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Pam Anderson’s Old as Fuck Ass of the Day

Pam Anderson ass, like her liver – is dead. What isn’t dead is that I still want to sniff it, I see sexiness in elderly sluts… Call me crazy, maybe it is a Pumpkin Spice, the fall colors, the end of a season – making me reflect on what was…Playboy chick with dumb tits who inspired a generation of bleached blonde bimbos with Playboy tattoos…getting naked to get famous…..She is the sex tape originator…. Maybe I just like the whole Ebola zombie scare…and the Halloween season that makes me leathery, rotting flesh…that smells like rotting flesh.. Or maybe I just like witnessing sadness… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Tongue Video of the Day

Here is Miley Cyrus demonstrating her ability to use her big long lesbian hipster tongue to lick ass while jerking dudes off because it brings her minor excitement in her otherwise jaded life…You know now that she’s got it all…the fame and fortune – there’s little else but ass licking to make her feel like a diryt little whore and girls LOVE being dirty little whores – especially when this is their actual talent and that song and dance shit is just to help pay for hotels where she can take on that ass licking…

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Micaela Schaefer Naked at an Event of the Day

I don’t really understand what this Micaela Schaefer is, but I do know whatever it is that she’s doing is totally fucking right. It’s like why wear clothes when you can get more attention showing up places totally naked – the media will eat it up – the blogs will talk about you – and it will increase your escorting rates by a minimum of 1000 dollars an hour… It’s like the reason half of the pornstars out there do porn. Shit is good for fucking hooking business. I am sure she wasn’t always a whore, but her fake tits may tell a different story, but at least she’s using that ability to make moves career wise well into her 30s…now if only more women did this – leaving the house would be a funny, cellulite filled journey I would probably chronically masturbate to, but in my defence that’s kind of already I do – with girls I see in clothes….I’m the creeper in the corner, nice to meet you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Alyssa Barbara Hot for Jai Photo of the Day

Alyssa Barbara is one of the better things that happens in my instagram feed and I am not just saying that because I show favouritism to my Canadian countrymen you Americans like to laugh at, even though we have infiltrated your borders and work in all aspects of your society because we blend in with your people. The only difference between us and you is our ability built an igloo in the middle of summer to avoid being eaten by rabid polar bears…but I’m sure some of your Alaskans can handle that shit too… I am just saying that because these pictures of her by JAI PHOTO broke my penis…in a rubbed it out into a clit..if it wasn’t already the size of a clit…in a pencil eraser from when people used pencils…breaking mid-exam kind of way…rubbed down to the fucking metal…not that I ever make mistakes…because when your whole life is a mistake and kinda cancels out making mistakes…it suddenly just becomes life. Live.

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Elizabeth Gillies Bikini on Set of the Day

Elizabeth Gillies is from a show called Victorious, that is based on some girl named Victoria Justice, who I assume is not Dave Justice’s daughter…but who’s secret was a bunch of nude pics on her phone someone hacked and that were great…even if you never really heard of her… Now, I’m not well versed in young girls on kid networks, or the shows they are on…but I know that a handful…a very very large handful of dads in their early 30s-40s, and dudes in their 20s who were teens when this show started…all know who these girls are…the dad’s because they are forced to watch it and fantasize over the new young pussy – and the dudes in their 20s because these girls were marketed heavily to them…all while I didn’t know they exist… But apparently, they do…and this one, Elizabeth Gillies, is on set in a bikini top…which I guess is exciting to you if you’re either of the above mentioned perverts…or really anyone into girls in bikini tops… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miranda Kerr’s Butt Shot of the Day

Everyone is freaking out about Miranda Kerr’s cleavage…while I am more into her butt shot that she posted…mainly because tits can be bought…and I guess in Miranda Kerr’s recently divorced and recently fired case…were bought…so that her billionaire boyfriends who have her on payroll have something to play with when she rolls through for her pay check… You see even the models who work and have money do the whole sugar baby thing…and I guess when you look like Miranda Kerr, and you made all this money from your humble Australian roots, directly propelled to a celebrity of her own, all from selling her body to brands…selling her body to billionaires doesn’t even feel like she’s selling her body at all..it just feels like she’s worth it…and maybe she is…I know..this ass pic is pretty amazing..

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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini for Facebook of the DAy

Anna Kornikova posted this on her Facebook yesterday. I don’t know if it is her or not. I just know it is amazing. It’s like girls if you take these bikini selfies, post them… I mean obviously, I am on instagram and realize that every girl does, but when they are pro tennis players who were all the fucking rage 10 years ago, but who still have the body thanks to muscle memory…you know one of the girls who reaffirmed your love for the level of perversion of the sport…panties, sweat, grunts…Russians…they are so much better… All this to say…Anna Kornikova is all that matters right here – right now…and I don’t even care if Enrique watches…

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Winona Ryder “Alleged” Tit Pic of the Day

This one is laughable. I mean Winona Ryder barely exists and probably is too old to really understand technology or take selfies, but I guess grandma’s everywhere are taking vagina pics now…I wouldn’t know, women die at 30 for me….but it’s not a complicated process…. This is so pixelated and distorted…and really could be anyone – but when I am emailed a tit and told it’s an actor from yesteryear, one of the American Classics, I mean Edward Scissor hands and every single movie in the 90s…25 years ago…I have no choice but to share …not that anyone reads this site, but if you did, you’d appreciate it.

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Selena Gomez Cropped Out Titties of the Day

Selena Gomez was rumored to have fake tits for Bieber….but for some reason on her instagram – she’s’ cropping out the tits – making me wonder why she even got the tits…it’s like if you invest 10k into something – you show it off – but maybe when 10k is like nothing to you – you’re less like a stripper who’s been saving for tits for years – and more subtle about it, trying to not draw attention to it – who knows… But I guess – when the paparazzi is there – you’re better off being subtle about shit because those Princess Diana Killing motherfuckers – will capture the tits for you and it all seems way less gratuitous.. I get what she did here…clever little troll. TO SEE HER CLEAVAGE IN FULL – CLICK HERE

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Kylie Jenner for Instagram of the Day

Kylie Jenner is a 12 year old Kardashian…and she’s doing pretty much what they are taught at birth to do – sluttin’ makes us money….you know in a “you like that range rover you got for your 15th birthday bitch, get naked”…. Mommy knows this shit best, she’s been doing it for 100 years and it fucking worked… I would like to say that everything about this family must die…but this teen body…that’s it. Don’t worry, by 20, she’ll be fat and addicted to pills – so take this in…the baby of the family is the one who is going to be the most affected

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