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Nicki Minaj Anaconda Lap Dance of the Day

Nicki Minaj is promoter her new “racy” and “exciting” hit single called Anaconda, that she twerks in, and her marketing team has been releasing all kinds of teasers to get people to talk about her, like these pics of her giving Drake a lap dance, which would seemingly be outrageous, if we were in the 70s or 80s, but in our era, these two could release a sex tape and I’d say everyone would want to see it, 20 percent of people would pay to see it, but no one would really care, notice or remember 3 months later… Meaning, we’ve been raised, conditioned and exposed to internet porn, and if a self promoting chick wants to get any of excited about a music video, there best be live sex in it…because otherwise…it’s just another music video and we’ve all seen those before.. I assume this video comes out today, but I haven’t looked into it, because I don’t care about some money grubber pulling cheap tricks to get money…..unless it’s more hardcore…than some white girl in a black body hired as an actress to play a rapper for white girls to idolize….while making millions…self promoting… I guess I know too many actual sluts, but her ass is ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as Drake’s strip club patron face. Remember he is an actor before a rapper…kinda like Nicki Minaj…maybe they are all just lying to us as they exploit hip hop….sounds about right.

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Nina Agdal Does Vegas Bikini Parties of the Day

What the fuck is going on with her face..this is Nina Agdal, a model for Sports Illustrated who has a lot more fame that she probably deserves, at least based on her face alone, because proven in the above picture she’s more handicapped looking than Brooklyn Decker…it’ like they were from the same retard home and SI needed to pass the torch to some special needs people to keep their magazine politically correct… But I guess when you put her whole body into frame, and into perspective, everything seems a lot more interesting and the whole bikini model thing makes sense..it’s not about the face, it’s about the body and maybe in all her water head glory, she’s just got bad make-up on…I mean it’s some cheesy vegas event, you might as well cheese it up to fit in…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Emily Ratajkowski for Yamamay Lingerie of the Day

I make fun of Emily Ratajkowski because I am an asshole, but also because I don’t like that she got too famous for being topless model to answer my emails. I take things personally like that, but these eager to be famous girls are pretty much all the same, and when fame finally hits, they stop emailing you pictures from various photoshoots they want you to promote for them… In fact, they don’t ever acknowledge you ever again, because they are busy and got what they wanted out of you, which is very low level marketing, since 3-4 people actually read the site… I will say, that there is no glory in being the second person to ever post Em Rat Cow pics early on in her career….in fact it doesn’t accomplish anything for your soul, bank account or penis. That said, I do need to give Emily Ratajkowski props where props are deserved, and that is that as a young girl with huge boobs on a skinny frame, willing to get topless, she’s managed to really build a career she otherwise would never have had…giving hope to young girls every where that getting naked pays off if you’re smart about it. So for that, I don’t resent Em Rat Cow…or her bird-like, debatably overrated face that I would have assumed would fade into obscurity but that just booked an new movie…she’s famous.

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Kristen Stewart and Juliette Binoche Interview Cover of the Day

Kristen Stewart is cuddling up to an older woman on the cover of Interview Magazine. I don’t really know the context, but will assume that it has more to do with them being in a movie together, and less to do with her being a broken down lesbian thanks to her father molesting her like his father did to his sister, who was also his wife, in some inbred love triangle that I assume that face was created in… I would not be surprised if she was a lesbian, since ever girl is a lesbian…and more importantly, I would not care…because she’s Kirsten Stewart…

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Kristen Stewart and Juliette Binoche Interview Cover of the Day

Models for La Perla of the Day

I am pretty sure that Victoria’s Secret owns – or at least manufactures 99 percent of the world’s lingerie. I am a firm believer that they own all the factories any pair of panties is made in. It’s just the American way, you know create a billion dollar brand by exploiting the third world, pretend it is building their economy while it is really just legalized slave labor that takes money out of our work force, but still sell the panties for the same price, so that the public doesn’t benefit from the savings you get, just bleed them fucking dry…for their brazilian cut thong… That said, I still like when brands like La Perla come together, do things a little more high end than Victoria’s Secret, and produce something a little more interesting to look at, despite being catalog pics… The models are: Liu Wen, Mariacarla Boscono and Daria Strokous. The pics are:

