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Kelly Brook’s 2015 Calendar of the Day

Kelly Brook is pushing 40, which would probably explain why she’s still doing Calendars like it is the 90s….we have Cell phones, there are APPS, wtf is a Calendar….. Maybe it says more about how she generates revenue…you know peddling her titties as low level as possible – but it worked because dudes are obviously into big natural tits, especially in the UK, especially when old enough to still buy fucking Calendars… I mean…cheesy Glamour pics that are mall level of concept is nothing exciting…but then again either is Kelly Brook…she’s old…big tits or not….but I guess I encourage this activity from every girl…I appreciate her spirit…effort…and I guess even her tits…even if I am more into VAGINA or even her nude selfies used to generate a little bit of buzz around her…

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Alyssa Barbara in Bed with Torrey West of the Day

In the wake of all the nonsense going on in Canada, where innocent soldiers are being killed by insane French Canadians who are converting to ISIS because it appeals to their misinformed anarchist beliefs…because I guess they never grew the fuck up from being 15 and full of angst….I figure we should stare at this

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hip Hop Dancing of the Day

Some chick exploited Gwyneth Paltrow being in her stupid fitness class, by posting THIS ON INSTAGRAM before someone edited up to really showcase just how ridiculous Gwyneth Paltrow is…or looks doing this “hip hop” dance class filled with white rich women – instructed by a white rich woman – racist as fuck for the real hip hop dancers of the world…because shit comes complete with an irish jig. I can assume this was paid for – or part of her lifestyle blogging platform – fully designed for advertisers and self promotion…and I still can’t get over how this is considered hip hop..or more importantly – why I am posting Gwyneth Paltrow in any type of dance – since she’s the worst and who even at her peak was the worst…

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LeAnn Rimes Announces Her Christmas Tour of the Day

Here’s some really disturbing bottom feeding from bottom feeding LeAnn Rimes for the Halloween version of her announcement of her official Christmas tour…and what amazes me is that only 3,000 people have watched this high school caliber video edit job that is just low budget insanity…from a woman who has sold 37 million records worldwide, who has or should have a lot of money or even a friend who does video editng…producing something worst than an iphone edit…it’s just insanity…and I guess that’s what makes it amazing…. I guess when you rob your Christian daughter of her youth, she’s going to get breast implants, rebel and throw her career away, despite maintaining her fans – since Christians always forgive..

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Jennifer Lawrence Booty Profile of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence’s side profile while she covers her face, is far less interesting than her hundreds of nude selfies that showcased said ass, possibly even getting fingered in at least one, or more importantly her young, Oscar winning tits, that we can assume only the producers her mom sold her and “boyfriends” she use to fill the emptiness in her soul thanks to her mom selling her off, had the right to see before…it’s like now, anything she does, even when braless and tight…is even more dull than pre-nude scandal…which was pretty fucking dull to begin with… Either way, good tits need to be encouraged to make appearances…so this is my encouragement… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Genevieve Morton and Bootleg Genevieve Morton’s for the South African Swimsuit of the Day

Genevieve Morton, star of South Africa, with breasts the size of a small child’s head, designed to do more philantrhopic work, like feeding a small African village where all the mom’s died off of aids, with her beautiful breasts that I’d rather she use feeding me…is in the latest issue of South African Swimsuit , which you’d expect of her, since she’s South Africa’s trophy bikini model….which is better than South Africa’s trophy legless Olympian…or South African’s biggest blood diamond export…or #ebola… She was unfortunately joined by other low level hookers, trying to steal her glory…but obviously just looking thirsty …because when it comes to South Africa, even with all their amazing mix breed mutt women…there’s only one girl you should want to impregnate with mouth and/or genitals…and that’s Genevieve… The other models who don’t matter are: Bianca Koyabe, Xenia Deli, Nicole Meyer, Zoe Cross, Sarah Stephens, Morgan Shelly, Sloveig Mork and Jordan Van Der Vyer (who is the back-up Genevieve, you know in case Genevieve gets ebola and we need a replacement…. Genevieve, if you’re reading this…I want you to think of me the next time you have an orgasm…that, or maybe just start planning our wedding. You are the one…the one I want digging through my belly fat looking to find my penis. It is our destiny.

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Genevieve Morton and Bootleg Genevieve Morton’s for the South African Swimsuit of the Day

Sara Sampaio for Jeremy Scott of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Portuguese model who Victoria’s Secret has recruited to be the next Adriana Lima…and I guess they’ve given her to Jeremy Scott for Adidas because I guess they are tyring to get her in with the hipster rappers who don’t seem to care that they are wearing flamboyant because they don’t seem to care about gay guys dressing them even though they hate gays, it’s part of hip hop…and I guess she’s not looking all that hot, but I figure any girl dressed let a ghetto hood rat video vixen, is good enough for me to stare at…for 4-5 seconds…which happens to be the amount of time I spent ont this post…I am hard hitting journalism like that… [gallery}

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Racy Victoria’s Secret Campaign of the Day

Apparently this is Victoria’s Secret trying to speak to the fact that the internet has shifted the expectations people have of models and I guess even photographers… You know since everyone is a model and a photographer…the higher concept shoots with nudity are all over the place and way more interesting to look at than their branded – commercialized – christian friendly shit… It’s like fashion is supposed to be edgy and exciting – not photoshopped to shit and dull…so along with releasing a nude book of all their models with their main photog… They’ve also got a little more creative direction in their campaigns…like this one Starring: Candice Swanepoel, Jasmine Tookes and Martha Hunt Who are the best VS has to offer right now…at least Martha Hunt is…that girl is perfect… Here are the pics – getting a little grimier than what we are used to…good.

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Selena Gomez Gets Tickled by the Dalai Lama of the Day

words of wisdom. #speechless A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Oct 10, 2014 at 7:09 PDT People actually cared that Selena Gomez and Orland Bloom went to Vancouver Canada together, like they were a couple, because they may be a couple, as it ties in with the whole Bieber and Miranda Kerr having sex and destroying her already dead relationship with Orlando Bloom, thanks to years of being a slut. But I think the pivotal moment in this spiritual journey they are on together…is when the Dalai Lama tickeled her chin, like she was a little pug puppy, or like he was showing her how he diddles vaginas but didn’t want to go their since he’s a spirtual leader and diddling vaginas in public, despite being amazing, would go against his teaching…even though you know as well as I do that if you were the Dalai Lama – all you would do with that title is rope in pussy…too weak and broken to realize that the spiritual spit you’re spewing is just talking to their insecurities and sadness…right…right..pray/prey on the weak…..amazing…but not as amazing as this pic of a young harlot being cleansed… TO SEE HER AND ORLANDO BLOOM AT THE AIRPORT TOGETHER CLICK HERE

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James Franco and Megan Fox for Halloween of the DAy

Here is Megan Fox dressed up like something you can probably masturbate to…maybe even something you’ve already masturbated…you know like the host of a demon child who just had said demon child ripped out of her womb before polluting the world and destroying her vagina…something that is too little too late and just fantasy…because instead of abortion, she went with Ruin Career and sex appeal because she was so in love with the pscyho David from 90210 who trapped her crazy ass.. But I guess it’s Halloween and you can dress like anything…

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