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Jennifer Lawrence Does Letterman of the Day

Academy Award Winning – Amateur Porn Model – Jennifer Lawrence continues to diffuse her slutty, exhibitionist, with a ton of fucking nudes on her phone, situation she probably orchestrated to sex up her image, by singing christmas Carols on David Letterman…but I am far more into the red dress she wore…now that I know what she looks like naked, I can really appreciate everything I ignored about her before, like her awesome tits… All this to say, all it takes for me to fall in love, is to have a girl sext – so send nudes…

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Nina Agdal’s Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Nina Agdal is wearing lingerie for some catalog pics that are boring as fuck, but at least they photoshopped out her nipples, I mean we’d hate for a lingerie company to be inappropriate by showing off the true products they are selling, it’s like erase her nipples, even though the bra shows nipples, because this is America, we are Christian, our money talks about GOD we TRUST and GOD doesn’t like nipples, even though according the Christians, he fucking made them… It’s all very fucking stupid, which is convenient – since Nina Agdal looks like she is half retard.

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January Jones Possible Naked When Pregnant Nudes of the Day

I am not going to go through any January Jones archives, because I really don’t care about January Jones, I don’t even know what she has been in or what she has done, I just know she’s like a Bootleg Katherine Heigl, which is a pretty depressing place to be, and that she’s got some billionaire producer’s kid, but no one will ever know that, except maybe his accountant, when they cut the 20,000 dollar a month checks to her….and I guess this was her pre single mom – of a hollywood brat – back when her uterus screamed “I fuck people I don’t date without condoms”…and if that’s not hot to you – I don’t know what is.

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Kelly Brook’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Kelly Brook is one of the funnier UK Glamour models – who ran away from the UK to America, where she probably thought she would do a lot more than Sharknado or Piranha, or maybe she did it for her love for fast food. I’ve heard a lot of funny stories about her, all involving her not being fit, while being low level, a product of great photoshop and laziness, with typical fat girl “Show off my tits and people will ignore the rest of me”…I’ve also heard she was fucked by a whole bunch of various European athletes and I guess that come just comes with the Glamour Model territory… Either way, she’s in LA in very tight jeans, we call this not being willing to size up, and there’s something I like about that, I don’t know what…but it’s definitely something. TO SEE THE REST OF THESE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE SOME OF HER FAKING FITNESS PICS CLICK HERE

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Candice and Behati do Victoria’s Secret Photoshoots of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo are on the beach, because they are doing the VS Fashion show and it is prime time to get the girls in the paparazzi they pay, wearing bikinis, when they are at their fittest because they’ve been on a program to get as fit as possible pre-VS show…as no one, especially VS likes fat girls posing in their bikinis, despite the fact that 98 percent of their clients are fat girls wearing bikinis to be as sexy as the skinny girls they hire to pose in said bikinis…and I guess bikinis is good enough for me to post, even knowing one of the bikinis smells of Adam Levine’s seed.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jennifer Aniston for Harper’s Bazaar December of the Day

I guess when you get old and your sex appeal dies with your fertility – you try to do creative things when it comes to photoshoots to distract people from the botox her millions of dollars buys herself… Now I’m not a Jennifer Aniston hater, I just think she’s old, had a TV hit and should leave some room for the younger and fresher girls. You know, do like she did in her marriage to Brad Pitt and take the sidelines for hotter pussy. It just makes sense…unlike her posing with balls…which is kinda like the idea of her having sex appeal..

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Eva Longoria’s in a Bikini of the Day

People in Ireland fucking love Eva Longoria. She is like their god. I can’t figure it out, because I think she’s the fucking worst, but then again I can’t specifically pinpoint why she’s the worst, it’s just something I know… That said, I guess her TV show was a hit there, or they feel Mexicans should be celebrated as middle aged goddesses, as they are far better than the pasty, white, chalky, girls of their own…while Americans want Mexicans gardening….so she’s a little exotic for the otherwise grey land of potatoes…. Well, praised in the international market or not, I feel like she’s obsolete, or should be obselete here, that even when pulling off her top on the beach like she doesn’t know the rules, unless of course she is working the paparazzi for press, as I assume she is….she annoys me….but maybe I just have a good judge of what’s the fucking worst..and feel that she is. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Beyonce makes Tumblr Porn of the Day

I don’t know if I really need to see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce’s vagina, but I do know that Beyonce wants you see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce, who don’t really realize she’s too big, old, fat and a fucking mom to be dressed like this, yet for some reason, a reason I call her trying to be as hot and controversial as Rihanna, I don’t really mind it…I guess I’ll look at any girl’s vagina definition, pretty much always…I’m predictable like that.

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Jennifer Akerman for Galore of the Day

Jennifer Akerman is Malin Akerman’s sister… I don’t think she really matters because Malin Akerman doesn’t even matter and she’s been in a lot of movies…movies that she’s been hot and funny in….whereas this version of her hasn’t really done shit but THESE NUDE PICS …which I guess in a lot of ways, but mainly not financial ways, that nakedness is good enough….especially when the sister threw in the towel by making babies… Well now she’s topless for my friends over at Galore Magazine, a magazine that’s been doing some serious things lately, things far more important than these pics of Jennifer Akerman nude, you know like shoots with all kind of hotter people, but when it comes to nudity, they are all equally important enough to stare at… Here are the pics. VIA GALORE

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Izabel Goulart VS Fashion Show Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:38am PST I am going to assume that they are filming the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in London this week, you know the biggest, dumbest, most hyped infomercial america collectively gets a boner for because the girls are hot, and the produce affordable, making Christmas a lazy fucking experience, one that allows your wife to be part of the lifestyle and movement….because you have no fucking taste, you white trash piece of shit.. That said, Izabel Goulart is already in London. It’s really her most important job of the year, and the only job that makes her relevant to America, so she needs to commit to it and perform…otherwise she won’t matter and won’t make money ever again… And this is her showing off her workout routine, one that you could get your wife to do and I’ll assure you, even if she does it daily, she’ll never look like this…

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