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Lara Stone and Other Models Topless in the Black Keys New Video of the Day

Lara Stone is a model who tried to sue me for posting pics of her honeymoon to some comedian/ comedy actor who had what I think may have been an HBO show in AMerica, because he was just that funny…. I found the whole “invasion of privacy” charge a little extreme, considering she’s a model who gets naked for money and who you can find naked all over the internet…and I guess in music videos like this one for The Black Keys…

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Laura Cremaschi Instagram Round Up of the Day

These Miami fame whores are hilarious…and for some reason, they all come from Italy. It’s like all the fame whores in Italy gather around a plate of Pasta and Pizza after an olive oil wrestling match for a bunch of guys in the Mafia driving Ferraris and plot how to take over the American Paparazzi and collectively come up with BIKINI…such a complicated thing that fucking works. Yet, American Fame whores haven’t been able to figure out the process, reminding us all that Americans are lazy as fuck and that the rest of the world, will take over…if our Fame whores don’t start strategizing better… Because I use instagram, I know the Amarican fame whores exist…I just don’t see them getting chased by the paparazzi.. I guess Italy won this round…they can thank this girl’s hot ass…

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Tara Reid’s Bikini Pics of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…The sick thing in all this Tara Reid has is a living corpse, something that is trendy in this Zombie obsessed era, is that I still think she’s hot…her Breast Implants, the same ones that humiliated her enough to throw her into her perpetual spring break until “Sharknado” happened because she was out of money, and more importantly out of relevance, and clubs were no longer willing to comp her drinks, because being the girl in American Pie is fun and all, but not when no one gives a fuck and it just ends up costing money trying to fuel her booze soaked life… I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape….and I’ve never liked early stages of menopause porn… I guess with Tara Reid, I’m just nostalgic, or drawn to her crackhead, weak looking, distended belly like this was a “for a price of a cup of coffee per day, you can feed this bitch, because she’s more into ripping lines”… I’m in love.

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Lourdes Leone 17 and Smoking Weed in a Bikini of the Day

I guess she didn’t see any of the propaganda videos on weed from the 60s. I guess she doesn’t realize it is the gateway drug or that it leads to schizophrenia… I remember a time when smoking weed was a scandal, even a career ender for celebrity and their kids, but now the people running the media, grew up smoking weed, probably still smoke weed and get it. Next step, legalized… I would expect more heroin snorting from Madonna’s bratty daughter. Weed is too g-rated for a rich kid. Boring. But nice bikini. Teen tits. Right.

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Lourdes Leone 17 and Smoking Weed in a Bikini of the Day

Toni Garrn is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Toni Garrn is a model who smells like Leonardo Dicaprio, but probably not his semen, because I’ve heard he’s gay, but maybe his feces, because feces happen when getting fucked up the ass with a strap on. It’s very possible that he isn’t gay. People are haters, not that being gay is a thing to be hated for. Who cares what he fucks, other than his millions of women fans who like to think they have a shot with him when masturbating to Romeo and Juliette or Titanic…a cord he would hate to lose by coming out… It is also possible that he really likes being surrounded by models, and that he’s not overcompensating. I just find it questionable, since the models he dates, all work for the same company and girls, especially models who are celebrated, generally don’t like sharing the same dude…unless it is a contractual obligation. Either way, she’s in Harper’s looking’ all long necked and ok for a German girl…because when I think of German girls…I think anal rape, but not because like it, but because Holga likes having her way with men at the sex club she normally gets paid to shit on people at…cuz she’s the one with the biggest appetite.

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