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Hailey Clauson for Terry Richardson of the Day

I’ve heard that Hailey Clauson is a massive, scary monster of a model, who is not hot in person, but large and scary, but she does take a good picture, which is probably why she got booked for an Urban Outfitters campaign when she was 16, and her and her dad extorted Urban Outfitters after they released the pics, that happened to be slutty…. That was before she was a NUDE MODEL …who is now an it girl model…doing shoots for LUI magazine by Terry Ricahrdson…and these are the pics…

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Sarah Hyland is Blonde of the Day

Sarah Hyland is officially blonde now..I can’t imagine this is big news or even news, but I figure there are some weirdo people who watch her hugely popular show and masturbate to her because she looks 11 despite being in her 20s and I only find it hot because I know she had a restraining order against her abusive ex, and I like to think of this as some witness protection shit, not because I like girls getting beat up to the point they need restraining orders, but I do like broken girls, they are easy, and what better way to be a broken girl, than to have that level of insanity in a relationship…right..

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Tyrone Lebon for i-D Magazine of the Day

Photographer TYRONE LEBON , who I guess has done some shit with i-D magazine in the past…like this Cara Delvingne getting undressed from back in March… Is having his work featured in i-D magazine again, and I figure, when nudity, that includes rockin’ bush, becomes a fashion shoot, I must endorse it, since this is a fashion site…obviously…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

In case you didn’t know, it’s almost time for the most watched pre-recorded televised primetime infomerical that pretends to be an actual event of the year….the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show…something you’d think would be obsolete thanks to internet porn, but where basic people, I’m talking suburbanites in lower middle class households, with low expectations, that are easily met, who are brainwashed by the media and who can’t turn their backs on the products available at their local mall or the spokesmodels hired to promote the sweatshop made shit…you know that will be under every tree this year…. And part of the pre-marketing efforts are getting pics of Candice Swanepoel trying on the lingerie to go viral…and with a body like Candice Swanepoel, she could be marketing actual shit, not just shitty panties, and I’d still be into it…because I am a pervert like that and so are you! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Zoe Cross Flashes her Ass for Some Campaign of the Day

I don’t know anything about this ZOE CROSS model, other than that she’s singed to IMG, which is a pretty big agency that deals with actual models….so I guess she’s more than just an instagram whore doing it for likes and follows, but rather someone who gets paid…and the interesting thing in all this, that really isn’t interesting at all, because there are actually interesting things going on in the world, and this isn’t one of them, but we can pretend it is interesting, is that she’s 5 foot 5….I know crazy right…models are supposed to be 5 foot 7 and the shortest I mean how is this fucking possible…maybe it is because she shows her ass…I know that’s why I care about her.

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Michelle Lewin’s in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Lewin is some big ass, possible fake ass, fitness immigrant who lives in Miami, when she’s not dominating instagram with her bullshit, where she’s rockin’ a bikini for the paprazzi, just like the other immigrant fame whores in bikinis on instagram, just working the beach everyday for the paparazzi, to give the agencies some shitty bikini pics of random nobodies pics to run, since tits get hits…and we like tits…and that’s why we are all looking at this…nonsense – but still worth staring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Alyssa Barbara’s Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is ALYSSA BARBARA …she is a Canadian model who proves to fellow Canadians, like me, that we have hope as a people, that maybe we aren’t too far off the motherland, you know the UK, where we came from, as part of the Commonwealth where we both have the Queen on our money….and can have Glamour Models of our own…or maybe that the best resource isn’t oil sands, or hydro electricity, or Beiber…but this busty and majestic creature, far greater than any moose, who would be a perfect candidate to be our national sport, our national flower, even our national anthem…because I would worship this so good with my mouth….I’m patriotic like that. Pics by Jai.Photo

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Alyssa Barbara’s Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

Alyssa Barbara’s Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is ALYSSA BARBARA …she is a Canadian model who proves to fellow Canadians, like me, that we have hope as a people, that maybe we aren’t too far off the motherland, you know the UK, where we came from, as part of the Commonwealth where we both have the Queen on our money….and can have Glamour Models of our own…or maybe that the best resource isn’t oil sands, or hydro electricity, or Beiber…but this busty and majestic creature, far greater than any moose, who would be a perfect candidate to be our national sport, our national flower, even our national anthem…because I would worship this so good with my mouth….I’m patriotic like that. Pics by Jai.Photo

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Irina Shayk for Bebe of the Day

I’ve always called Irina Shayk out for being a Russian hooker, since most Russian girls I’ve met, even the most beautiful and classy ones, are into fucking for money, to get all the expensive things they weren’t allowed to have during communism…. I’ve called her a beard to her soccer Boyfriend, who I have heard she never sees, but who was just part of the equation of making her a Sports Illustrated model… But the Reality is I have no idea what she’s about, into or what her back story is…I just know she’s hot, with and without the plastic surgery….so here she is in some cheesy holiday campaign…to get you into the Christmas spirit…right…

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Julianne Hough for Shape Magazine of the Day

Julianne Hough is some Dancing with the Stars girl who you probably fucks her brother, and who probably was destined to be a stripper, but who managed to pull some fucking scam, a scam I assume comes from being a rich kid, to end up on TV instead of the pole. Now she is in Shape Magazine, a magazine notorious for photoshopping the shit out of girls, dressed like a stripper, in stripper quality pics, because I guess what is meant to be is meant to be…or whatever… So the pics are garbage…but she’s looking better than ever…but I guess I like ‘em trashy.

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