I don’t know how much longer Cindy Crawford can keep this up, but my former favorite supermodel of all-time is still looking pretty damn good as she inches closer to 50 and becoming Hollywood Tuna’s first official GILF. Anyway, here she is hosting something called the VIP OMEGA dinner, and I’m sure I’m not the only one who was a little disappointed that Cindy’s ageless cleavage wasn’t on the menu. Because I’m willing to bet it’s still mighty tasty. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
It’s safe to say that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need Halloween to be a fucking nightmare, I mean she’s consistently been a nightmare, she will consistently be a nightmare, and her life and career are just as fucking bad…I mean if you think being a famous actress who doesn’t act, but who has a lot of family drama, family issues, drug addiction, rehab issues, is bad…I think it’s good enough if you can ride that shit out and never have to work again….who needs to be famous forever….when you can live off the residuals of being famous for 5 minutes after your parents prostituted you….right… Either way, her costume wasn’t a giant gaping asshole trying to get work…so it’s not as good as it could have been…but I guess that’s the story of her life – in every aspect of her life – not as good as she could have been…always missing the mark…and part of me loves her, or at least her tits for that… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE
It’s safe to say that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need Halloween to be a fucking nightmare, I mean she’s consistently been a nightmare, she will consistently be a nightmare, and her life and career are just as fucking bad…I mean if you think being a famous actress who doesn’t act, but who has a lot of family drama, family issues, drug addiction, rehab issues, is bad…I think it’s good enough if you can ride that shit out and never have to work again….who needs to be famous forever….when you can live off the residuals of being famous for 5 minutes after your parents prostituted you….right… Either way, her costume wasn’t a giant gaping asshole trying to get work…so it’s not as good as it could have been…but I guess that’s the story of her life – in every aspect of her life – not as good as she could have been…always missing the mark…and part of me loves her, or at least her tits for that… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE
Emily Didonato is posing pretty hot for Interview magazine, who I guess decided to interview her, because she’s a person of interest, you know cuz all commercial models are, even the ones handing tampons out outside of Costco…but as good as she is at posing in pictures or even to stare at for long periods of time, I see one thing and one thing only, and that’s the stain on her soul that came from having sex with Jake Gyllenhaal…a fate worse than AIDS to someone like me who hates Jake Gyllenhaal, and that might be AIDS to her, because there is no way that flamer is straight and not having unprotected sex in gay bathhouses around the world…. I don’t care how good a bitch is to look at, when she pulls groupie stunts with actors, they are dead to me, but the good news is they are the kind of dead you’d fuck if you found them on the side of the road still warm….
Grimes is some producer and performer from Canada, who apparenly lives or lived in the same city as me and who I didn’t seduce with my charm enough in efforts to ride her wave to fame…You know, K-Fedding her after she becomes huge, remembering me as her old friend from before she was famous after fame broke her down….but I am unaware of these things when it matters…. I catch wind of shit after the ship has sailed and bitch has already become overhyped, cuz I know she’s blowing the fuck up on the indie music scene, we’re talking rockstar status, invited to all the big events, annoying…… I’ve heard her album a few times, and even if it isn’t my normal music I masturbate to since I prefer the sound silence, not the song, but the actual sound of silence ….but she’s good…. not as good as she is at licking tits at a party….and tonguing a girl….but good none the less. Here are some pics of her licking titties….and if that’s not good enough for you, you can watch her new video….she’s doing some fan boy shit and looks good….but I prefer the dyke behavior…and posting the pics is the kind of shit that will get me beat up locally by the lesbians… Who cares. It is all good marketing. More importantly…I’m just posting pics, it’s not like I took them or posed for them….it’s all on you….you grimey bitch. On a sidenote, these may not be pics of Grimes…someone emailed me and said they were, but I have facial recognition blindness.
I hate Victoria’s Secret, but I can stare at a half naked Candice Swanepoel for days, I know this, becasue I have done it. She is perfection and the benchmark I put all girls against, so if you don’t think you are as good as she is, you probably aren’t, and I think it is important you know that makes you less of a woman…sure someone will fuck you, someone will knock you up, but you’re never gonna be the hottest person to them…you got a life of feeling inadequate ahead of you….but don’t worry, so do I….
Ines Sastre is some 38 year old Spanish model and actress who has the body of a 38 year old Spanish mother that she has become, but she’s in a bikini, she’s not hollywood trash and she has a vagina making her good enough for me even if she’s not as good as she might have once been. Pics via Fame
I don’t know what happened to Rachel Bilson, but it looks like she’s turned into some kind of midget…not an actual midget you’d see working the rides at the local carnival, but the kind of midget who isn’t quite a midget, but is built like one, you know the Shaq of midgets, who some how manages to sneak her way into being considered normal, while her legs, arms and head all remain very fucking midget….but at least she’s wearing tight pussy hugging pants, cuz despite being a borderline midget, she’s still worth fucking…but then again so are all midgets…but her ex-boyfriend who she was engaged to probably didn’t tell her that cuz if he did should wouldn’t have felt like she needed him…but let’s not get into that…let’s instead stare at her crotch and wonder what is beyond the demin…cuz this bitch isn’t giving anything up for free…she’s boring and gives no flashes, no upskirts…this is as good as she gets. Pics via Fame
When you are an old fat billionaire you not only get to fuck young tight bodied wonderbra models, but you get to marry them and cheat on them with even younger tighter models, while the original young tight wonderbra model won’t do shit about it, because she’s hooked on the lifestyle and you were smart enough to sign a prenup leaving her nothing, not that you’d want to fuck other pussy with this laying in your bed everynight, and by not wanting to fuck other pussy I mean, all pussy gets boring, even if it is attached to the hottest body, because guess what bitches, no matter who they are, get fuckin’ annoying, and new bitches keep shit fresh, especially when you have the old ball and chain at home waiting for you as a back-up in the event the new one isn’t as good as she is proving yet again that being a billionaire makes for a good fuckin’ life.
