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Kate Hudson’s Double Chin and Swollen Botox Face of the DAy

Posted on February 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Hudson just did a live instagram feed that I was watching…and trying to behave on…because I am a nice guy and don’t feel like getting my instagram deleted…even though it’s been deleted 4 times because no one understands my jokes…but luckily there were a lot of people asking her to get naked and show her tits – because we are all only human…basic humans…who like tits… She was trying to sell off workout gear, which I guess is her business now, not that she really needs a business – she’s a rich kid with a trust fund, but also and actress who made too much money over the years, who I like to troll – only because I have this storyline I created about her fucking everyone in Hollywood that makes me laugh…including but not limited to OWEN WILSON who was rumored to have tried to kill himself because of her…I guess she’s hot, good in bed and maintaining her celebrated ass through fitness But what I don’t understand is how she turned asian..oh right because she’s a vapid superficial twat who fears aging gracefully, because why would she do that – when she can look like a clown… The post Kate Hudson’s Double Chin and Swollen Botox Face of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld in Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like this vagina forward picture of Hailee Steinfeld, not because I think Hailee Steinfeld is hot, despite her looking fitter than ever… I never watched True Grit, and if I did, I wouldn’t have eagerly waited for the actress’ 18th birthday so that I can finally jerk off to her without guilt… I assume that so many Hailee Steinfeld fans are creeps who fall for an actress when they are underage and stick it out….when they are of age because it feels less wrong. It happened with Lohan, Chloe Grace, Harry Potter Chick and pretty much any girl who turned 18 while famos…. I never liked Hailee Steinfeld, especially not her pop career, if anything I find it laughable and a sign of the times where anyone with any level of low level fame, can put out an album to cash out.. even if she’s making fucking bank on songs about her masturbating…and touching herself…doesn’t mean it’s godo… I just like the vagina forward stance because it reminds me of an old joke about a girl with a vagina that would chase people and the host body that couldn’t control it….you wouldn’t understand…no one understands… She has ass from a great angle in a skimpy bottom… She also Had hard nipples in a one piece….. I guess the nice thing about Steinfeld is that she’s not posting the shameless pics on social media like Lohan, she lets the paparazzi do it so she looks innocent and angelic when we all know they are all a bunch of whores! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailee Steinfeld in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessa Duggar & Ben Seewald Share Marriage Advice: Everything’s More Dramatic at Night!

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald appeared at the Southern Women’s Show in Orlando last week, and the unscripted Q&A session yielded some serious gaffes and surprising revelations. First we learned that Jessa and Ben responded to claims that they’re broke and effectively unemployed by…encouraging their fans to shop at Ross? We’re hoping that was part of an endorsement deal. Anyway, Jessa and Ben’s random money-saving tips were quickly overshadowed by the announcement that Jessa’s home birth will be featured on a TLC special about the Seewalds. That obviously drew an excited response from the crowd, but it seems Jessa and Ben weren’t through offering tips about how to maintain a happy home. Hey, no one understands marriage better than a couple of newlyweds in their early 20s, right? Take it away, Seewalds: Jessa Duggar & Ben Seewald’s Marriage Advice Yes, Jessa and Ben opened up about what goes on in their bedroom at night – and there was nothing remotely sexy about it. Apparently, the Seewalds have a rule against arguing “in the evening” because they feel that “everything is more dramatic at night.” They say they turn to the Bible to help them settle disputes, but frankly, that quote sounds more like tagline from Josh’s Ashley Madison profile ! View Slideshow: Jessa Duggar Posts New Wedding Photos! Relive Her Big Day Now!

