My friend and great film photographer out of Portugal KID RICHARDS sent in these pics the other day and I don’t necessarily know what is going on in them… I am not sure if they are erotic or something you can jerk off to, and I know you’re looking for something to jerk off to, but I figure you’re so well trained at jerking off and nothing really does it for you – that you could probably sexualize a kitchen table if you looked at it from the right angle…you all that porn you’re into is just so boring – and you gotta take steps to find things you like instead of becoming a rapist… I just figure nice images of a nice girl…are worth looking at…and here they are…
There is an instagram company that I’ve been following for a very long time and I really have no idea why, it just sort of happened, and I guess it was because they were some early to instagram brand that featured babes and is now making moves in the big time… They are called SABO SKIRT and this is their campaign with Australian photographer JOSEPHINE CLOUGH that you will like…because girls in bikinis are fun to look at… I have no idea who the model is, her name is Avril Alexander, I don’t think she’s related to Avril Lavigne, because usually you have to share a last name not a first name, but I have stared at her ass, and you should too.
Happy Halloween you Dirtbags…from #stepGIRLS vs #Creepettes because everyday is Half Naked Halloween for us…and nothing says creepy like clows…except when they are topless…in which case they say “I am terrified by this, but I want to have sex with it”…and I am all for confusing my penis to make sure it is still alive…and apparently…it’s not.. That said here are the pics…by @jsiegelphotography and they are amazing.. starring: @Gingersnaps404 , @erindica , @catchlungs1 Makeup By: @cvsee For: @step_GIRLS and @creepstreet
How to Get a Free IPhone full of Nudes Thai Snake Hunting…No This Isn’t Sex Tourism Trucker Cat Scared of the Overpass The Fuck her Right in the Pussy – During a Child Sex Exploitation Story Dad Leaves his Daughter Behind During a Robbery
Lara Stone tried to sue me once – because I posted paparazzi pics of her on her Honeymoon, because her honeymoon was so fucking private and important that the paparazzi went to creep on her…and she felt the need to come after me…like I was the motherfucker in scuba gear creeping up on her in a bikini…thus making me hate her… But I do like Juergen Teller’s photographer, he’s pretty top tier, and when it features a topless Lara Stone and her big old nipples, thicker than she’s ever been, even though we’ve already seen her tits…I kind of don’t care that sue bothered threatening me with lawsuits, instead I just incorporate it into my masturation… “Oh yes babay, send me that Lawyer’s Letter, oh you’re so hot when you pay 500 Euros an hour to send me love letters….I just came”…
Sabrina Ioffreda is some model who has done nothing that I’ve noticed – not that I really notice anything when it comes to models unless they show their tits…but I assume that she’s well paid, as all models are, she’s probably European because of her insane last name, maybe even Swedish, because it sounds like an IKEA table name, which happens to be the only thing I know about Sweden, and probably the only thing to know about Sweden, other than this Sabrina Ioffreda who I don’t even know if she’s from Sweden but we’ll pretend. Fuck, google just told me she’s from Argentina…I shoulda known….I just thought Argentina only had cows…I am so bad at this…I am so stupid…I would blame the hangover but I am already drunk….fuck the dark hair should have given it away… Who cares about where she’s from, or what she’s giving away, since she’s giving all I really care away, and that’s her tits in my favorite titty magazine out of France called LUI This shoot is pretty next level
I think all mom’s should dress like this. Because nothing says good mom like posting bikini selfies for likes on instagram because she likes the attention – hence why she got pregnant in the first place.. It must be rough being Christina Milian, not because she’s broke as fuck, because she’s not. She has writing credits on all kinds of hit songs thanks to her ex husband “The Dream”…who produced a bunch of the radio shit you listened to – and who gave her writing credit to help pay their kids lifestyle…even if she probably contributed very little.. It is rough being Christina Milian because she was doing this before Rihanna, and before Nicki Minaj, she was one of the first new way slutty light skinned black girls – but she was just a one hit wonder. She never really broke through.. Unless you consider being a secondary host on The Voice breaking through…something you know she doesn’t as she stares down Adam Levine and thinks to herself “THAT SHOULD BE ME!!” Either way, I think all moms, or all women should dress sin their bikinis -because bikinis are our friends.
Her name is Sara Malakul – I like to think that I invented her – but in reality some white dude in Thailand who was trying to learn about “Thai Culture” by knocking up a Thai local did it first.. back in the 80s…. She is more than just a huge internet star with her 200,000 fans…but she’s also a model and actress who has done campaigns, actual movies, and Netflix movies…and I think she’s quite lovley… Here she is for Thai Playboy, where she’s not showing her vagina, because Thai Playboy has a now genital showing policy, since all the hot girls from Thailand actually have cocks….it’s a cultural thing…as is prostituting yourself out at 11 years old to pay for the rice for the family – thanks to nice rich British perverts on some Sex Toursim shit… All this to say, she’s one to look out for….the kind of girl that if you found out she was born a dude – you’d still want to marry her…and that’s a pretty powerful kind of girl to be…
Emma Watson creeps me out – because I know you weirdos have been jerking off to her since before she hit puberty. You know Harry Potter fans, just socially awkward enough, thanks to a love for Wizards, to sexualize her or at least “collect her”….to wait for her to turn 18….and I don’t think I can really see past that and I have never seen a Harry Potter movie. I just know what she represents… I mean maybe if her editorials for Elle were a little better concept than this suburban real estate mom working on her new “casual” look for an ad she’s running…or maybe this is some Kids author working on her media kit… This can’t be a well paid hollywood star…it’s just too fucking boring to be…especially when you consider the amount of people who masturbated to her over the years, people who would probably still masturbate to these because they feature her and that’s how nerd loyalty works ,I just think it could have been so much better…but I still wouldn’t care because Emma Watson is dull.
I love Australians and not just for their Tim Tams. I just believe that even the rich and successful ones are a perfect level of down to earth thank to growing up amongst some of the trashiest sounding white people ever to be exiled onto an island because they are the fucking worst… Not to mention, all the Australians I see, or look at, are party girls with rockin’ bodies, ready to bust out a bikini and live that Beach Life, only to get drunk and suck at least 1 to 4 dicks by the end of the night, all while being willing to do anything at any given time, because they are Australians and Australians are a fun loving and adventurous people… That said, I’ve never heard of Demi Harman, but she’s in a bikini, as that is what Australians do….. She’s on some TV Show, she’s half American…so I guess this her making her 21 year old move to Hollywood hustle…one bikini pic at a time. I guess someone should advise her that the real ticket to the american dream is sex tapes…just ask all the pornstars who have offed themselves over the years… Because remember for every Kim Kardashian who fucked on camera – there are 1000s of girls who fucked on cameras that are now dead due to being broken…Fascinating stats. Right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
