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Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is the fucking worst…but I love her. She’s also a surfer, who is definitely not surfing the big wave I want her to be surfing, the one above my dick that happens every time I move or slap my fat as fuck belly, after being bloated from drinking and diabetes, because I am disgusting… I guess when she’s not surfing, she is in Esquire modelling sweaters, not quite as erotic, on all fours, topless, or while shoving said sweaters inside her to keep her empty womb full and warm….but I guess that would be a different kind of Sweater fetish shoot, it would be actual sweater porn, and that wouldn’t be too next level for a corporate and sterile men’s fashion and lifestyle magazine… But I guess her pantsless in sweaters is still a hot enough concept, even though it could be a hot as fuck concept…next time they need to step it up….

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Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day

Girl Gets Naked and Calls Herself a Slut and Other Videos of the Day

Cyber Cafe Throwdown The Man with 40 Year Old Dreads The man who buys a car with 19,000 dollars in Coins Thug Life Moment on an Old Game show The Goat Climbs the Pig for Food At Home with devil Worshippers A Man and his Hipster Animal Dance of the day

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Julia By Chris Steinbach of the Day

I don’t know anything about this model or this photographer, I just know that she’s in a lacy bra and I can see her nipples, and that may be all I need to know… You see I don’t care about the artistic process by CHRIS STEINBACH or what camera and equipment he used…and I don’t care about model JUIA …or what she does for fun, or what she likes, or if she’s a real model and not just doing this for fun, or instagram.. I just care about nipples…I am a simple man. [galley] via C-Head

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Madonna Topless for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

I don’t know when Madonna tapped into her youth and did topless photos for L’Uomo, but by the look of her face, it was too recent and she was too old… Not that I don’t love a good naked old person, I worked in an old folks home for a year and I used to always debate fucking them while changing their diapers, because they looked so wrinkly and disgusting, I never did, but my co-worker did and no one ever believed the old people when they accused him, because well, #alzheimers. That said, here are some madonna titty outtakes…and they are disgusting.

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Madonna Topless for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

Izabel Goulart Does Pilates of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart)  on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:41pm PST Izabel Goulart fitness makes me laugh, because I know what she’s doing here, and it’s not fitness, it is fetish erotic, it’s like a girl on a cam site picking her nose for the pervert asking to watch her pick her nose, because ever since elementary school he got hard looking at girls pick their noses….he’s weird… I am sure this isn’t the reason she looks like this, I am sure she’s just doing this because she gets good response and press out of it, and it helps book her for campaigns and gives her an angle, and I am sure I love watching it…but I can’t buy into this being relevant fitness tips, but then again I am 300 pounds and know nothing about fitness, I am more into knowing about fit asses…it’s a skill.

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Heather Locklear Picture of the Day

Here’s a little Heather Locklear doing “a picture says 1000 words”…in what is one of the more obscure pictures I’ve seen, that remind me of most of your sexual relationships, not because there is an old as fuck, washed up, ex rock star fucking babe looking sad enough to fuck you, but because she’s on a date with a picture of a black man fantasy….and sex with pictures is something you’ve been doing since before internet porn was available in video…

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Irina Shayk for DT Spain of the Day

Irina Shayk is some Russian I like to call a Russian Hooker, because I am an asshole and I just assume that all Russians in America are hookers, who have either attached themselves to billionaires…or…well really that’s it…. I guess in Irina’s case, she dated a gay soccer player, who apparently isn’t gay, just Euro, and that opened all the fucking doors for her, since even with plastic surgery she’s hot as fuck…and when you’re hot as fuck…it’s easier to survive this scary world.. So here she is, no longer communist, for DT Spain…because she’s a babe…

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stepGIRL by Ali Hussain of the Day

#stepGIRLS are the future of all things…and here’s a shoot with the lovely and talented…. @Corinicoleee by our the lovely and talented Ali Hussain …because we like lovely and talented things…as long as they are wearing this shirt, which is no shirt, and that’s the best shirt…right.. That’s all I have to say about that, look at the pictures…like them, love them, hate them, fuck them…live them…wish you were in them…then submit your own pics…for me the world to masturbate to…you don’t need a photographer, you just need to be naked.

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stepGIRL by Ali Hussain of the Day

Helen Flanagan Shaves of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a funny UK Glamour Model, who I guess is doing a shave for a UK Glamour model Lad Mag, where she gets to showcase her talent as a model, because she’s got a huge set of tits, and a huge set of tits, when it comes to Glamour Modelling is all the talent you fucking need….I guess this is some Movember shit… The funny thing about Helen Flanagan is that she started out as a legit actor on some Soap Opera…who dropped out to do this…and that’s the kind of career scope and ambition I like “why learn lines and go on set and maybe have a career, when I can just show my tits”…my kind of logic…

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Helen Flanagan Shaves of the Day

Mina Doll by Vongswat for Galore of the Day

Resident #stepGIRL video homie CHRIS VONGSAWAT …just released this video for the homies at GALORE MAGAZINE and I don’t feel as cheated on as I normally would, because the internet is one big happy family where eveyrone should just be getting along and doing good things that the big mainstream media are too pussy to be doing….so support your local video director, your local photographer, and forget about the cyberbullying, we’ll save that for fat girls, because no one likes fat girls, not even fat girls. Right

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Mina Doll by Vongswat for Galore of the Day