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Hilary Duff Stuff Photoshopped for Elle of the Day

I wonder if Hilary Duff is photoshopped in these pictures of Elle or not. I mean she looks like a fucking robot, or maybe even some computer generated art project, but maybe she is a fucking robot, built by Disney, in some Peter Pan lab, who will never die….but who will instead keep gracing the world with Lizzie Maguire the Old and Washed Up Divorced Mom years….it was one of the earlier kids shows pervert dudes jerked off to because she was jailbait and America loves Jailbait and makes Jailbait billionaires like the Olsen twins… Doesn’t matter…because this rendition of Hilary Duff, looks fit and good, even like a stripper or sex doll, which I guess is something I know too well, because those are the only girls I get…so this speaks to me….but it’s not saying much, or anything relevant, if anything I just want it to shut the fuck up…

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Ariana Grande’s New Slutty Video of the Day

Ariana Grande released a new video and people cared because all of a sudden people care about Ariana Grande…even though she bangs black dudes…something white men hate, but the white 11 year old girls who love her embrace, because thanks to hip hop culture, and higher testosterone than white people…big penis and all that other hype – girls of all ages want black men more than white men, but not all go through with it because I guess they are racists… That said, she is totally committed to imitating J.Lo….on some getting sleazy kick…and I don’t buy into her bullshit, I didn’t watch this bullshit, but figure it’s relevant and I have to write about it for you perverts who still jerk off to music videos, since you’ve exhausted porn and it doesn’t do anything for you..

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Sophie Simmons Topless Bikini Pics of the DAy

Sophie Simmons is a model now. I have theory that fat girls shouldn’t be models…no one really wants to see that…but I think my theory is outdated and now that fat girls are outnumbering skinny girls…and have a voice thanks to the internet…things are being catered to them and they need an icon to look up to….not that Sophie Simmons is that fat…just too fat to be a model… I also have this theory that celebrity kids shouldn’t be models…no one really cares about them as much as they care about their parents and the whole thing is a weirdo cry for attention when they could just use their trust fund for good – rather than spending days in photoshoots… Obviously, not too hard to get signed when your dad is a billionaire from KISS, you get what you want…but the issue is why is male attention what she wants…when she could get her dad to invest in something far more interesting for the grand scheme of the world… Either way, it’s getting to her head and she’s posting nude, or topless selfies on instagram…I am not sure this will end in a good place…because I am not even sure by looking at these if it is a good place now….but it happened.

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Emily Ratajkowski Call of Duty Trailer of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the worst…But people like her, and I guess she just made another million dollars being the tits in this new live action Call of Duty Trailer…because once you’re relevant…people will pay you well to participate in promoting their shit… What we can all learn from her is that sleeping with Kanye, doing nude shoots, and leveraging that hard can work for you, and the first step is taking off your clothes…and I think that’s a pretty great lesson to take home to your kids tonight over dinner, assuming you eat dinner with your kids, something I assume you don’t do, because they are too busy playing videogames and you are too busy trying to cheat on your wife, telling her you’re caught up at the office late…#internet #generation – not that you have wife or kids, you lonely fuck, I’m just trying to find an angle with Emily Ratajkowski…and when all she is is tits…I probably should have just wrote #tits and #videogames..and let you masturbate to them in peace…because I am not a tit shamer – I am a tit celebrator…

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Barbara Palvin Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day

Barbara Palvin is naked for Madame Figaro…. She’s a Hungarian 20 year old…so I guess she’s lucky to be in this fashion story, instead of the live webcam streaming site most 20 year olds from Hungary are getting naked on…. I think she looks good….enough…I mean if you’re going to get naked, this implied nonsense is just nonsense. We are in an era where spread legged vagina shots are considered fashion not porn. Larry Flynt got shot in the back for that right…and anytime a naked girl isn’t shot spread eagled…the world is shitting on his martyrdom… I don’t know what I am saying, the fact is that these pictures don’t give me a boner, but i guess nothing really does…the internet has desensitized me…

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Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Possible Leaked Pics of the Day

If you’re a Dallas Cowboy’s cheerleader like this Holly Arielle girl, the best way for you to differentiate yourself from the 30 or 40 other Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders would be to release nude pictures of yourself, since nude pictures generate some buzz and get people talking, but also give you the excuse that you were hacked and that you are the victim of a bitter ex boyfriend or even better, hackers, because it’s far more marketable than that you’re an exhibitionist slut doing the easiest thing to get noticed in a world where getting noticed is so difficult..because there are so many sluts…. That’s not to say this is the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader….because who the fuck would know the names of cheerleaders – you’d have to be a real creep for that…which you probably are….

