Bregje Heinen just did Maxim Magazine, which really doesn’t mean anything at all, because Maxim is the fucking worst… It is a massive pile of irrelevant shit that didn’t manage to convert to the web very well, and that were forced to use real low level talent in their shoots up until this year when they tried the rebrand because they were struggling hard.. I was in Maxim in 2007. I know first hand. I also get lawyers letters everytime I mention Maxim, because they are team players who really get it like that. Fuck those asshoels…even though I’d rather fuck this asshole…the one hiding in Bregje Heinen’s bathing suit in her instagram pic…
Her name is Paige and she’s not an official model, at least I don’t think she is, because I’ve never heard of her, and I’ve hear of most models…but I am sure if she is signed – she’ll be the first to email me… All this to say she looks pretty alright in these pics by photographer SAMLIVM …because let’s face it, any skinny girl willing to get naked on the beach for a photoshoot that doesn’t necessarily serve any purpose, or have any budget, but is strictly for “artistic” endeavors and instagram hits…is amazing by me…you see I don’t need real models, I find them boring and expensive. I am way more into regular girls who haven’t quite established themselves yet, who want to pay dress up or in this case dress down. I am a fan…
Her name is Maitland Ward. Her claim to fame was being in Boy Meets World..she played the older brother’s busty girlfriend. That was a solid decade or more ago..and apparently she’s still got her tits…tits she has recently been subtle about getting back in the media – by dressing pretty much half naked every chance she gets – to the point where it would be considered “thirsty” or “desperate” but that I think should be celebrated – because any girl who “accidentally” shows her tits – every fucking day – because she’s just unlucky like that…and all I see is big tits everywhere… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE BLACK DRESS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE RED SHIRT CLICK HERE
Daria Werbowy is some Ukrainian Canadian import, who escaped communism and joined the maple syrup brigade when she was 3….I’ve never met her, despite knowing everyone in Canada thanks to our Polar Bear expeditions that we are forced to do for free health care, I guess being 5 foot 11, she was able to escape for brighter pastures in the US…where she ended up being a massively successful model, working the Runway, making millions, and now at 30 – posing in her underwear for some obscure magazine I’ve never heard of…I guess dreams come true… What should have been a sex trafficked, bear juggling, circus traveling, cam girl, carni…is now the face of massive brands…meanwhile Americans, who are just as tall can’t even pull this shit off on their own turf because they are too busy working the Walmart checkout line…to pay for the junk food that helps with their obesity and impending diabetes…
Madison Headrick is some American Model I’ve never heard of…showing some nipple in this Autumn inspired for Marie Claire Italia She’s not famous – at least NOT ON INSTAGRAM which nowadays is the basis of all things and that makes her more amazing and more interesting – because famous people are shitty and hot girls who get cast in photoshoots who aren’t famous yet, even if they want to be aren’t yet shitty…but I have faith in time they all end up shitty..
#457366418 / gettyimages.com Miley Cyrus is still on tour and I guess she’s keeping things on this tour fresh by implementing new props, like these giant stuffed tits, because a few weeks ago she put in a giant fake ass, and it was the logical step in her creative and artistic journey… I am not hating on anything that is going on here, I find it all semi-erotic, all while being annoying as fuck…you see I am more into the Hannah Montana version of this, the more subtle approach to giving me boners. I don’t really need a girl spread eagled on stage, a need a girl to not be spread eagled on stage, so that I can imagine or want to see her spread eagled on stage, when you give up too much, I am into it in the form of NOODZ, but I guess the only direction for her to go is porn, which being the daughter of Achy Breaky would totally make sense, if she never became Miley… What I am getting at is…I think she’s peaked…and there’s only actual spread vagina to go from here to keep things interesting, but that won’t happen – thanks to her pile of money…and advisors…even if that’s all she wants to do…and I don’t even thing the internet would care if that happened… that’s more than enough on this. #457365030 / gettyimages.com #457366424 / gettyimages.com #457366338 / gettyimages.com #457366018 / gettyimages.com #457364976 / gettyimages.com #457362490 / gettyimages.com
My friends at GALORE who don’t invite me to their exclusive star-studded parties – because I am a liability – but do let me post pictures I steal from their website without sending me lawyers letters – like so many other magazines who don’t appreciate my silly, drunken banter – put out these pics of instagram model Mara Teigen, who for some reason is ridiculously massive, even considered famous thanks to social media, though you’ve probably never heard of her, but who I always just assumed was the hotter sister of pug-faced Chrissy Teigen…who isn’t actually her sister..rocking her awesome ass in her Cheeki panties and I’m not mad at it…if anything I want to find the dirty panties on ebay where I would assume she’s selling them to subsidize her income, you know because being an instagram model isn’t ridiculously lucrative….
Our friend @imagefolio send in these picture of a walk he took with #stepGIRL Ayee Bee and amazingly beautiful bodied babe who isn’t afraid of showing that amazingly beautiful body….I’ve posted her HERE and HERE …and I don’t know what it is about her…maybe it’s the grass and the trees and the dirt…that she’s totally naked in…giving me a raw, stripped down look into humanity and the world we live in, but I totally want go back to my roots…and breast feed. Yes…I made it about her tits…I mean – look at them…they are sent here from heaven to be celebrated and her not showing them to the world would be a fucking crime…a crime I will have no part in. All this to say I want to get back in touch with nature…or just touch Ayee Bee… VIA imagefolio
Here’s Iggy Azalea demonstrating what getting butt implants that you don’t have enough skin – does to your vagina – it pulls the lips back and spreads you out like you were some chick trying to see her uterus in the mirror for.. I guess that coupled with being and fucked by black guys repeatedly to be considered “hip hop”…you know part of the crew… It makes the motherfucker eat yo’ shorts… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here are some photoshopped catalog pics of fame whore Joanna Krupa, going back to her roots now that her show was cancelled and she is forced to go back to the only thing she knew…low level campaigns for companies…cheesy photoshoots no one cares about…but her older, but still great body…can get the recognition it deserves. Instead of being “I like the blonde one with the fake tits”…she can be “I like the one from that show no one watched, yeah the blonde one with fake tits”…you see because…none of this TV shit really matters..what matters is that she doesn’t have a sex tape yet…that’s what confuses me in everything that is Joanna Krupa…here are these 1998 Maxim caliber pics…feeling like a Throwback Thursday a day early…
