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Kate Moss Breast Cancer Awareness Pic of the Day

Here’s a philosophical question – if Kate Moss pulls out her tit for a Breast Cancer campaign – where her nipple gets edited out and replaced with a breast cancer ribbon – does it make a sound… The answer is yes….yes it makes a fucking sound…the sound of my penis exploding because Kate Moss is amazing and her nipples are all over the fucking place and I don’t need nipples to get excited in pics of her because nipples are everywhere, breast cancer ribbons are the new nipples…Truth.

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Winona Ryder “Alleged” Tit Pic of the Day

This one is laughable. I mean Winona Ryder barely exists and probably is too old to really understand technology or take selfies, but I guess grandma’s everywhere are taking vagina pics now…I wouldn’t know, women die at 30 for me….but it’s not a complicated process…. This is so pixelated and distorted…and really could be anyone – but when I am emailed a tit and told it’s an actor from yesteryear, one of the American Classics, I mean Edward Scissor hands and every single movie in the 90s…25 years ago…I have no choice but to share …not that anyone reads this site, but if you did, you’d appreciate it.

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Selena Gomez Cropped Out Titties of the Day

Selena Gomez was rumored to have fake tits for Bieber….but for some reason on her instagram – she’s’ cropping out the tits – making me wonder why she even got the tits…it’s like if you invest 10k into something – you show it off – but maybe when 10k is like nothing to you – you’re less like a stripper who’s been saving for tits for years – and more subtle about it, trying to not draw attention to it – who knows… But I guess – when the paparazzi is there – you’re better off being subtle about shit because those Princess Diana Killing motherfuckers – will capture the tits for you and it all seems way less gratuitous.. I get what she did here…clever little troll. TO SEE HER CLEAVAGE IN FULL – CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Cropped Out Titties of the Day

Kylie Jenner for Instagram of the Day

Kylie Jenner is a 12 year old Kardashian…and she’s doing pretty much what they are taught at birth to do – sluttin’ makes us money….you know in a “you like that range rover you got for your 15th birthday bitch, get naked”…. Mommy knows this shit best, she’s been doing it for 100 years and it fucking worked… I would like to say that everything about this family must die…but this teen body…that’s it. Don’t worry, by 20, she’ll be fat and addicted to pills – so take this in…the baby of the family is the one who is going to be the most affected

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