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Hayden Panettiere’s Pregnancy Porn of the Day

I guess Hayden Panettiere is still pregnant…getting ready for her vagina to get ravaged, not that it isn’t already ravaged, considering that her boyfriend is some 6 foot 9 Russian boxer who we can assume has a 12 inch penis he goes Communist / Russian Mobster / Fighting for the last rationed toilet paper roll after a 9 hour wait for said toilet paper roll on on her pussy with…you know the kind of abuse that makes the birthing process easy, as the baby just crawls out on it’s own, it is half Russian after all, and is ready to start running hookers like it was Hayden’s mom…back in the glory days of hollywood…when Soap Opera stars were the pornstars of the industry…instead of the actual pornstars… That said, interesting costume, most pregnant girls go for “Humpty Dumpty”…or “Fat Chick”..not half naked…maybe she’s hormonal…and what better day than Halloween for that…right? TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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Kim Kardashian Erotica of the Day

Here’s Kim Kardashian giving us a glimpse into what could possibly be the best fucking thing ever – her as a skeleton… The only thing better than her skeleton would be her dressed up as a corpse, you know to really allow us to fantasize an end to her and her stupid ass implant that can never die thanks to modern science and the decay time of platics…. The only thing better than her dressed up as a corpse…is I guess her being a corpse… Not that I’d wish anyone dead, I may have no empathy, and I may dislike what people represent, but it’s not their fault the public embraced them, but it’d be nice if her career and their show died a fiery death….it’s gone on too long…take it out back and shoot it…get that family lined up for some Family vacaiton and Malaysian Flight 370 them…. TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan Does Halloween Because She’s a Nightmare of the Day

It’s safe to say that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need Halloween to be a fucking nightmare, I mean she’s consistently been a nightmare, she will consistently be a nightmare, and her life and career are just as fucking bad…I mean if you think being a famous actress who doesn’t act, but who has a lot of family drama, family issues, drug addiction, rehab issues, is bad…I think it’s good enough if you can ride that shit out and never have to work again….who needs to be famous forever….when you can live off the residuals of being famous for 5 minutes after your parents prostituted you….right… Either way, her costume wasn’t a giant gaping asshole trying to get work…so it’s not as good as it could have been…but I guess that’s the story of her life – in every aspect of her life – not as good as she could have been…always missing the mark…and part of me loves her, or at least her tits for that… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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Chelsea Handler’s Topless Again of the Day

She’s fallen off the rails…and I guess in a good way – because she’s getting naked consistently for attention. I mean she’s protesting a fight I’ve been fighting for years, and that is that Nudity isn’t a big deal and the Christian run media needs to chill the fuck out… People who look at tits, still buy beer, go to movies and wear clothing when they have to. I’ve been slated a porn site that doesn’t make porn money because I am not a porn site all because I don’t edit nipples and never have in the last 10 years of doing this and never will for a advertising – because fuck them… But the rest of the world are just hypocrites. Execs cheating on their wives with tranny hookers and all that good stuff, but don’t let their brands get seen next to tits…oh no… I guess the only issue in all this is that Chelsea Handler has embraced her inner slut, that was never really a secret slut, as everyone knows being a slut is how she got on TV…only because it draws attention to her in this time of need…and her tits are fake so it’s not even like showing her own tits…but it still happened…and I guess I’m gonna pay attention…even though I really don’t care. Oh and she made her titty pic a political and Feminist statement – if PUTIN can DO IT – So Can I…

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