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Toni Garrn is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Toni Garrn is a model who smells like Leonardo Dicaprio, but probably not his semen, because I’ve heard he’s gay, but maybe his feces, because feces happen when getting fucked up the ass with a strap on. It’s very possible that he isn’t gay. People are haters, not that being gay is a thing to be hated for. Who cares what he fucks, other than his millions of women fans who like to think they have a shot with him when masturbating to Romeo and Juliette or Titanic…a cord he would hate to lose by coming out… It is also possible that he really likes being surrounded by models, and that he’s not overcompensating. I just find it questionable, since the models he dates, all work for the same company and girls, especially models who are celebrated, generally don’t like sharing the same dude…unless it is a contractual obligation. Either way, she’s in Harper’s looking’ all long necked and ok for a German girl…because when I think of German girls…I think anal rape, but not because like it, but because Holga likes having her way with men at the sex club she normally gets paid to shit on people at…cuz she’s the one with the biggest appetite.

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Aubrey O’Day’s AMazing on Instagram of the Day

I hate to admit this, because I have spent at least 3 years hating on Aubrey O’Day for being a useless, fat, annoying pile of hip hop market shit that even the hip hop market doesn’t want. So she decided to hit the gym and move away from that, you know to forget the black rapper boyfriends that loved her dumpy white girl ass, and move onto some white dude all while trying to go pop… Making her sloppy disgusting body – almost amazing. I mean I don’t even know what I am looking at here, but I like it more than I should because it is Aubrey O’Day and this is against my everything.

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Ashley Benson Does Pool Apparel Proper of the Day

Ashley Benson wore this outfit to the pool. I assume she’s got wind that people are making fun of her for being chubby – too chubby for bikini…and she decided the only way to do the pool is in this fat girl bathing suit that covers her up – while wearing a wig, like a crazy person because that’s what “artists” do… I prefer when she’s TANNING TOPLESS …topless is always a better look…no matter who the girl is.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Panty Ballet of the Day

Candice Swanepoel won instagram with these pics of her lean model body doing Ballet….because I guess when she was a South African slave runner with a farm that made her rich, she was being professionally trained in dance, like the other rich girls while the hired help was dying of AIDS, poverty, and all kind of other horrible things that happen in South Africa by white people to black people…it’s historical fact….just ask Nelson. That said, thank god she did Ballet, because these pictures happened and I am very into them. I am cultured and respect the artform like that.

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Supermodels for W Magazine of the Day

So W Magazine does a Supermodel issue every year around Fashion week, apparently, I don’t fucking know, I just look at supermodels, I don’t actually keep track of who they are, or what they are up to, more importantly, I don’t pay attention to the Fashion industry because it is filled with a bunch of loser follower idiots who think they are elite, despite being drones, like people in any industry…it’s like we get your catty, snobby attitude you homo bitch…no one cares… Just give us more pics by great photographers like Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott of models Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy, Lara Stone, Amanda Murphy, Suvi Koponen, Meghan Collison, Anna Ewers, Mariacarla Boscono, Raquel Zimmermann, Saskia de Brauw, Mica Arganaraz, Daan Van Der Deen, Filip Hrivnak, Steve Milatos Showing some tit.

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Irina Shayk Tongues her Russian Friend and Wears a Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is kissing some girl who I assume is Russian on the lips, because apparently that’s how Russian Women make extra cash to pay for their hair, nails and designer clothes…. Sure I am basing my entire opinion on Russian babes on the cam sites and porn sites and mail order bride sites that I frequent…but I like to think that is culturally representative of girls who grew up poor but who are now thrown into the elite, top echelon, 1%, world of fame and fortune – strictly because of the way they look… We call those escorts…and sure they can disguise as models, or even be models…but the foundation of who they are…their core offering to the world…is still the fuckng same..and when they look like Irina…I am so into that, I wish I had budget for that…or at least one as good as her… She also wore a bikini on instagram in some luxurious place…because that’s the life she lives…looking the way she does… Surprisingly, no one asked where her John Ronaldo was…it’s just assumed he’s off on his own gay cruise or something…being rubbed down by men to loosen up after the world cup…he’s a homosexual like that…a homosexual who “dates” this..

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Britney Spears Mom Tits in Public of the Day

I don’t really think a slimmer, more controlled Britney Spears thanks to her handlers realizing that she’s their meal ticket and they can’t let her venture off on her own, because she will try to escape the prison that is her life…is all that interesting…. Even if the Not quite a girl, not yet a woman, who is clearly all woman, in her Thirties and a mom of at least two…a good Christian woman…at least that’s what she wants that portion of her fan base to think – since they are the only ones still buying albums for their trailer park home…. I just like that her pretty big tits are busting out of…fancy Walmart looking crop top you’d expect to see on some stripper in south at church apparel…because I guess in a lot of ways that’s what this robot, shell of a woman kind of is…you know since her performances include her half naked, dancing around sexy, and not singing… It’s a small sacrifice she makes to give everyone around her a nice affluent life..reminding me to exploit your kids.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Alex Mru by Damien Elroy Vignaux for Treats! of the Day

TREATS MAGAZINE are not the pioneers of skin mags. They aren’t Playboy or Penthouse or even Hustler from the 70s. But they are speaking to a market that appreciates that kind of photography. We are dudes, we like nudes, but for some reason the people producing nudes went south with their nudes, and just pumped out shitty studio pics of shitty looking girls doing shitty fucking things – that eventually involved peeing…and the quality of everything about the skin mag feel apart and pretty much became internet porn… So people got together, found models willing to get nude, or implied nude, and shot them doing nice thing, in nice settings, looking nice, and it makes me happy, because I am tired of all the trashy and I like girl who I wouldn’t find at the strip club – naked… So Alex Mru, I’ve don’t know, but I think she’s fucking glorious and you should too…

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Mila Kunis See Through Pregnancy Dress of the Day

Mila Kunis is still pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s baby and that’s not the only disappointment that comes in this picture…the other disappointment is that she’s one of those new mom’s who doesn’t get massively huge breasts when pregnant…you know all filled with milk and a great time to get breast implants…but instead her tits just got awkward and weird… I guess she’s not that far along, but not only is she disgusting to look at for someone like me who doesn’t think pregnancy is natural…especially with Billionaire Ashton Kutcher, who I don’t find interesting at all, despite his smart investments into tech when tech was just blowing up…But she’s looking like a fat chick with no tits…and that’s the worst curse any girl can have…let alone any girl can do to herself…with intention of having a billion dollar family with the one guy you knew at 14 who can relate to you or who you feel you genuinely know…I get it..I just don’t get these pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Luci Ford is Amazing in her Sunglasses of the Day

LUCI FORD is a magical creature sent to me from instagram heaven, who I have been following and loving for a pretty long time, because her pictures are all amazing…and she’s fucking hot…so I have no real choice but to post these red sunglass shots of her ass in a skimpy enough one piece…I saw them circulating and with that…I must participate…and hope that any and all endorsing I do for this magical creature sent to me from instagram heaven…leads to her own TV show…I figure if the Kardashians can do it..any retard monkey masturbating in the corner when not flinging it’s own shit can do it…but more importantly…and amazing to look at babe can do it too..let it be Luci….who from my angle…seems pretty tight…

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