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Hipsters in Lingerie Eating Pizza for Janneke Storm of the Day

The photographer’s name is Janneke Storm , I follow him on instagram…I don’t think he follows me…which hurts my feelings in my attempt to get 1,000,000 fans that I am failing pretty hard at…because people like this photographer don’t love or respect me – even though I put their pictures of no name, half naked, girls on the internet – because I like to support anyone who is convincing girls to get half naked in photoshoots, for the sake of having content for their instagram, even there is no real reason or campaign or celebrity behind the shoot…you see normal girls, aspiring girls, accessible girls…are all far more appealing when they are half naked…and not famous yet…the second they get famous it all goes to shit…like the pizza these girls are eating…half naked…after it’s been eaten… That said, I have a food fetish and have hired hookers in the past to come over and sit in the tub and eat pizza while I watch…so these speaks to me….this is porn to me….

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Hipsters in Lingerie Eating Pizza for Janneke Storm of the Day

Cameron Russell for Vogue Mexico of the Day

The highlight of Cameron Russell’s career was being born to the founder of Buzzcar, founder of ZipCar and being very fucking rich…and connected… She was raised by intelligent people…only to use her access to become a model…even though she could offer the world more than just modelling because modelling is some vapid brainless bullshit…but I guess this modelling shit is just a means to an end…take the money that you can…because it is an easy way to make money… Here’s her rant about being superficial…doing Ted….cuz she’s so smart…when she might as just stick to modelling….because she looks good and I prefer looking at her….that listening to her…. And here is some random….shoot she did for Vogue Mexico…

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Gisele for Chanel of the Day

This Baz Luhrmann for Chanel commercial – is pretty next level…but maybe I am just saying that because I like gay Australians…who make over the top movies about trannies int the desert….or maybe I am into their movies about trannies, turned models, in dramatic perfume commercials, with surfing interludes and romance…because I am a romantic, at least when it comes to trannies, because I feel they get the short end of the stick as the world usually just use them as prosititutes because no one wants to bring a tranny home to momma…

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Izabel Goulart Behind the Scenes Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

Loading It's time to work!! Shooting at this gorgeous Brazilian weather!! É hora de trabalhar!! Fotografando neste clima que só o Brasil tem!! Dream team @renatacorrea @nheiniger @silviogiorgio #brasil #itacare #atwork #magical #ocean #sun #bluesky View on Instagram Here’s a little behind the scenes footage of Izabel Goulart hard at work. To put things in perspective – she probably doesn’t get out of bed for anything over 30,000 dollars a day, and most likely in the 100,000 dollar range and this is all she has to do. Sure, she has to maintain her figure, build her brand and make people want to work with her. But in terms of actual work, this is what she does. Shows up on set, sits while hair and make-up is done, eats the craft servives foods – and this…100,000 dollars for 5 hours of this… Amazing.

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Miley Cyrus Hot Topless Tanning of the Day

The big Miley Cyrus news, yes, I keep on top of Miley Cyrus news, definitely not intentionally, I am just on the internet and it happens to be a tool designed to shove useless information down my throat in efforts to distract me from real life issues….I’m on the next top 10 cats that look like Elvis faster than I am reading an investigative journalist report on how Ebola is being injected into people for 3 reasons…conspiracy…that you can ignore because they puppet masters puppet master people like Miley to be our dancing Monkey, and as long as she’s topless, in little shorts…she can keep on doing it… That said, the big Miley news is that her snap chat was apparently one that was hacked – and there is sex snaps included in the fun… I feel like the DMCA / Copyright laws will not apply to this, since Snapchat is a broadcasting app – meaning it was meant to get out there – meaning you’ll all see Miley fuck if it is true…and I am all about seeing that…because look at this little hot body…it’s good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Valerija Kelava by Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello Gets Racy of the Day

Valerija Kelava is an actual model. She’s Slovenian, which I guess means she’s first generation non-communist. Probably from a poor family who was given the option of escaping due to her height, instead of being forced into a life of mail order brides, cam girl, human trafficking, but I’ve never heard of her so maybe I am wrong. What I do know is that she’s signed with actual reputable model agencies…throughout Europe and new york. I also know that SOFIA Sanches and Mauro Mongiello are a photography duo who have done tons of photoshoots, covers, with celebrities, and now they are dabbling in a little more racy nudes…. I mean this is fashion, on a model, but also what Larry Flynt was shot for – showing the pink. Excitng times for all of us are here.

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Sahara Ray’s Vagina Flash of the Day

Sahara Ray is friends with people I know, so I wonder if she’ll be happy about posting her vagina picture that was emailed to men – because she’s not quite a celebrity – if anything she’s just an up and coming nude model, far superior to Emily Ratajkowski – who’s vagina hasn’t been spread on the internet yet, but that she allowed to be taken in pictures – unless this isn’t even Sahara but is her friend – because what the fuck do I know about Sahara Ray other than that she has big tits and has been in a bunch of hipster photoshoots… So whether it is her vagina or not – you can click this link to see all her tits and nudes from what I believe could be hacked nudes because she has a name – but that could be leaked and that no matter what they are – they happened and I am in love… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Penelope Cruz Hot as Fuck for Esquire of the Day

Spanish Penelope Cruz is Academy Award winning celebrity mom – who I never really found hot but who was marketed to be hot – that all the girls with big noses out there appreciate because she gives them all hope…that they can get through life without getting a nose job… A hero to…big noses – but I’m too busy looking at her tits….who knows when this was shot – I just know it’s good….I am drunk on Turkey..my diabetes is confusing me…

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Penelope Cruz Hot as Fuck for Esquire of the Day

Penelope Cruz Hot as Fuck for Esquire of the Day

Spanish Penelope Cruz is Academy Award winning celebrity mom – who I never really found hot but who was marketed to be hot – that all the girls with big noses out there appreciate because she gives them all hope…that they can get through life without getting a nose job… A hero to…big noses – but I’m too busy looking at her tits….who knows when this was shot – I just know it’s good….I am drunk on Turkey..my diabetes is confusing me…

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Phoebe Price Does the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

I am a fan of Pheobe Price. You probably don’t know who she is, but that’s ok because she’s not really anyone. She’s from the South, probably has money, moved to LA to either be famous or around the famous. She has friends who are paparazzi and figured out how to manipulate the media enough to get noticed by said paparazzi, for no reason other than to get in the media, and I just think I appreciate her level of shamelessness, the fact she isn’t even interested in a career, I mean she must be in her 40s or even 50s, and most importantly, that she just does this for her ego, to feel important… I mean, showing up to a paparazzi ridden pumpkin patch in a pants less costume – is next fucking level…and that why she needs to be an inspiration to us all..or at least to girls out there who think they need a marketable talent to get on the internet…you just need a willingness to not worry about being made fun of…and for that reason alone, I would never make fun of Phoebe Price…she does it for her own personal reasons and not to get ahead, and I’ll always support someone just being themselves…especially in this get ahead, suck dick, get famous world… There’s whoring, there is fame whoring, then there is Phoebe Price..who we don’t really know what she’s doing – but she’s doing it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE (via DLISTED )

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