moving into SCAT…. Now she’s naked enough for my friends at Galore Magazine…and it is amazing. VIA GALORE MAG
A photo posted by Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:17pm PST 5 days ago Sara Sampaio defended herself against evil society that hates skinny girls and that try to shame her for all she represents being skinny, even though the real people who deserve to be bullied are fat girls, because it is for their own good, it beats diabetes….and skinny models should be celebrated, because they fit the clothes best, that’s why they are models… So any skinny hot model bitch defending the evil that is fat chicks is a friend of mine, even if she probably hates me because I make fun of her on the internet, provided she knows I exist, which I can assure you she doesn’t, even though she should, since we are fighting the same fight, hating fat chicks… I’m proud of my body and I’m not gonna let any of you bully me just because I’m skinny! Every body is different, and every metabolism is different! I eat a lot, so next time u decide to tell me to eat a burger remember I probably eat more burgers than you, I’ve always been skinnier, and probably will always be, I workout, I’m healthy and I’m happy! The amount of hate I see thrown at me and to other model friends that I know are naturally skinny it’s ridiculous! U don’t see us shaming other types of bodies so please don’t come and shame ours! Be happy with ur body and stop shaming others! Whether they are skinny, fat, fit, with big boobs, small boobs etc! Don’t share hate! Be happy Happy jump ???? #stbarths Uma foto publicada por Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) a Nov 11, 2014 at 2:42 PST So blessed!! ???????????????? @vspink @sash19 #stbarths A photo posted by Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) on Nov 11, 2014 at 1:42pm PST