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Rose McGowan’s Boobs of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rose McGowan has told me…at least over her personal facebook…that I am pretty much a piece of shit… She is not down with the shit that I write…she finds it obnoxious, unproductive, a waste of time and negative… She told me that I could just as easily say good things about people, rather than being a piece of shit hater…. Well, the good news is, that no matter how much I make fun of overpaid cunts, or laugh at overrated cunts, or call out the media and advertising for brainwashing us…because the whole thing is a farce….and no matter how Rose McGowan doesn’t see the humor, or even care I exist…but cared enough to tell me I pretty much suck…. I can still look at her tits…like it was still 1995 and this was doom generation…a mainstream movie I rented because of it’s rating back in 1995..when tits in movies mattered….because they are perfect… So Rose McGowan is not a fan of me, and doesn’t care enough to even know I exist, but cared enough to tell me I suck…but I am a fan of her tits…and I guess that’s what matters..in this horrible world we live in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rose McGowan’s Boobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus is Dating Stella Maxwell of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus, Disney Popstar….and Stella Maxell, the Victoria’s Secret model who no one understands but who is on a mission to self promote in this internet instagram world….because that is real love…..are dating…. They call themselves “Stiley”… I call them a good marketing hook for both parties…because every hipster or faux-hipster which is pretty much every hipster…because hipster is mainstream and mainstream is so anti-hipster….is bi-sexual… Every young girl fucks girls or wants to fuck girls…This is just the way it is…everyone is gay, bi, lesbian, queer, trans, let’s love everyone…like we’re a bunch of hippies..who don’t need to be hippies…because hippies already happened you fucking lipstick lesbians..everywhere I look…so trendy..and I guess hot to watch…if they let up watch…but not fun to listen to when they are both on their periods….or when one of them fucks a dude again because they like the cock…it’d be a nice threesome you won’t be invited to…. The post Miley Cyrus is Dating Stella Maxwell of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julianne Hough for Shape Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Julianne Hough is some Dancing with the Stars girl who you probably fucks her brother, and who probably was destined to be a stripper, but who managed to pull some fucking scam, a scam I assume comes from being a rich kid, to end up on TV instead of the pole. Now she is in Shape Magazine, a magazine notorious for photoshopping the shit out of girls, dressed like a stripper, in stripper quality pics, because I guess what is meant to be is meant to be…or whatever… So the pics are garbage…but she’s looking better than ever…but I guess I like ‘em trashy.

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Nicole Trunfio for Treats of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicole Trunfio, titty model, who is actually kind of amazing, is back…this time for TREATS, because these immigrant models always come to America, book something kind of viral, that makes the people at home think they are up to big things, only to get work back at home….like being a host on Next Top Model Australia…even though she’s only done low level catalog work and is not a top model… She has attached herself to SI model Jessica Gomes, who is a top model….you know doing that whole “we’re both from Australia, let’s be BFFs in America, because no one understands our Accents”….shit in efforts to get herself in on the shoots, with the right people, but for some reason, after 4 years of trying, she still hasn’t pulled it off… Maybe what she’s missing is a high profile athlete boyfriend, because she’s dating some obscure musician….who is black…racists gonna race… I guess while she strategizes she makes time for low level swimsuit campaigns…you know to pay her rent and practice for the big day when SI makes that call….she’s back to her titty modeling – this time in TREATS… I used to laugh at her when she posted her Rolex and pics with Victoria’s Secret models…doing all she can to be the next Kate Upton….but really….no matter how hard she tries…or how big she gets…she’ll always just be another titty model….with awesome tits to me….and that is why I approve of Nicole Trunfio….She’s amazing.

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13 Amazing Kanye West GIFs: Yeezus Walks…And Unfortunately Talks!

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kanye West got his start in hip hop by producing beats for other artists. He was wildly successful and had A-list artists like Jay Z praising him as a genius before the general public even knew his name. Then Kanye started opening his mouth. And not just to rap, mind you. No, from the very beginning Kanye wasn’t shy about expressing his opinion on matters ranging from why he’s the best, to fashion, to why he’s the greatest. Now that Kanye’s a married man , will he settle down and stop running his mouth to everyone within earshot of his all-caps VOICE? We certainly hope not. But even if Kim forces Yeezy to have his vocal cords removed for the sake of her own sanity, worry not. As the GIFs below demonstrate Kanye can unleash his swag all over you without making a sound. 13 Great Kanye GIFs: Best of the West! 1. Kanye is Mad Kanye loves attention, but hates the paparazzi. He’s a complicated man…and no one understands him but his woman. Some of these gems are from Kanye’s humble past, some from his egomaniacal present. All of them serve to remind us of how hilarious (and hilariously douchey) the most outspoken man in hip hop can be. So jump into the gallery and welcome Yeezus into your life. He may think a bit too highly of himself, but sometimes a little Kanye-fidence is just what you need: 11 Ego-Inflating Quotes by Kanye West 1. I’m the best!

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Keri Hilson Meets Lauryn Hill: “I’ll Never Be The Same! That Woman Is…”

Posted on January 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Keri Hilson has two idols and neither one of them takes or took there sexy to the next level to sell albums. She had the chance to musical icon, Lauryn Hill , and it seems that it was everything she would have imagined it to be and more. She took to Twitter to share her moment with her followers: No one understands…I will never be the same Utmost respect 4 Lauryn Hill. So beautiful. Very down to earth. Anyone who knows me knows she’s a huge inspiration to me…I told her 2nite. Said she loves Pretty Girl Rock (SCREAAAM) & her daughter loves me! Said my music embodies a certain confidence women need. I’m so inspired. Only two ppl I ever really wanted to meet are Lauryn Hill & M.J. One down. But the other will never happen Now that Keri says she will never be the same, wonder if the current display of raunchyness will cease and desist???